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#1 JSkater

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Posted 17 October 2004 - 07:26 PM

Anyone else seen this movie yet? Just got back, and all I have to say is:


"AMERICA!

FUCK YEA!

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH!!
"

Edited by JSkater, 16 November 2004 - 08:54 AM.

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Posted 17 October 2004 - 08:39 PM

Team America was by far the best movie I have seen for atleast a year. Got a great reveiw, too. It's Kill Bill, South Park, and Thunderbirds in one.
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Posted 17 October 2004 - 08:43 PM

Man, I can't wait to see Team America. Im afraid I didnt make it this weekend, but its high on my to-do. Im glad to see someone is taking the Tunderbirds' style since they screwed the pooch on the "real" Thunderbirds movie.
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Posted 17 October 2004 - 09:11 PM

My friend told me it was hilarous. "Just seeing puppets shoot each other was worth my 6.50" he said.

Once football seasons over i plan on seeing this movie.

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#5 Bobert

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Posted 17 October 2004 - 11:26 PM

Yeah, the movie is fucking hilarious. Went to the world premier at the grummen's chinese. It was really fun and i got to see my idols! (Mat Stone, abd Trey Parker)
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 11:25 AM

I also saw it, its pretty damn hilalrious. The whole opening scene is the best part. I couldnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes when the karate guy and the one terrorist started "fist fighting".


"Im so roooonreeeyy"

Funny thing is, the characture they did of kim yung il (sp) wasnt too far off. Hes actually made and directed quite a few musicals and movies.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 01:54 PM

I'm not sure, when I saw the preview or any scenes of the movie the only ones that seemed funny were the ones with Kim Jong.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 04:00 PM

I just saw it saturday, thats the funniest movie I have seen in SUCH a long time.

"We have 5 terrorists heading south on Bakalakadaka Street!"

That had me cracked up for hours.

I lvoe how the terrorists only have like a 10 word vocabulary.

Jihad, Muhammed, Daka Daka! lol
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 05:44 PM

I could've gone to the premire. And met Trey and Matt. And Weird Al, who, according to Bobert, was there.

BUT AS FUCKING USUAL, PARENTS GOT IN THE WAY.

I wanna see it so bad.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 06:01 PM

I just saw it saturday, thats the funniest movie I have seen in SUCH a long time.

"We have 5 terrorists heading south on Bakalakadaka Street!"

That had me cracked up for hours.

I lvoe how the terrorists only have like a 10 word vocabulary.

Jihad, Muhammed, Daka Daka! lol

Not to mention the "hamina hanina hanina, infidel!" I love how Trey and Matt butcher Arabic. Strangely, they seem to get their Spanish right in their South Park episodes.

I was going to see the movie, but right now I am broke due to my mess of bills. Maybe I'll go see it after this weekend when I get paid.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 06:08 PM

Why the fuck is the thing rated R?? The lady at the counter said "sex", but I don't know how'd they insert sex+puppets. I think that's the main thing keeping me from watching it (parents you know).

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#12 JSkater

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Posted 18 October 2004 - 06:10 PM

MATT DAMON
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 06:19 PM

Dude, if you get into it, you'll know why it's R.


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Posted 18 October 2004 - 06:21 PM

Ompa, two puppets in the movie have some VERY detailed and graphic hardcore sex. No little black squares, no objects blocking the shots, full on hardcore sex.


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#15 DJ Hurley

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Posted 18 October 2004 - 07:44 PM

Best movie I have seen in a long time. Seriously, I couldn't stop laughing at their theme song.
And also the song, "Pearl Habor sucked and I miss you"

Comin' again to save the mother fuckin day yeah!

America FUCK YEAH!
GIRLS, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK YEAH!
INTERNET, FUCK YEAH!
SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

Then in the whole song:

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney World, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed Bath and Beyond... fuck yeah, fuck yeah
Bandaids, FUCK YEAH

And a whole bunch of others.

That movie was great.

"Open your fuckin ears!"

I must see it again.
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#16 JSkater

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Posted 18 October 2004 - 08:19 PM

Oh, another great part is when Samuel L. Jackson Kicks that guy in the face:

*bam* Muthafucka!!
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 08:40 PM

Why the fuck is the thing rated R?? The lady at the counter said "sex", but I don't know how'd they insert sex+puppets. I think that's the main thing keeping me from watching it (parents you know).

~ompa

I read the article in Newsweek about it, and they said that the whole sex scene got them an "NC-17" rating from the MPAA. They actually had to cut the scene much shorter just to get the "R" rating. That's pretty funny considering their marionettes...and they have sex. That's just great.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 01:34 AM

That was the greatest movie ever... Rivals with Citizen Kane, Casablanca, and Soylent Green... well maybe not green... but the best is the old drunk and him talking about "there are three kinds of people in the world..." and the 5 minute vomit scene. Plus the sex scene was not hardcore! It was like Snuggle Soft! Like Barbie dolls going at it!



AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!
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Posted 25 October 2004 - 08:21 PM

I downloaded the original NC-17 version. Its like 10x longer than the one in the movies. Pretty odd. The throw-up scene almost had me crapping my shorts. I am going to go see that movie again for the 3rd time, its so great!
lol I liked all the people in Panama City getting washed away along with the plastic chickens.

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Posted 14 November 2004 - 09:57 PM

team america is the best movie i have ever seen can't wait till it comes out on dvd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_-
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