Morpheus:Do you belive inthe matrix?
Neo:Yes...yes i do.
Morpheus:Then follow the white rabbit to the Matrix.
Neo:er... there is no white rabbit.
Morpheus:Wait a minute...(Is the rabit dead again.... DAMNIT)
(Morpheus pulls out two mice)
Morpheus:Here are to mice the red one leads to the Matrix the blue one leads to your old home.
Neo:Uhh there both green.
(grabs the to mice and digs a hole)
Morpheus:Follow the rabbit hole deeper than it goes.
Neo:OK one:thats impossible and two:the hole leads three feet into solid concret.
Morpheus:FINE dont belive me then.
(Neo jumps in the hole and starts jumping for 5 mins.)
Neo:(jump...jump...jump) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... am i in the matrix?
Morpheus:No u jumped in the rabbit hole for 5 mins and u screamed
(30 mins later in the matrix)
Neo:Hey who are those to ladies (he erects)
(his phone rings)
Morpheus on the phone:Neo Naomi is your mother and Trinity is your grandmother.
Neo:DAMNIT (throws up and punches his balls)
(1 hour later)
Neo:My name is neo
Agent Smith:Bare with me Mr.anderson.
Neo:I said my name is neo
Agent Smith:I killed you Mr.Anderson I watch you die.
Neo:I SAID MY NAME IS NEO.
Agent Smith:Now Mr.Ander...
Neo.MOTHER BEEP YOU SON OF A BEEP MY NAME IS BEEPIN NEO
Ill update this when i can remember the whole thing.
Edited by underservice, 16 December 2004 - 08:36 AM.