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The Night That Paddy Murphy Died I'll Never Forget


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#1 Langley

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 12:19 PM

The whole damn crew got stinking drunk and some ain't sober yet;
As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay
O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play

And that's how we showed our respect for Paddy Murphy
That's how we showed our honor and our pride;
That's how we showed our respect for Paddy Murphy
Our respect for Paddy Murphy on the night that Paddy died.


As Mrs. Murphy sat in the corner pouring out her grief
Kelly and his gang came tearing down the street
They went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole
They put the bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold

That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy
That's how they showed their honour and their pride;
They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another
And every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy died


The night that Paddy Murphy died I never shall forget
The whole damn crew got stinking drunk and some ain't sober yet;
The only thing we did that night that filled my heart with fear
We took the ice from off the corpse and put it in the beer

That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy
That's how they showed their honour and their pride;
They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another
And every one in the place got drunk that night that Paddy died!


They stopped the hearse on George Street outside Sundance Saloon
They all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon
They went up to the graveyard, so holy and sublime
Found out when they got there, they'd left the corpse behind!

And that's how we showed our respect for Paddy Murphy
That's how we showed our honor and our pride;
That's how we showed our respect for Paddy Murphy
Our respect for Paddy Murphy on the night that Paddy died.



Happy St. Patty's day.

Edited by Langley, 17 March 2005 - 12:22 PM.

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#2 Talio

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 01:04 PM

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I'll drink to that! Now where's my ruben?

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#3 Langley

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 01:13 PM

Did that beer just come out of a bukkake video? Someone's already too drunk to pour.
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#4 Jangadance

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 03:08 PM

I was about to say the same thing, and perhaps post an image to go with it, but it would be too graphic.

I think I'll celebrate by getting my hippie-hair cut and scaring my friends.
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