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[One Man Clan]

Ok here's the story. My best friend and I have been pranking each other since highschool. What we do is leave randomn shit on each others car, with the idea being to out do the previous with more random, or meaningful stuff. Some of the items include Lawn gnomes, fully carved jack-o-lantern's, a doo rag, stuffed animals, among other things. Basically I'm running out of ideas here. I need some random stuff ideas, cause i don't think any of you guys know me or my friend well enough to get inside joke stuff.

So here'e the question, what's the most random funny shit to leave on someone's car? The only rules are:
Nothing sexual or profane, as we both still live with our families at home
Nothing that can damage a car, no grafitti even if it can wash off
And Basic commmon sense, my friend's dad past way from cancer this summer so no "I hope u get cancer" signs.

I've got no where else to go for ideas, so I figured someone out there has to have some good ones.

[JC]

Write phone numbers in lipstick to really ugly girls.

[Dark1337]

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[AirApache]

Lining boxers in icy-hot?

[cxwq]

One Man Clan, on Nov 17 2004, 11:04 AM, said:

no grafitti even if it can wash off

Damn, guys. Read the post.

He wants ideas for shit to leave on the dude's car that isn't graffiti. Or grafitti I guess.

[rosebud]

You could syran rap (sp) the car... it might take a lot of it though, but it sure is hard to get off once its on...

[rusty]

An empty Viagra/Cialis bottle

A Korann(sp?)

[AirApache]

Oh haha yeah, I definitely misinterpreted it. I have a load of non-car related pranks that all happened to someone in a two week camp that i went to two summers ago...man that was a crazy camp. Car stuff...at school, get some friends to box his car in. heheh.

[texmustache]

Hide some baloney under the seats. Or lunch meat of choice. Don't put it on the car 'cause it takes the paint off.

[JC]

cxwq, on Nov 17 2004, 01:59 PM, said:

One Man Clan, on Nov 17 2004, 11:04 AM, said:

no grafitti even if it can wash off

Damn, guys. Read the post.

He wants ideas for shit to leave on the dude's car that isn't graffiti. Or grafitti I guess.

Eh...It was the only good thing I could think of, and lipstick wouldn't damage the car, and it only takes a little windex....

[Moose Hunt]

How about a thong with your number written on it?

[NinjZ]

If you can somehow get ahold of one of those tire boots they put on car tires, do that.

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

Random old/crappy electronics would be nice. Like printers, moniters, type writers, et cetera.
~Halfling

[nerfspecialforces]

How about a big peice of pvc.

[Spectre2689]

Not sure if this would be too sexually oriented, but my personal favourite is waiting until the car is really dirty, then write on the back window "I wish my girlfriend was this dirty." Should go without saying that you write it with your finger.

[Fuse]

I like using condoms to make what I call "Cock-sickles". Fill em mostly full of water (not too full so they pop, tho they can stretch A LOT) and freeze em, then take the condom off. Be careful, because when you fill them with water they break easier than... Well.

You can use them for pretty much anything. Good for icing down punch at parties. If its cold enough you could probly put them out a few hours before he goes to his car, if he uses it in the AM. Just be sure you get a condom without lube or spermicide and turn it inside out. Yes, condom shaped ice would definitely be a WTF moment for him. Of course this could definitely be concidered sexually oriented, but they are really just long with pointy tips, not really penis-shaped. *Shrug* I'd do it.

[Vintage]

Hang a pickle from the rear-view mirror.

~Vintage

[Inferno]

I don't think that this one would be too bad. Get some toilet paper and then put streaks of peanut butter on it (implying that someone wiped their ass with the T.P., for you not-so-bright-crayons). You could stick those under the windshield wipers.

Or, if you have any parking/speeding tickets from the past, you could put one of those under the windshield wipers.

Or, you could get some sheets and put them over the car, like a car cover so no part of the car is visible. I'd post a sign on the sheets saying something like "Happy Birthday!" or "Congratulations!". For a couple of seconds he'd probably be standing there thinking "They bought me a new car!".

Just my advice.

[Nerfman2222]

McDonalds kid meal toys, or just garbage like emptyy soda cups or candy wrapers.

Edited by Nerfman2222, 18 November 2004 - 07:31 AM.

[JC]

>Fuse<, on Nov 17 2004, 08:18 PM, said:

I like using condoms to make what I call "Cock-sickles". Fill em mostly full of water (not too full so they pop, tho they can stretch A LOT) and freeze em, then take the condom off. Be careful, because when you fill them with water they break easier than... Well.

You can use them for pretty much anything. Good for icing down punch at parties. If its cold enough you could probly put them out a few hours before he goes to his car, if he uses it in the AM. Just be sure you get a condom without lube or spermicide and turn it inside out. Yes, condom shaped ice would definitely be a WTF moment for him. Of course this could definitely be concidered sexually oriented, but they are really just long with pointy tips, not really penis-shaped. *Shrug* I'd do it.

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You are a sicko.

[Ender]

Man you guys are lame, he wants good pranks to do and you just so happen to be talking to the right person. All of the following I have done before.

1. You will need, a pick up truck, some shovels, an ice rink, friends
You take the truck to an ice rink, the indoor ones when out of season, and fill the bed with snow left behind from the zamboni then proceed to snow in your friend’s car. Just box it in though too much weight on the roof and hood may cause it to cave in. This prank is better in the fall/spring when there is no snow but it is not hot enough to melt it right away. Most likely your friend with wake up and need to leave only to find his car snowed in, very funny. I have done this veriation to someone’s front door, they open it and there is a wall of snow and ice, it is hilarious.

2. Need a hacksaw, can of shaving cream, and a locker/dorm room.
Freeze the can for 24 hours. Next take the saw and cut the can into slivers that can fit into locker vents or under a door crack. Now imagine how much shaving cream you get out of a can, next think if there were not constraints on the volume think of the expansion. That’s right as it thaws out to room temperature it will go everywhere possible. Your fiend wakes up and his floor is covered in shaving cream, but he locked his door last night how did it happen. Or he opens his locker in the morning only to find it spill out? This is a good one to do. It pranks and stumps people. Just remember when you cut the can take the metal rings off.

If you want more let me know, enjoy.

[JC]

Ender, on Nov 18 2004, 07:06 AM, said:

Man you guys are lame, he wants good pranks to do and you just so happen to be talking to the right person. All of the following I have done before.

Yeah, because that's not damaging to the vehicle. He doesn't want huge stuff like that, where it'd take hours to clean and stuff.

[xedice]

I saw this one video where this guy opened his door to his SUV and about a billion golf balls poured out onto his feet. He was like.. what the fuck!???

So get a job at a golf range, be the ball collector, steal a bunch of golf balls each day, when you have about a billion, put them in his car, close the door, get a video camera, and wait. It is the king of all car pranks.

edit: reading through the posts in this thread... I was choking myself at how lame the majority of them are.

Edited by xedice, 18 November 2004 - 06:08 PM.

[andrew01]

Maybe if you knew something about cars, you could rig the alarm system to go off every time a door opens. I have no idea if that is possible; I don't know much about cars.

Either the alarm or another really loud horn would scare him alot. After a while it would get pretty annoying also.

[Ender]

Yeah JC cause putting snow in front and behind a vehicle is damaging. That’s right kiddies every time it snows millions of cars are totaled because people have to move the snow before they can drive them. How about this if you don’t know anything about cars then don’t reply to my post, and unless you are him then don’t respond to what someone else wants.

People’s stupidity still amazes me, wow.