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[Oroku Saki]

Prayer can be a powerful spiritual connection, however many people ask for too much. If people got everything they prayed for, the world would be pretty out of balance and boring. I'm not much of a Bible quoter, but one phrase that I find important in it is "The Lord helps those who help themselves." You can't be lazy and expect a higher being to just give you what you want. You need to use it as a focus, and then get off your ass and do something about it. Trust me, it works well, because both prayer and actions go a long way in life.

Those are some pretty fucked up Ebay items that have been posted on this thread so far, but believe me, I've seen much, much worse. One that I can think of is so bad and gross, that I'm sure Cx will ban me if I post it.

Edited by Oroku_Saki, 18 November 2004 - 09:43 PM.

[Evil]

I should shit in cans and sell is as Pikachu poop...

I'm sorry dude, but that might have been the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on these boards.

[NinjZ]

It was meant to be funny/sarcastic. I wasn't really going to do it.

[Avatar of WoeBrian]

BEHOLD! THE NHQ TOPIC, WITH LINK TO WHAT MAY BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST EBAY SCAM!

Or maybe behind this grilled cheese Mary, or something.

And, if that link doesn't work, try this one.

Wow, crazy story.

[cxwq]

Don't blaspheme about the cheese sandwich. It is clearly a miracle relic with crazy-ass powers.

On a visit to vatican city about 6 years ago I stopped by the gift shop to find people handing over fat wads of cash to buy items that were personally blessed by The Freakin Pope. Now you'd think these would be class acts here - crucifixes, collectible spoons, shit like that, right?

Hah.

I bought several 4 inch tall plastic glow-in-the-fuckin-dark replicas of Mary. Blessed personally by His Holiness.

I'll take a cheese sandwich over a hunk of plastic any day.

[Avatar of WoeBrian]

Hey, my friend found another Grilled cheese sandwich. http://cgi.ebay.com/...5536406729&rd=1

Wait, and this thing too-Another thing to go with all this.

Edited by Avatar of Woe(Brian), 19 November 2004 - 12:35 AM.

[okto]

oh, good ol' GITD mary.

[nerfspecialforces]

Edit:hmm...
Click
Replica higher of a bid than actual thing!OMG!!! WTF is wrong with these people? This is an all time low for some individuals today.

Damn! I could just keep going on...

Edited by nerfspecialforces, 19 November 2004 - 01:34 AM.

[Viper]

I am in the wrong business. Nothing is more sacreligious and oh, yea the buyer should be shot for stupidity because of how easy that bastard replicated it and how incrediably sacreligious that is. I am not religious, but used to be and anyone who is religious should seriously believe it is a slap in the face to humanity. It's inspiring though, cuz I could sell a "holy" pulsator on ebay or better yet a gyrostrike, no a "holy" gyrostrike blessed by my priest who molested me when I was younger, wait even better yet it became holy when he played my organ. Uhhhhhhh.... For those of you who get that that's a little too much. How about holy socks or something like Jesus's underpants with his face on it. I don't see anything wrong with capitalizing on it, after all its evolution happenning right before our eyes as the weak spend all their resources on things made by stronger beings with a brain and a sick sense of humor. I wonder who the top bidder voted for in this past election........ Bush???? Maybe that's how Bush won, because we all know Jesus hates homosexuals and the poor.

Edited by Viper, 19 November 2004 - 11:29 PM.

[Oroku Saki]

I think we can all at least come to the consensus that this grilled cheese sandwich thing is a new low in the evolution of our society.

I'm not going to go into the Bush factor on this, as I have addressed my opinions on him in several other threads.

I believe in evolution to at least some extent (not too much in the physical sense), but the evolution of the mind. Eventually, I think the stupid people will bring about their own destruction one way or another. It's one of those things I think about to get me through a rough day. The intelligent and wise will always find a way to survive in this world, no matter how many nuclear wars, extreme climate changes, or just plain douchebaggery in society there is. This sandwich is just a sad reminder of how there is still a significant amount of stupidity in this world.

Maybe I should join the eBay selling bandwagon, and start selling "Limited Special Collector's Edition pieces of blank paper. I could also include a frame for them, and throw in a "Certificate of Authenticity." Damn, I should go on eBay, and do that right now!

[Bad Karma]

That is VERY sad...

[NerfMonkey]

That is really creepy. Nothing else to say.

[1313]

Oh, check THIS out, http://cgi.ebay.com/...5536862231&rd=1

[nerfspecialforces]

I've checked over 30 grilled cheese sandwiches so far....
....nothing