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#1 underservice

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 08:27 AM

Well im kind of bored right now so ill make this skit hope you like it:

MATRIX SKIT
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Rob Davis


Morpheus:Do you belive inthe matrix?

Neo:Yes...yes i do.

Morpheus:Then follow the white rabbit to the Matrix.

Neo:er... there is no white rabbit.

Morpheus:Wait a minute...(Is the rabit dead again.... DAMNIT)

(Morpheus pulls out two mice)

Morpheus:Here are to mice the red one leads to the Matrix the blue one leads to your old home.

Neo:Uhh there both green.

Morpheus:DAMNIT

(grabs the to mice and digs a hole)

Morpheus:Follow the rabbit hole deeper than it goes.

Neo:OK one:thats impossible and two:the hole leads three feet into solid concret.

Morpheus:FINE dont belive me then.

(Neo jumps in the hole and starts jumping for 5 mins.)

Neo:(jump...jump...jump) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... am i in the matrix?

Morpheus:No u jumped in the rabbit hole for 5 mins and u screamed

Neo:DAMNIT

(30 mins later in the matrix)

Neo:Hey who are those to ladies (he erects)

(his phone rings)

Morpheus on the phone:Neo Naomi is your mother and Trinity is your grandmother.

Neo:DAMNIT (throws up and punches his balls)

(1 hour later)

Agent Smith:MR.ANDERSON.

Neo:My name is neo

Agent Smith:Bare with me Mr.anderson.

Neo:I said my name is neo

Agent Smith:I killed you Mr.Anderson I watch you die.

Neo:I SAID MY NAME IS NEO.

Agent Smith:Now Mr.Ander...

Neo.MOTHER BEEP YOU SON OF A BEEP MY NAME IS BEEPIN NEO

THE END

Ill update this when i can remember the whole thing.

Edited by underservice, 16 December 2004 - 08:36 AM.

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#2 Half Newb Half Nerfer

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 08:30 AM

Make it into a flash movie.
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#3 underservice

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 08:38 AM

Make it into a flash movie.
~Halfling



Well i wish i could but im not that good w/ cam corders and internet posting.

P.S:And NO Rob Davis is not my real name i just put it there for secruity purposes

Edited by underservice, 16 December 2004 - 08:41 AM.

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#4 Half Newb Half Nerfer

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 11:58 AM

I mean a flash animation.

Flash Animation

Not a video, its, um, well flash.

Flash Download

But if you don't want to do it in flash or make a short movie, get someone else to do it cause' it looks like it could be kind of funny.
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#5 Spectre2689

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 04:19 PM

What the fuck?
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#6 Langley

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:12 PM

What the fuck?


Just let it die. The less you acknowledge the thread the faster it disappears.
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#7 Zero Talent

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:18 PM

*m4d snip*


I hate to be the Gestapo here, but do you even own a Nerf gun? :ph34r:

I have no trouble with you hanging around the boards or anything, I just wonder what you're doing on a Nerf Forum, of all places, when you never post anything about Nerf.

Edited by Zero Talent, 16 December 2004 - 06:25 PM.

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#8 AirApache

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:53 PM

I'm kind of confused myself...After all, even Off Topic topics are supposed to have a point...
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#9 Ironman

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 08:30 PM

You guys have to admit that this is kinda funny, even thought it makes little to no sence.
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#10 taita cakes

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 08:59 PM

You guys have to admit that this is kinda funny, even thought it makes little to no sence.

Errrrrrrrrrrrr ... :ph34r: NO! :D :)

And i thought i talked shit.
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#11 NerfMonkey

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 09:09 PM

I thought it was kind of funny, in a retarded kind of way.
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