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If only terrorist were our only threat..

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#1 Famine

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 12:43 PM

Well, it would appear that out country has once again been placed on "Orange Alert". Now while many of naive sheep that we call citizens of the U.S. are attributing this escalation of Danger Level to be based on terrorist threats, or SARS, or maybe some HIV hijinks, I think we all know the truth. I think we know full well that there is only one plausible explanation for this sudden rise of alarm. There is only one plausible force known on this earth which our government truly fears, whose existance keeps them lying awake in their beds at night, drenched in a cool fear-induced sweat: Zombies.
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#2 Black Scout

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 12:55 PM

hahahahahahahaha
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#3 GunnedDown

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 05:44 PM

... I'm going to stay glued to my computer...

Right on Bro! I do this all the time :-D !

I really think we're in danger of Zombies.. more danger than ever. I think a government Zombie silo burst open and a few thousand zombies escaped. :blink: :D
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#4 Ash

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 06:28 PM

No, dude, zombies is greenish brown alert level.
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#5 wtrent10

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 08:41 PM

zombies are the least of our worries!!!!!!!!! ninjas are the only thing we shuld be slightley afraid of!!!!!!!
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#6 Ash

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 08:54 PM

Why do you speak? Seriously, I was just wondering.
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#7 KiLLa sQuIrR3L

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 07:30 PM

Yeh, really. Like that time on Nerfhq, you said a new kid woudl mistake you and Howard, because you're funny.
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#8 Ash

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 10:14 PM

I wish I had some idea what you just tried to say.
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