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#1 taita cakes

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Posted 16 January 2005 - 08:27 PM

Well howdy! I'm sixteen! Dance with me?

I got some cool stuff, like my Nemo T-Shirt i've always wanted, and a DVD [Changi Series] that has been on my birthday/christmas list for upwards of three years. Anyway, there was other cool stuff, but its not just about the gifts. In Aus I can now get my L[earner] Plates, when you American bitches can drive alone, I can legally have sex, which, yeah, no comment, and I can get my full boat and jetski licenses!

And now, like the Queen, John Howard and probably George Bush as well, you must all suffer my birthday rant!

America, Fuck Yeah!
It's that time of year again, where bush-fires ravage and rampage
across Australia, killing many. The death toll has hit double figures
already after an Adelaide fire wiped out a few families in cars and
such. But, i'd like to thank the American government for putting so
many sky-cranes and water-bombers out on loan to Australia. Sure
they cost $1 Million to maintain per day, but the difference they
make is huge. We've been using them for a few years now, and they
do the job well, and save countless lives. Again, thanks.

Yeah! Fuck America,
It's old, but still // Need i say more?

Crimson, my god coder, is a busy guy, but is still making progress.
I make a point of not bothering him too much, as he is doing this out
of his own free will and free time. I'm thankful of that. He's still got a
few things to do, and a lot of scripts to write, but he's doing allright.
This thing is looking pretty huge, but i'm thinking it will be done, and
completed, some time in the coming months. Its just that i'm relying
on crimson, and I can't be sure of his progress as his reports and
updates are pretty non-descript.
I might jump into the task of allocating area managers and mods in
the coming weeks, when I get around to it.

Online Surveys
I always overlooked these as spam, but there is actually a fair
bit of money to be made in these! I just made $3 for doing a three
minute survey about movies. Sites such as: GoZing are great. They
actually work, and put out results. The money you earn for surveys
is, by default, put into your paypal account, but can also be put in
other such things as Napster. I was cynical at first, but when I
realised people were actually getting money I gave it a go. I spend
a lot of time on the net idling, so there was no harm done, really.

Yeah, for those of you who don't know me, or know what i look like,
take a looksee at these three pictures. For your viewing pleasure.
Number 1
A very old photo of me playing volleyball at the school swim sports.
Number 2
A stoned ole me, watching tv.
Number 3
Me 'bout to take a swing at the pinata.

And now, for reading all that, if you really bothered, I wil thank you by entertaining you with this funny PM I received and replied with on my first day of posting. To think I used to write like that. If I ever slip behind, just PM me again, like rawray did :blush:

please, i am begging you.  before you post, THINK.  i haven't read a single post from you that isn't complete crap.  stop bringing back old topics, only to say nothing important.  your're really coming across as an asshole.  chill out.

look im a cross between bored and half asleep on ma feet...
and far from an arsehole... i dont no y i post like this... an newaz i havent seen a half decent topic here since the fall of nerfonline forums... (minus nerf movie) and wats wif tha chill out shit... ?!?!?!?!

I'm so embarassed :blush: ^_^
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#2 Talio


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Posted 16 January 2005 - 11:21 PM

I feel like I've been prison diddled...
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 02:04 AM

My IQ dropped about...



Okay, what's the number after 129? What ever that is, that number of points...
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#4 taita cakes

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 02:20 AM

Pfft, give me a break. It only comes around once a year . . . ^_^
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#5 Half Newb Half Nerfer

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 08:12 AM

Happy sweet 16 tiat. Don't crash your boat or get an STD.
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#6 Black Wrath

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 08:19 PM

There's a legal sex age in Australia? That must suck big time. I'd hate to see a person with a criminal record for "Sexing under age".


I'm glad we don't have sex ages here.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 08:22 PM

Uh, dude, it's 14 in Canada. I checked because our orchestra is going up there this spring, and I need to know whether to bring a knife or not. Drunk girls in large masses really aren't my thing.

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#8 taita cakes

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 08:23 PM

Meh, me and JSkater were just discussing it on msn. No-one really respects it or believes it, just four days ago a 14 year old female friend lost it, and she goes to a private, single sex school where everyone else lost it long ago.

* it meaning their virginity

Oh yeah, thanks Halfie...

EDIT: Well, there has always been a two year buffer for people aged between 10 and 16, as described here, i just failed to mention it. We scored some booklets at school, talking about our rights at certain ages. Sex was covered, and seemed to be the focus.

Edited by taita_cakes, 17 January 2005 - 08:31 PM.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 09:51 PM

When I graduated 12th grade, their was five 8th graders that had gotten pregnant that year. Fucking kids...

No, I'm not joking either...
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:00 PM

Fucking kids...

I'm not sure if that pun was intended or not, but it was fairly amusing in any case.

Happy birthday Tait. Yeah...try to avoid the STDs...
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#11 taita cakes

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:06 PM

Heh, thanks, i'll make sure I wear a tarp. Or two. :D

Yeah, my dads school has got tonnes of pregnant kids and marriages already. I mean... MARRIAGE?
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 12:10 AM

Marraige? Shit, son!

I like american bread, so shut up.
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#13 taita cakes

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 12:11 AM


Heh, I actually laughed out loud that time.

I'll say it again. Leave America. Try Real Bread BITCH!
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 01:56 PM

When I graduated 12th grade, their was five 8th graders that had gotten pregnant that year. Fucking kids...

No, I'm not joking either...

After reading my comment, I have decided to remove it.

My new post is as follows:

no comment.

Edited by Ash, 19 January 2005 - 01:57 PM.

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