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[AirApache]

"No" in that you killed the joke with your "relegion" one.

[Forsaken angel24]

I just finished watching the movie "Zombie" some pretty good stuff.
Especially the part where the zombie fights the shark!

[J cobbers]

Will you survive the zombie invasion? Take this survival test.

I scored a 93%

[Talio]

You have to wonder what would happen if there were a real zombie attack. I mean you would expect people to be terrified, but in all likelyhood, half the people on this forum would be getting themselves killed running around their neightborhood with a cricket bat or a shotgun.

As a matter of fact, I've given this alot of thought during my long sessions in the office filling out number 2 forms.

But I will give props to the guy who brought up the new Dawn zombies. If my town got invaded by those things, we'll I'd be fucked. But really, it's quite unrealistic. If the person has actually died then they would be fighting rigamortis, making them slow.

Slow is no picnic either though. It's not a matter of how fast one zombie is. Hell it's not a matter of one zombie, it's that there's fucking hundreds of them, and they are strong. Really really god damn strong.

But here's the plan. First off, my neighbor is a pussy, so he'll die right away. He has a big truck, and I'll just steal that. Then I'm going to the local gun store and picking myself up an M1 and lots and lots of ammo. After that, I will go to the Home Depot up the street and some things. First off, rope, because Charlie Bronson always got one slung over his back and they always end up using it. Then I'll get an axe, because it has so many uses and will also wreck your shit. Then it's next door for the Super Market. Can goods only and every pack of matches they have.

After that of course I just need to go someplace where there is food for foreging, water nearby, very few people and lots of obsticals. The fucking woods. I'm fairly certain I could live out the rest of my life in the woods during a zombie attack. You'd hear them coming, and then all you gotta do is run or get into a sticker bush or something. You'd have plenty of time to waste them.

That's pretty much it. Get to the woods and fuck up anything that follows you in, but who the hell is out in the woods? How many undead hikers can there really be, and how the hell would they navigate that kind of complexed shrubbery.

If that doesn't work, well then let the fuckers kill me. Seriously, who wants to live in a word full of zombies anyway? Besides, if I go out, that's my style of choosing. I want to be ripped to peices by zombies and come back as a flesh eating monster. That would actually be quite awesome.

Talio.

[Robonerfer]

The problem with zombies is, they're hard to get rid of. If you cut off their legs, they crawl at you. Most effective way to get rid of them is, essentially, mincing them. Or pulping them. Or doing something that makes it very hard for them to move. Their muscles still work, but if they're not attached to anything, they can't do anything.

Oh, yeah- blades don't need reloading.

I got a 79%.

Edited by Robonerfer, 11 October 2005 - 12:17 PM.

[Talio]

Shut up, you've never seen a zombie movie. You shoot them in the fucking head. It's in every movie! Mince them? What the fuck is that? You'd be the first to get killed.

Talio.

[boltsniper]

And now, a visual representation of how to kill zombies....

[TED]

If zombies ever came to my town I'd just do what I do in nerf wars. I'd grab my backpack throw in my binoculars, bipod, flares, these little motion sensor things that I got at TRU, wire for tripping, walkie talkies, cheese and crackers, and finally my trusty rocket launcher just in case I get into a tight spot. Then I'd just have my 12 gauge shotgun out with a laser scope and maglight. Those zombies would be so toasted.

Yeah, I'm pretty much the best zombie killer ever.

[Forsaken angel24]

Then I'd just have my 12 gauge shotgun out with a laser scope and maglight.

Why on earth would you need a laser scope on a shotgun?

[Renegade]

Then I'd just have my 12 gauge shotgun out with a laser scope and maglight.

Why on earth would you need a laser scope on a shotgun?

So you could go Resident Evil4 on 'em.

[Suave]

If zombies ever came to my town I'd just do what I do in nerf wars. I'd grab my backpack throw in my binoculars, bipod, flares, these little motion sensor things that I got at TRU, wire for tripping, walkie talkies, cheese and crackers, and finally my trusty rocket launcher just in case I get into a tight spot. Then I'd just have my 12 gauge shotgun out with a laser scope and maglight. Those zombies would be so toasted.

