#1
Posted 18 April 2003 - 02:58 PM
-Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig
-Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...This is the War Room!
-- Peter Sellers (Dr. Strangelove, 1964)
#2
Posted 18 April 2003 - 03:12 PM
#3
Posted 18 April 2003 - 03:22 PM
#4
Posted 18 April 2003 - 03:44 PM
#5
Posted 18 April 2003 - 04:47 PM
Think you could pick one quote out of those four? I don't know if there's a policy written down anywhere but we try to keep sigs down to 3 lines.
Note to self: Write policy.
Hope you guys come up with a cool location for Armageddon!
#6
Posted 18 April 2003 - 08:28 PM
Well if you've been stalking me like you SAID you have been, I'd think you would have uncovered this tidbit of information.....And I would know how??
#7
Posted 19 April 2003 - 01:14 AM
So Cobra, we meet again.Whats up guys...Im spoon's brother and ive finally been threatened into joining the site. Last war was awesome and Im looking forward to next...
VACC
#8
Posted 19 April 2003 - 09:57 AM
I'm stalking you? That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?Well if you've been stalking me like you SAID you have been, I'd think you would have uncovered this tidbit of information.....And I would know how??
#9
Posted 19 April 2003 - 01:10 PM
*an average day in k-mart, the people are shopping, the radio is playing "girl from ipaneema(sp)", everything is fine until...*[color=dumb]I'm stalking you? That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?[slashcolor]
*attention all k-mart shoppers! there is a blue light special in isle(sp) nine!*
*calling JTNerfGirl, there is a joke waiting for you at the customer service counter. i repeat, JTNerfGirl there was a joke waiting for you at the customer service counter*
*resume music*
#10
Posted 19 April 2003 - 02:02 PM
No no, seriously, I'm flattered. I mean it's not every day that you get you're own personal stalker. Whoa, what a head trip! I tell ya what, we'll get you and Steph into an American Gladiator style match with each of you on a raised pedastal and give both of you big ass padded poles. If you can knock her off of her Tower of Power, then we'll talk.I'm stalking you? That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?
If I were an American Gladiator, I'd be Laser, because Turbo is such a ghey name.
#11
Posted 19 April 2003 - 02:55 PM
What's American Gladiator?No no, seriously, I'm flattered. I mean it's not every day that you get you're own personal stalker. Whoa, what a head trip! I tell ya what, we'll get you and Steph into an American Gladiator style match with each of you on a raised pedastal and give both of you big ass padded poles. If you can knock her off of her Tower of Power, then we'll talk.I'm stalking you? That's news to me.... you do know I live on the east coast right?
If I were an American Gladiator, I'd be Laser, because Turbo is such a ghey name.
#12
Posted 19 April 2003 - 05:32 PM
Damn, I feel old.
What's up Jordan? Glad to see you on, man.
#13
Posted 19 April 2003 - 06:04 PM
>sigh< I take it back, you're not worthy to be stalking me....What's American Gladiator?
Is American Gladiator seriously a past-time of my generation? Do I even HAVE my own generation? We're not talking about the Bee-Gee's here.....
#14
Posted 19 April 2003 - 06:19 PM
#15
Posted 19 April 2003 - 11:02 PM
Having your own personal stalker is fun, especially when they have your address, class schedule, school locker number, boys locker room locker number, and telephone number all memorized after having known you for less than 3 days.
Welcome to the boards, Jordan! My name's Jordan too...hopefully it won't get too confusing. Maybe we need to develop a distinguishing system...oh well we can work on that. Nerf on!
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#16
Posted 20 April 2003 - 12:24 AM
#17
Posted 20 April 2003 - 01:12 AM
#18
Posted 20 April 2003 - 02:30 AM
And I'm with him...why?Seriously, thank you Ray, what a perfect example of why that show kicked ass. Any show where you could see buffed out warrior chicks unapologetically beat the living shit out of random housewives is a good show in my book.
Oh yeah. Nevermind...
#19
Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:27 AM
#20
Posted 20 April 2003 - 02:07 PM
attack of the something! everyone run![color=dumb]Wait... something is that the something where they had people hit something at each other with something kind of something stick to knock them off something.... or something... that was something like on in 92 or something? I think something I remember was seeing something like that something when I was a little something...[slashcolor]
you wont be with him for long if JT throws down the gauntlet and you have to battle it out american gladiator style. well...at least that way if you beat JT, you've earned the right to be girlfriend of Spoon Nerf God. but if the housewives start wanting him, there is no way in hell you are going to knock them off the balancing beam with your double-bladed foam bat.And I'm with him...why?
#21
Posted 20 April 2003 - 08:09 PM
#22
Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:10 PM
I love that show. That's still on sometimes on TNN. Vassili and I tried to recreate that with an MBZ and low powered guns.american gladiators kicked ass. my favorite event was the one with the monstar tennis ball turret, and the little bases around it. and the guy on the turret had to shoot the guy going through the bases before they could hit the target. my favorite episode of that was when the gradeschool teacher was going through the bases with the buff-babe behind the tennis ball shooter, and the teacher goes from one base to the next, and right in between she gets shot and it fractured her elbow. the best part was, after she was on the ground holding her elbow, the buff babe with the turret didn't even stop shooting. what a great show.
#23
Posted 21 April 2003 - 02:55 PM
Aren't I?
I'm pretty sure.
That's it, I challenge you other housewives to a gladiator match... THUNDERDOME STYLE!!
Bring it on.
#24
Posted 21 April 2003 - 05:03 PM
#25
Posted 21 April 2003 - 05:55 PM
No, you're name is Gay Jordan. There is a huge difference, Gay Jordan. Jordan, if you would like, we can call you straight Jordan to rub it in on Gay Jordan....My name's Jordan too...hopefully it won't get too confusing. ...
but we do sh*t and F---"
~Webbster, Foam Improvement.
"I got four points... I sackled you"
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