Does anyone here have any horror stories about finding semen, urine, saliva, or pubic hairs in their McDonalds food? I'm scared to eat there now because I really don't enjoy the thought of someone else's saliva in my food. I think I'm actually more okay with semen than saliva, I don't know why.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 06:09 PM
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 06:19 PM
Why the hell would there be pubes or semen in McDonald's food?
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 06:48 PM
I've gotten a small piece of metal (about an inch long) in a taco from taco bell once. The metal was flat on one end, but pointed on the other. If I would have cut my mouth, I would of sued like there was no tomorrow. But I still love the bell, and I always will.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 08:27 PM
boy, i'm glad i caught this one early. I'd like to announce that i am the first person to say:I think I'm actually more okay with semen than saliva, I don't know why.
WHAT THE FUCK?
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 08:43 PM
Maybe it's because semen is probably a bit more sanitary than saliva- it doesn't have food in it. I've heard that urine comes out of the body sterile. Not germ-free, but it's not like spit, which is nasty.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 08:56 PM
Semen, etc in your McDonald's food, and I use the term food loosely, is the least of your problems...
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 09:12 PM
Um, gross.I think I'm actually more okay with semen than saliva, I don't know why.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 09:51 PM
Gaydars are going off everywhere.I think I'm actually more okay with semen than saliva, I don't know why.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 09:59 PM
Why the hell would there be pubes or semen in McDonald's food?
boy, i'm glad i caught this one early. I'd like to announce that i am the first person to say: WHAT THE FUCK?
Semen, etc in your McDonald's food, and I use the term food loosely, is the least of your problems...
Um, gross.
Gaydars are going off everywhere.
I think we get the point already so just stop.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 10:07 PM
In the interest of me not having to read aout certain people's obsessions about certain body fluids and the mere idiocy and flaming that may follow, I'm closing this topic.
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