Proof Of Hasrbo Engineers Modding Their Guns
#1
Posted 06 April 2003 - 05:42 PM
"Monster: Have you ever been shot in the face with one of those Nerf Crossbows?
Hasbro Editor: No, but I once got shot in the back of the head with a Big Bad Bow, which is a lot more powerful. It has screaming arrows, so I could hear it coming before it hit me. Sometimes the engineers modify the guns to be more powerful than the ones we actually sell to kids, so you get smacked upside the head by a dart going forty miles-per-hour."
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#2
Posted 06 April 2003 - 05:55 PM
Sweetness. Hasbro is here in Cincy. The other interesting thing in the article is that they specifically mention the Crossbow, which seems to show that the Crossbow is semi-infamous for being an excellent Nerf weapon.
#3
Posted 06 April 2003 - 07:20 PM
Does that guy have an email?
#4
Posted 06 April 2003 - 08:11 PM
#5
Posted 06 April 2003 - 08:20 PM
~James
#6
Posted 08 April 2003 - 07:02 AM
that may be true, but it also states that the Big Bad Bow is more powerful. MWUHAHA!!"Hasbro, Inc. is a toy manufacturing company based in Cincinnati, Ohio."
Sweetness. Hasbro is here in Cincy. The other interesting thing in the article is that they specifically mention the Crossbow, which seems to show that the Crossbow is semi-infamous for being an excellent Nerf weapon.
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#7
Posted 08 April 2003 - 11:47 AM
#8
Posted 08 April 2003 - 11:48 AM
#9
Posted 08 April 2003 - 03:19 PM
#10
Posted 08 April 2003 - 04:59 PM
Hold on, what's going on? Get away from me.
I bet we'd kick thier pansy asses... or more likely their mods would rock ours and we'd go home feeling odd and stupid.
#11
Posted 08 April 2003 - 05:07 PM
#12
Posted 08 April 2003 - 08:55 PM
And you, sir, have said quite enough.Yhe that would suck maybe we could pay them to make super guns.
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#13
Posted 09 April 2003 - 02:50 PM
that may be true, but it also states that the Big Bad Bow is more powerful. MWUHAHA!!
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that they use the same ammo that the gun originally came with. And they probably didn't do the barrel relocation for the x-bow. And stock, the BBB kicks the x-bow's butt. Yeah.
Well, I emailed Hasbro, and they said that there is no one named Gred Hadden that works there anymore. It would be extremely hard to find his email address, unless we can find where he currently works.
#14
Posted 09 April 2003 - 07:24 PM
You know, the engineers at Hasbro are probably some really 1337 dudes, but it's those fat, lazy ass CEO bastages that fuck everything up. "Nooo, it can't be that powerful, we gotta make money, and nooo, let's put some more sticker's here! I don't give a shit if we have pussy plane guns that shoot ten feet MONEY YOU BITCHES!"
I'd like to meet some of these dudes. Maybe we can team up and shoot up those CEO's.
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#15
Posted 09 April 2003 - 08:17 PM
It'd still be worth it to play like 'professional' Nerfers. There should be like actual Nerf Areans, like paintball areas. Now if that ever happens, that would be sweet.You know what this means don't you? We must organize a war against these supposed "engineers" who work for this "Hasbro". A reckoning must be brought forth. EVIL WILL BE DISPELLED!!
Hold on, what's going on? Get away from me.
I bet we'd kick thier pansy asses... or more likely their mods would rock ours and we'd go home feeling odd and stupid.
#16
Posted 10 April 2003 - 05:35 PM
#17
Posted 12 April 2003 - 02:15 AM
#18
Posted 13 April 2003 - 05:54 PM
No, now go home.Can I get Hasbro's email?
I would like to use this space to create an ultimate flying Digiwoox.
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Thank you.
#19
Posted 25 April 2003 - 09:13 PM
Ash, what are you on right now? Sugar? Ether? C'mon, tell me.No, now go home.Can I get Hasbro's email?
I would like to use this space to create an ultimate flying Digiwoox.
...--->
Thank you.
#20
Posted 25 April 2003 - 11:52 PM
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