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[taita cakes]

Congrats guys! Another year, another something-or-other!

Have a good one!

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

Wait, if its Mike's birthday, who sings the song? Well I geuss I'll have to take responsibility for that...

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Mike,
Don't let Vacc get you!
~Halfling

[Black Wrath]

His birthday is tomorrow though...

What's going on?

Well, I'm not gonna wish him an early birthday.

[taita cakes]

My time zone obviously shows them all to me early. I had suspected it but never actually believed it. Happy Birthday regardless! Yeah, and don't let vacc get you *shudders*

[Black Wrath]

Well I missed the festivities, but from what I gather, Mike had a horrible birthday morning, tied up in masking tape and beaten with PETG.

Have a good dinner celebration dude, and prepare to drive me around everywhere!

[blink 182]

Mike... Happy-Bday Man. Although we DID allready wish you a happy birthday
(Hint Hint Masking Tape) it was some good times.

[Spectre2689]

You're an asshole Tony.

And yeah, Cam, your first post was done this morning...at 12:10AM...so technically, it WAS my birthday.

Thanks guys. Another horror shall roam the streets in due time.

If anyone cares I got a whole lot of money, cards, masking tape, and a "sex" dollar bill. Apparently the bill can be used in conjunction with the "girlfriend voucher" I also received to get a free girlfriend. Go figure.

[EDIT]P.S. Taita, I don't really get your picture. But on the other hand, I'm not quite sure I want to.

Edited by Spectre2689, 06 February 2005 - 08:24 PM.

[taita cakes]

... and a "sex" dollar bill. Apparently the bill can be used in conjunction with the "girlfriend voucher" I also received to get a free girlfriend. Go figure.

[EDIT]P.S. Taita, I don't really get your picture. But on the other hand, I'm not quite sure I want to.

Who gave you this? Inflatable or not?

Oh yeah, the pic, think about it a bit harder. Think about what a bidet is, and then, yeah, hippies

[Nazgul Lord]

Happy Bday Mike!

[Spectre2689]

I think you misunderstood Taita. It was a voucher to get a free girlfriend. Normally it's used with $20 to get in a girl's pants, but if I use that 6 dollar bill, I get extra benefits.

And about that bidet thing...yeah...wow...I hate it when I'm right.

[ompa]

Just for the lazy people:

bi·det ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-d)
n.
A fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts.

God, I'd think a hose with that much pressure would, well, hurt.

Geez, $20? Why not come to our school, rumor has it a few girls are putting out for free, first night. I'm assuming it's for their business reputation, but I'm not positive. I avoid walking disease carriers as much as possible.

~ompa

Edited by ompa, 07 February 2005 - 06:51 PM.

[VACC]

Ah, the birthday, a day of great renown. Your journey from birth to horribly horrible grisley death has moved you yet another step down the seemingly impossible and every increasingly arduous path that is our mundane and utterly pointless existance on this rock. One more leap towards the almighty, but more likely towards an utterly empty and endless blackness that will make hell seem like Shangrala, and he artic cirlcle sound warm and inviting. Let us take a moment to reflect upon this monumentous achievment of mortalities swift progression...................HAP.....py.......ah fuck it

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

What a deep birthday topic.
~Halfling

[Black Wrath]

Wow my sack hurts.

In conclusion, never try to make a bidet out of a garden hose...

Oh and VACC, that was the deepest thing I've ever read in a birthday topic; makes me think that you had one fuck of a sweet 16.