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[Jordan Witherspoon]

Whats up guys...Im spoon's brother and ive finally been threatened into joining the site. Last war was awesome and Im looking forward to next...

[JT Nerf Girl]

Hello!! I didn't know he had a bro, but I don't really know anything besides he's Spoon. Nerfing's great! I'm hoping to have a war tomorrow, long as it isn't raining. But anyways enjoy the boards!

[Spoon]

Are you kidding? Jordan's been with me at pretty much every war since the very first LANO in July of 1998! He hasn't been as big in the scene, but as far as nerf wars go he's more than a vet.

[JT Nerf Girl]

And I would know how??

[cxwq]

Hey Jordan, glad to see you here!

Think you could pick one quote out of those four? I don't know if there's a policy written down anywhere but we try to keep sigs down to 3 lines.

Note to self: Write policy.

Hope you guys come up with a cool location for Armageddon!

[Spoon]

And I would know how??

Well if you've been stalking me like you SAID you have been, I'd think you would have uncovered this tidbit of information.....

[VACC]

Whats up guys...Im spoon's brother and ive finally been threatened into joining the site. Last war was awesome and Im looking forward to next...

So Cobra, we meet again.

VACC

[JT Nerf Girl]

And I would know how??

Well if you've been stalking me like you SAID you have been, I'd think you would have uncovered this tidbit of information.....

I'm stalking you? That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?

[rawray7]

[color=dumb]I'm stalking you?  That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?[slashcolor]

*an average day in k-mart, the people are shopping, the radio is playing "girl from ipaneema(sp)", everything is fine until...*
*attention all k-mart shoppers! there is a blue light special in isle(sp) nine!*
*calling JTNerfGirl, there is a joke waiting for you at the customer service counter. i repeat, JTNerfGirl there was a joke waiting for you at the customer service counter*
*resume music*

[Spoon]

I'm stalking you? That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?

No no, seriously, I'm flattered. I mean it's not every day that you get you're own personal stalker. Whoa, what a head trip! I tell ya what, we'll get you and Steph into an American Gladiator style match with each of you on a raised pedastal and give both of you big ass padded poles. If you can knock her off of her Tower of Power, then we'll talk.


If I were an American Gladiator, I'd be Laser, because Turbo is such a ghey name.

[JT Nerf Girl]

I'm stalking you?  That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?

No no, seriously, I'm flattered. I mean it's not every day that you get you're own personal stalker. Whoa, what a head trip! I tell ya what, we'll get you and Steph into an American Gladiator style match with each of you on a raised pedastal and give both of you big ass padded poles. If you can knock her off of her Tower of Power, then we'll talk.


If I were an American Gladiator, I'd be Laser, because Turbo is such a ghey name.

What's American Gladiator?

[Ash]

Wow, i've never really been able to rightfull say "Damn, I feel old", but the time has come. She doesn't know what American Gladiator is...

Damn, I feel old.

What's up Jordan? Glad to see you on, man.

[Spoon]

What's American Gladiator?

>sigh< I take it back, you're not worthy to be stalking me....

Is American Gladiator seriously a past-time of my generation? Do I even HAVE my own generation? We're not talking about the Bee-Gee's here.....

[Vassili]

Don't feel old, I'm 13 and I know exactly what it is.

[Groove]

American Gladiators, huh? Yeah, that brings back memories!!! That was a fun show to watch when I was young...

Having your own personal stalker is fun, especially when they have your address, class schedule, school locker number, boys locker room locker number, and telephone number all memorized after having known you for less than 3 days.

Welcome to the boards, Jordan! My name's Jordan too...hopefully it won't get too confusing. Maybe we need to develop a distinguishing system...oh well we can work on that. Nerf on!

[rawray7]

american gladiators kicked ass. my favorite event was the one with the monstar tennis ball turret, and the little bases around it. and the guy on the turret had to shoot the guy going through the bases before they could hit the target. my favorite episode of that was when the gradeschool teacher was going through the bases with the buff-babe behind the tennis ball shooter, and the teacher goes from one base to the next, and right in between she gets shot and it fractured her elbow. the best part was, after she was on the ground holding her elbow, the buff babe with the turret didn't even stop shooting. what a great show.

[Spoon]

Seriously, thank you Ray, what a perfect example of why that show kicked ass. Any show where you could see buffed out warrior chicks unapologetically beat the living shit out of random housewives is a good show in my book.

[ArwenEvnstr]

Seriously, thank you Ray, what a perfect example of why that show kicked ass. Any show where you could see buffed out warrior chicks unapologetically beat the living shit out of random housewives is a good show in my book.

And I'm with him...why?

Oh yeah. Nevermind...

[JT Nerf Girl]

Wait... is that the thing where they had people hit each other with some kind of stick to knock them off something.... or something... that was like on in 92 or something? I think I remember seeing something like that when I was little...

[rawray7]

[color=dumb]Wait... something is that the something where they had people hit something at each other with something kind of something stick to knock them off something.... or something... that was something like on in 92 or something?  I think something I remember was seeing something like that something when I was a little something...[slashcolor]

attack of the something! everyone run!

And I'm with him...why?

you wont be with him for long if JT throws down the gauntlet and you have to battle it out american gladiator style. well...at least that way if you beat JT, you've earned the right to be girlfriend of Spoon Nerf God. but if the housewives start wanting him, there is no way in hell you are going to knock them off the balancing beam with your double-bladed foam bat.

[Spoon]

Run? Are you serious? With that many desperate housewives I could open a website.....

[IronRhino]

american gladiators kicked ass. my favorite event was the one with the monstar tennis ball turret, and the little bases around it. and the guy on the turret had to shoot the guy going through the bases before they could hit the target. my favorite episode of that was when the gradeschool teacher was going through the bases with the buff-babe behind the tennis ball shooter, and the teacher goes from one base to the next, and right in between she gets shot and it fractured her elbow. the best part was, after she was on the ground holding her elbow, the buff babe with the turret didn't even stop shooting. what a great show.

I love that show. That's still on sometimes on TNN. Vassili and I tried to recreate that with an MBZ and low powered guns.

[Ash]

I'm a desperate housewife...

Aren't I?

I'm pretty sure.

That's it, I challenge you other housewives to a gladiator match... THUNDERDOME STYLE!!

Bring it on.

[Spoon]

Do I get to bungee jump around a steel cage with a chainsaw? If I do, I'm in.

[GunnedDown]

...My name's Jordan too...hopefully it won't get too confusing. ...

No, you're name is Gay Jordan. There is a huge difference, Gay Jordan. Jordan, if you would like, we can call you straight Jordan to rub it in on Gay Jordan.