Give Me Liberty Or...
#1
Posted 23 October 2004 - 01:38 AM
#3
Posted 23 October 2004 - 05:47 AM
#4
Posted 23 October 2004 - 08:41 AM
#5
Posted 23 October 2004 - 10:48 AM
plus you know Bush is gonna pull out a 6 shooter and blast away.
#6
Posted 23 October 2004 - 11:02 AM
Im not saying Kerry is Mr. Fightclub or anything, but regardless of the disputed records, he was in Viet Nam which counts for something almost no matter what he did there, and he's a tall mother too. He has good reach.
In the Dick/John matchup I again would have to go for the democrat. Im not optimistic about Dick's speed, though he may have some power.
Besides, you know the Johns would be double-teaming all over the place. Group hug!
#7
Posted 23 October 2004 - 11:08 AM
~ompa
Edited by ompa, 23 October 2004 - 11:09 AM.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 11:21 AM
#9
Posted 23 October 2004 - 01:18 PM
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"
Edited by GrOOvE, 23 October 2004 - 01:18 PM.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#10
Posted 23 October 2004 - 10:49 PM
Hrm, well we do it this way, Arnie and Jesse Ventura would probably rule the world.Cheney would fake a heart attack to make a diversion, and squeeze ketchup packets over his heart. Then, out of nowhere, Bush would grab some log and go captain Kirk on Kerry and tear his own clothes in a feral fashion. Then, in the end, he'd scream.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"
But my thoughts:
Bush: Piss his pants, after Kerry punches him in the face with his purple heart fists of fury, compensates for the pain with alcohol, gets arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
Edwards: Looked well initially, but damn that inexperience! He eventually loses all of his teeth to the winner.
Kerry: Looks like the winner, while Cheney secludes himeself from the rest... and then loses to...
Chenthulhu! The elder god of all evil, he sucks all of his opponents' souls out from their bodies and becomes the lord of all that he surveys!
BOW TO THE MIGHTY OVERLORD!
And then Kerry gets up, gets his fourth purple heart, and blows Cheney apart with his Swiftboat's Ma-Deuce and then has a hotdog with extra heinz catsup to celebrate!
Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
-brothers Macmanus, Boondock Saints
#11
Posted 24 October 2004 - 01:07 AM
Dude, you fucking rock. Period. The End.Cheney would fake a heart attack to make a diversion, and squeeze ketchup packets over his heart. Then, out of nowhere, Bush would grab some log and go captain Kirk on Kerry and tear his own clothes in a feral fashion. Then, in the end, he'd scream.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"
TimberwolfCY
of NH, NHQ, NO, NC
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Posted 24 October 2004 - 08:47 AM
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Posted 24 October 2004 - 01:08 PM
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Posted 25 October 2004 - 07:42 AM
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Posted 25 October 2004 - 07:38 PM
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