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[Langley]

Top 20 of 20 Total Search Strings that led to people clicking on lglf.net

# Hits   Search      String 
 
1   3    11.11%      homemade crossbow 
2   3    11.11%      nested coupling pvc 
3   2    7.41%       peace pill 
4   2    7.41%       pencap 
5   2    7.41%       rules for poor people 
6   1    3.70%       drunk girlfriend 
7   1    3.70%       i want you to stfu 
8   1    3.70%       interstate vagina 
9   1    3.70%       lawn gnome liberation 
10  1    3.70%       lawn gnome liberation front 
11  1    3.70%       lunch rules at school 
12  1    3.70%       new technology and world war 2 
13  1    3.70%       paper war game plans 
14  1    3.70%       pizza ideas 
15  1    3.70%       sister id like to fuck 
16  1    3.70%       soccer girl fuck 
17  1    3.70%       taking basketball jersey 
18  1    3.70%       that%27s not a picture idiot 
19  1    3.70%       vagina immature 
20  1    3.70%       www.lglf.net 

Okay, which of you sick fucks went looking for porn and found the NIC?

Edited by Langley, 13 April 2005 - 06:26 PM.

[cxwq]

Except for the LGLF-specific searches, none of those people got what they were looking for! Unless your site has changed significantly since I visited...

My favorite is "i want you to stfu"

We tend to get lots of people looking for serials and video game mods.

Last two weeks by full string:

1  51  3.22%  nerf haven
2  49  3.09%  nerfhaven
3  26  1.64%  nerf guns
4  23  1.45%  boltsnipers
5  22  1.39%  nerf
6  20  1.26%  nerf mods
7  19  1.20%  nerf crossbow
8  18  1.14%  nerf maverick mod
9  15  0.95%  blast bazooka mod
10  15  0.95%  nerf gun
11  15  0.95%  nerf gun mods
12  15  0.95%  new nerf guns
13  14  0.88%  nerf gun modifications
14  13  0.82%  nerf maverick mods
15  12  0.76%  homemade pipe
16  12  0.76%  nerf gun mod
17  12  0.76%  nerf modifications
18  10  0.63%  homemade gun
19  10  0.63%  nerf maverick modifications
20  9  0.57%  boltsniper

last year by individual search word:

32171: nerf
  9129: guns
  8472: gun
  7567: halo
  6620: homemade
  6155: serial
  3598: mods
  3579: mod
  2839: finder
  2749: air
  2704: nite
  2060: number
  2037: to
  1964: for
  1908: avatars
  1900: crossbow
  1820: how
  1737: modifications
  1655: a
  1618: nerfhaven
  1565: airtech
  1521: key
  1381: pvc
  1376: sale
  1349: haven
  1300: cd
  1277: make
  1213: supermaxx
  1210: modification
113192: [not listed: 7,628 search terms]

[JSkater]

"that%27s not a picture idiot"

[NerfMonkey]

15 1 3.70% sister id like to fuck

Okay, which of you sick fucks went looking for porn and found the NIC?

Yeah, that was Sqiggs89's search. I wonder how many people have actually come across the Nerfing community by looking for porn. Probably a lot...That's pretty funny!

[The Infinite Shindig]

I want to know how "sister id like to fuck" has to do with the Nerrfing community and the LGLF. Just what kind of operation are you and Fred running in Middletown Langley?

[Langley]

I want to know how "sister id like to fuck" has to do with the Nerrfing community and the LGLF.  Just what kind of operation are you and Fred running in Middletown Langley?

quote from the DCNO write up:

LGLF-Wars
... Langley got on his cell phone. First, he called my little sister to ask her to how convert numbers from decimal to hexadecimal.  ... I'd like to pause here for a moment of logical reflection. ... seeing as how the tobacco companies are in Virginia, and could conceivably modify an AT2K to fire cartons of cigarettes to this Exxon station in Maryland instead of facing delivery costs, why the fuck are the damned things more expensive in Maryland than they are in Jersey?

And as for "interstate vagina" quoted from the same page:

... Anyway, it doesn't make much sense, but we're running a little late, so back on the Interstate we go... Langley and The Fred stop at Wawa for caffeine adjustment. Fred takes an extra large coffee with milk and two sugars. Langley takes a Double Mocha Cappuccino with extra caffeine and an extra bit of froth out of the Vagina Machine in the back. Vagina.

It's good reading. Mostly about Fred and Talio fucking with me while I'm drunk after the war, but a good read none the less.

[The Fred]

Just for the record, the inanity and vulgarity of the LGLF website has given me cause to convert to Evangelical Christianity. Henceforth, all war writeups will no longer be penned by The Fred, but instead by his holier counterpart, Rev. Cleatus Brown, otherwise known as "Sexual Chocolate."

The Fred

[Grinch]

How do you guys check these things? I'm curious to see what Nerf World's search queries are.