You only NERF several times a year?
So you're questioning my Nerf expereinces? You try majoring in engineering and keeping a major Nerf schedule, then we'll talk. I am way down in Bumblefuck, VA for most of the year. I am far away from my clan (most of whom attend college and are equally busy). By the way, I can't easily attend VA wars because they are 4 hours away and I don't have a car.
I've been Nerfing since 2000. The LCM was formed then, and we nerfed together as a clan (and with other NJ people) 25+ times a year for those 4 years (2000, 20001, 2002, 20003). There was a streak where we Nerfed 7 times in one month. In 2004, we began to slow down because we all had jobs, but managed to Nerf a good 15 times that year (at least). The smallest nerf war I have ever been to has been a 4v4.
Want some more? I've organized 7 major nerf wars. That would be 4 Apocs and 3 Reckonings. The smallest of these wars consisted of ten people, and the largest was almost 30 people. Heck, I preserved the future of these wars by sending a rebuttal letter to the local parks service after they tried to kick us out, which convinced them to allow us to Nerf at the park in the future.
Here are some other notables. The LCM has Nerfed on every major Holiday, with the exception of Thanksgiving. That means I've Nerfed on Christmas, New Years, and Easter (in addition to all the lesser Holidays). We had a Nerf war in my basement during New Year's Eve. I can account for at least 5 snow wars, one of which was on Christmas Day.
I've been in enough Nerf wars to know the shit I'm talking about man. What bothers me is that you've been in the community a long time and live in my state (which is small), yet I've never seen you at any war. Nor have you really showed interest until most of us starting nagging you about it. Frankly, I'm a wee bit insulted.
Oh, and by the way, if you have any other complaints or grievances with my qualifications to be on staff at this site, please send an email to email@example.com and have me fired. I'd love to get some free time back.
You bring your dual SFs, I'll have my crossbow and running shoes waiting.