Yeah, I'm pretty much the best zombie killer ever.

Tripwires are useless against zombies. They don't move fast enough to get tripped by them, they'd just power through them...and if they did trip, it wouldn't matter. They feel no pain.

Talio has a good plan. As for me I'm jumping on my bike, mugging the pawn shop, and getting on top of the tallest building that isn't the hospital.

[TED]

I'm sorry, but my post was only a joke. I wasn't serious.

[DTReaper]

I plan on going up my stair dtocking the upstairs with provisions and suplies then destroying the stair with an ax because Zombies cant climb. Also I will have a rope ladder on the roof so i can get down if I need to.

-DTR

[Ronster]

Just think of yourself as the Master Chief, pull out your tactical 12 ga., think of the zombies as the Flood, and kick some ass!

BTW, Bolt, you forgot the smilie blowing the crap out of the other one with a rocket launcher!

Edited by Ronster, 11 October 2005 - 09:01 PM.

[Starbuck]

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

I'd probably arm myself with our FN-FAL .308 with ten 20 round mags with hollow point rounds or a sawed off Remington 1100 12 gauge using double 00 buckshot, my c96 Broomhandle .30 Mauser with lead cast slugs as my backup, my Ka Bar kife, two way radio, rations, and a banana. Anyone ever seen Monty Python's Self-Defense Class? If you have, you know what I mean with the banana.

[Nerferc]

Anyone ever seen Monty Python's Self-Defense Class? If you have, you know what I mean with the banana.

"Then you eat the bannana thus disarming him!"

[LordoftheRing434]

Ah, how ironic. I just happened to check this topic while listening to "Thriller". My has this thread grown!

I would set up a machine gun in the back of my pickup, sling our 10 ga. moose gun on my shoulder, holster a couple of .44 magnums, make several Potassium Nitrate explosives, and bring a chainsaw with. Or...if all else fails, slap on "Thriller" and start dancing. They should start dancing too...right?

[Uncle Hammer]

Alas a topic that has spread to how people would handle a zombie attack...Brilliant! I'd probably pickt them all from my roof with my bolt action 20 gauge.

[Ballman]

Step 1: Evacuate city.

Step 2:



Step 3: Host Armageddon

[LordoftheRing434]

YES! One more for Strangelove! I absolutely love that movie. Nukes would work too.

[Langley]

First off, rope, because Charlie Bronson always got one slung over his back and they always end up using it.

What's this 'they' shit, this isn't a fuckin' movie.

Get to the woods and fuck up anything that follows you in, but who the hell is out in the woods?  How many undead hikers can there really be, and how the hell would they navigate that kind of complexed shrubbery. 

I'd be pretty freaked out......

[Forsaken angel24]

That thing is fucking hideous. If The Hulk or maybe the ogre from LOTR took a shit and got addicted to supersized meals then got bit by a zombie, then thats what it would look like. Seriously, how do people let themselves go like that?

Answer: Lazyness nothing but hardcore gluttony.

Maybe when she continues to hike another 7000 miles I might consider talking to it.

[Talio]

I hope you die from an acid enima. Fucking asshole.

Talio.

[LiterSize]

What's this 'they' shit, this isn't a fuckin' movie.

Is that so, Rambo?

I'd probably have to go with a melee weapon and hope for the best. Certainly feel better using one of those than a gun (I haven't had the chance to actually fire one yet, so you go with what you know, right?)

Oh yeah. And I'd hotwire the nearest bus to get my ass out.

[Nerferc]

What's this 'they' shit, this isn't a fuckin' movie.

I'd probably have to go with a melee weapon and hope for the best. Certainly feel better using one of those than a gun (I haven't had the chance to actually fire one yet, so you go with what you know, right?)

You've handled a melee weapon before?