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#1 Groove

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Posted 04 January 2003 - 07:26 PM

So...

Most of you know that I have had hand surgery on my middle finger in my left hand, and I can't do much with two hands. Yesterday, Friday, I attended a LAN Party at a friend's house with my left hand all bandaged up. For those of you that don't know what a LAN Party is, its when you make a mini-network with your friends and play games for about 12 hours non-stop. Well, seeing as my hand was slightly incapacitated, I thought I wasn't going to be able to game much of all. Boy, was I wrong.

Won 2/2 WarCraftIII games:
-1st was a 'Gladiators' match - Wulf Rider. Oh yeah...
-2nd was FFA against 3 friends and a Computer (Normal) - Won by mass Shamen and mass Raiders

Won 4/5 Worms Armageddon games:
-Won 2 by default - Enemies killed each other
-Won 2 by single elimination
-Lost 1 due to sucky auto-placement

Won 3/4 Counter-Strike games:
-Won de_aztec 28/9 - on 2vs1 teams
-Won de_dust2 23/11 - on 2vs1 teams
-Won de_dust 32/7 - on 3vs1 teams (Took out 3 people with a Glock..w00t!)
-Spectated de_chateau

Won 2/2 Quake 3 games:
-Won 1 by railing
-Won 1 by elimination


Oh, may I say that I did all this, with 8 fingers? Mhmm...I think this is called 'blackmale' to my friends. Quite sad, actually. On Counter-Strike I had to modify my controls to work with 3 fingers on my left hand (used a WASD variation) but I won the other games without any real alterations to the game. Heh heh heh...now where are those damned screenshots? Hrmm...
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#2 Inlitned1

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Posted 04 January 2003 - 08:03 PM

Wow... that sounds like quite a feet... but I will still own your butt in nerf... but that would also mean that I would have to borrow your gun... Dam me for not keeping my guns...
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#3 GunnedDown

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Posted 06 January 2003 - 08:03 PM

So...

Most of you know that I have had hand surgery on my middle finger in my left hand, and I can't do much with two hands. Yesterday, Friday, I attended a LAN Party at a friend's house with my left hand all bandaged up. For those of you that don't know what a LAN Party is, its when you make a mini-network with your friends and play games for about 12 hours non-stop. Well, seeing as my hand was slightly incapacitated, I thought I wasn't going to be able to game much of all. Boy, was I wrong.

Won 2/2 WarCraftIII games:
-1st was a 'Gladiators' match - Wulf Rider. Oh yeah...
-2nd was FFA against 3 friends and a Computer (Normal) - Won by mass Shamen and mass Raiders

Won 4/5 Worms Armageddon games:
-Won 2 by default - Enemies killed each other
-Won 2 by single elimination
-Lost 1 due to sucky auto-placement

Won 3/4 Counter-Strike games:
-Won de_aztec 28/9 - on 2vs1 teams
-Won de_dust2 23/11 - on 2vs1 teams
-Won de_dust 32/7 - on 3vs1 teams (Took out 3 people with a Glock..w00t!)
-Spectated de_chateau

Won 2/2 Quake 3 games:
-Won 1 by railing
-Won 1 by elimination


Oh, may I say that I did all this, with 8 fingers? Mhmm...I think this is called 'blackmale' to my friends. Quite sad, actually. On Counter-Strike I had to modify my controls to work with 3 fingers on my left hand (used a WASD variation) but I won the other games without any real alterations to the game. Heh heh heh...now where are those damned screenshots? Hrmm...

At least you can still jack off...

..er, unless you are left-handed...
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#4 Groove

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Posted 06 January 2003 - 08:14 PM

No, I'm right handed.

Vive la porn!
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#5 Inlitned1

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Posted 06 January 2003 - 09:44 PM

Dude TMI... AND BESIDES WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!
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