Porn?
#1
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:29 AM
#2
Posted 19 September 2004 - 12:19 PM
Sometimes Religious Groups just take it harder than they should.
Do Christians fear Porn really that much?
#3
Posted 19 September 2004 - 02:05 PM
59 Dead In Church Self Suicide
Yesterday, police were called to the scene of what appeared to be a massive group suicide. Witnesses reported that a masked man, armed with what appeared to be dirty magazines, had entered the Crazy Christian Church on main street, around 10:00 am. Witnesses say that shortly after the man entered, he was heard to have said "Woo! Woo! Dirty Magazines!". Witnesses then described that the entire congregation had fled the building, and then attempted to kill themselves with the nearest available objects. "It was crazy," said Bob Boberson, who was there at the time, "people where insane. They were trying to gouge out there eyes with fenceposts and crap." Police apprehended a suspect shortly afterward, by the name of Teh Inturnet. He is sentenced to appear in court on misdemeanor charges. "I feel this case my take a long time" said juror Ned Nederland, "i think the evidence needs some really careful scrutiny. It's going to take us ages to scrutinize this stuff."
#4
Posted 19 September 2004 - 02:40 PM
If it's a joke, then I'll start laughing and won't stop after a month.
#5
Posted 19 September 2004 - 04:16 PM
Yes, it's a joke.Crazy Christian Church on main street, around 10:00 am.
~Vintage
~Al Capone
#6
Posted 19 September 2004 - 04:46 PM
armed with what appeared to be dirty magazines
Anyone else notice this? Great joke, I may have to print that out, or memorize it."i think the evidence needs some really careful scrutiny. It's going to take us ages to scrutinize this stuff."
#7
Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:13 PM
I still don't get why sex is such a taboo discussion within many christain groups. Like drinking, sex should be taken responsibly. For many people, their church is their deepest spiritual connection, and yet they seem forced to feel guilty just because they saw someone naked. "Oh no! I saw a breast! I'm going to HELL!" It's certain forced moral spins like these that keep me from being affiliated with any organized religion.
Edit: About the movie, that was probably the worst reaction to pr0n that I have ever seen. Good luck trying to explain to your boss that you smashed the company PC because you saw a pr0n popup. I can see it now:
Boss: Johnson, could you please explain to me why your workstation was destroyed? It looks like you were using your PC for target practice. Did you just had a hard day at work yesterday?
Johnson: All those popups advertising naked girls! I had to do something to destroy the evils.
Boss: Have you heard of the little "x" button on the top of the popup? Why didn't you just close it? I had it with you destroying company property! You're fired!
Edited by Oroku_Saki, 20 September 2004 - 04:05 PM.
#8
Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:34 PM
Mooser
#9
Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:40 PM
wordlyI think pr0n sucks
Edited by Chessler, 20 September 2004 - 03:41 PM.
#10
Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:52 PM
#11
Posted 20 September 2004 - 03:56 PM
I'm not encouraging people to view pr0n, I am just stating about how pissed off I am how certain churches think people are evil because of their personal habits. My parents are christain, and the last time I came over, my mom had the TV tuned to one of the religious channels. I remember they had an interview with a married couple with the husband who had a pr0n habit. It seemed to me that his habits were very mild (not even as bad or just as bad as most of 20ish guys I know) compared to some of the more extreme cases I have heard about, and they seemed to give him this perverted asshole image on the interview.I wouldn't say all churches are taking it to the extreme, just a small portion of some churches. I go to church every Sunday and am a Christian. I think that there mihgt be a few churches and groups that do this. I personally think its crazy.I think pr0n sucks and gives people bad impressions and is not good for the brain. But belaive what you want, thats just me.
Mooser
My point is just because someone likes to see naked pictures of women does not make them an evil person, unless they go out and actually do certain terrible things such as diddle, pedophilia, sexual harrassment, etc.
#12
Posted 20 September 2004 - 05:06 PM
I'm not encouraging people to view pr0n, I am just stating about how pissed off I am how certain churches think people are evil because of their personal habits. My parents are christain, and the last time I came over, my mom had the TV tuned to one of the religious channels. I remember they had an interview with a married couple with the husband who had a pr0n habit. It seemed to me that his habits were very mild (not even as bad or just as bad as most of 20ish guys I know) compared to some of the more extreme cases I have heard about, and they seemed to give him this perverted asshole image on the interview.
My point is just because someone likes to see naked pictures of women does not make them an evil person, unless they go out and actually do certain terrible things such as diddle, pedophilia, sexual harrassment, etc. [/quote]
I agree with you that people who look at that stuff aren't evil but it not a good habit. I would kinda agree wiht hte station in giving people the impression that he is perveted, but not very much. Vewing pr0n is a bad habit and is not right.
But It's not my decision to tell people whats right and wrong, just stating my opinion.
Chessler, I would think that words like that are for people to decide if they are wrong now other uh worse words I would say are bad.
#13
Posted 20 September 2004 - 05:38 PM
I also agree that there are people out there who overdo it. You made some excellent points in your opinion, moosenukem.I agree with you that people who look at that stuff aren't evil but it not a good habit. I would kinda agree wiht hte station in giving people the impression that he is perveted, but not very much. Vewing pr0n is a bad habit and is not right.
But It's not my decision to tell people whats right and wrong, just stating my opinion.
#14
Posted 20 September 2004 - 07:00 PM
Hey, that's just a guy smashing his computer!
You suck.
#15
Posted 20 September 2004 - 07:05 PM
That's what I initially thought, but the web address gives it away. If someone really wants pr0n, they can just do a google search or something.Mmmmmm porn...
Hey, that's just a guy smashing his computer!
You suck.
Edited by Oroku_Saki, 20 September 2004 - 07:05 PM.
#16
Posted 20 September 2004 - 08:52 PM
#17
Posted 21 September 2004 - 03:17 PM
Step away from the Kool-Aid!Police Report:
59 Dead In Church Self Suicide
Yesterday, police were called to the scene of what appeared to be a massive group suicide. Witnesses reported that a masked man, armed with what appeared to be dirty magazines, had entered the Crazy Christian Church on main street, around 10:00 am. Witnesses say that shortly after the man entered, he was heard to have said "Woo! Woo! Dirty Magazines!". Witnesses then described that the entire congregation had fled the building, and then attempted to kill themselves with the nearest available objects. "It was crazy," said Bob Boberson, who was there at the time, "people where insane. They were trying to gouge out there eyes with fenceposts and crap." Police apprehended a suspect shortly afterward, by the name of Teh Inturnet. He is sentenced to appear in court on misdemeanor charges. "I feel this case my take a long time" said juror Ned Nederland, "i think the evidence needs some really careful scrutiny. It's going to take us ages to scrutinize this stuff."
#18
Posted 21 September 2004 - 11:51 PM
TimberwolfCY
of NH, NHQ, NO, NC
#19
Posted 22 September 2004 - 02:56 AM
My mom is like super-christian or something. She honestly believes that porn has come from the devil to take over people's souls. I mean my mom is the nicest, kindest lady in the world, but if I ever brought up "porn", my mom would immerse me in the bible and baptise me on the spot.
I remember when I was like 8 years old, I wanted to be James Bond when I grew up. I told my mom this, and got back "Michael, you know that he's not married to those women. He's just living in sin. You should never be like James Bond."
Damn, I didn't even like girls when I was 8 years old. I just thought all the gadgets he had were really cool and shooting people would be fun.
Oruku_Saki, that little dialogue you made up...that was hilarious.
"Oh...well, did ya save it?"
"Uh-no."
"...You bastard."
-Family Guy
#20
Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:36 PM
#21
Posted 29 September 2004 - 05:00 PM
Hrm, one thing I have yet to see anyone point out is that they have produced other videos, one of which I am watching now, but not entirely certain that it shares the same quality. So far, it's a nay. However, it <i>does</i> make me want to break a few commandments.
http://www.projectgo...ate=256&ext=wmv
This one should have ended with a Goatse at the end of the hall, but that would kinda be counter-productive to their message, perhaps I could throw one in!
EDIT:
Ooh! This one is actually kinda funny:
http://www.projectgo...ate=256&ext=wmv
"IT'S JUST WATER!!!!111!!!!111"
Edited by Lemmypoo, 29 September 2004 - 05:05 PM.
Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
-brothers Macmanus, Boondock Saints
#22
Posted 29 September 2004 - 05:39 PM
That is so messed up. That guy would feel the end of the asp my dad keeps in his car.
What a dickweed. Them guys be smokin' something. So much of that crap is bull, i don't give a rip if they think they are more holy than thou. Static discharge? What the heck? Since when did they make cell phones with lighters? At least the guy pulled over...
Although cellphones with lighters would be kind of cool.
"People only go to hell if they truly believe that they're going to. That's why it's important to shoot missionaries on sight."
-Terry Pratchett, Eric
#23
Posted 03 October 2004 - 02:38 AM
Static discharge doesn't have anything to do with fire, really. Getting out of your car (mostly if you have cloth seats), you create a small static charge. If you don't dissipate this charge by touching something metal like a post or your hood before touching the pump nozzle, you could...explode. This can also happen if you get into your car and wait for the pumping to finish, then get out and grab the nozzle. Some gas stations have warnings and such posted on their pumps. If you did not know what "static discharge" was, now you know.It's Just Water?
That is so messed up. That guy would feel the end of the asp my dad keeps in his car.
What a dickweed. Them guys be smokin' something. So much of that crap is bull, i don't give a rip if they think they are more holy than thou. Static discharge? What the heck? Since when did they make cell phones with lighters? At least the guy pulled over...
Although cellphones with lighters would be kind of cool.
"People only go to hell if they truly believe that they're going to. That's why it's important to shoot missionaries on sight."
-Terry Pratchett, Eric
And knowing is half the battle.
GI JOE!
Edited by Inferno, 03 October 2004 - 02:39 AM.
"Oh...well, did ya save it?"
"Uh-no."
"...You bastard."
-Family Guy
#24
Posted 04 October 2004 - 05:35 PM
FLASH: www.thinkhappy.netfirms.com
BAND: www.skwalrock.com
#25
Posted 04 October 2004 - 08:07 PM
Edited by Inferno, 04 October 2004 - 08:10 PM.
"Oh...well, did ya save it?"
"Uh-no."
"...You bastard."
-Family Guy
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