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#1 Chrysophylax

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 02:01 PM

Okay, everybody. I'm having a nerf war on the 13th or the 20th of November. It's pretty far in advance, so mark your calenders. It'll be in a park a few blocks away in my house, and it should be lotsa fun. I live in Buffalo, NY and here are the people who are going to come or else I will buy a plane ticket to their houses and take a crap on their lawns:

Thirst
Crankymonky
Sylent Blade
Sylent Blade's friend
The rest of the CFM
Whoever else isn't a child abuser and feels like coming

Right-o. Ready, set, start planning!
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Posted 28 August 2004 - 02:34 PM

Ah ha!

Just to refresh my memory, how old are you man? I need to tell my parents about this war, and they want to know how old these people are.

I think me and Mike could make it, and maybe Tony. I hope Jeeves would be allowed to come, and Ryan (Gino) could be forced to come under some very heavy conditions. We'd just need a nice long ride there. How long do you think it is? 2 Hours from Toronto? I just hope that I can make it through the border with my Ln'Ls, as they look pretty real.

Do you have any friends around your area that could join? If so, this could easily be a 10 person+ war, and that'd be so awesome.

Oh, and I've always wanted to meet Dave and Dean. Me and Dave have been talking for almost a year now, so I'd be cool to finally meet the guy.

Anyways, the CFM shall have a nice group meeting about this over MSN.

Start getting times and stuff down. I'll ask my parents after I finish cleaning out the garage for moving.
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Posted 28 August 2004 - 02:43 PM

Well, besides a 7 hour drive, the fact that I don't own a car, or have gas money, sounds great! And there is school the next day?

Abort Jesus man(chryso) is like, 13 or 14.

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#4 Airsoft999

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 02:54 PM

I'm in Buffalo too... count me and my unheard of clan almost in. I might of heard of you... same age group. Who are you? You can pm me for safety, chrysoiliketobuttinwheneverpossiblephylax:P Are you in Buffalo, or a suburb?

Xx- it takes me a little over 2 hours to get to my hockey practices there... I am in buffalo too.

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#5 Black Wrath

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:47 PM

I'm in Buffalo too... count me and my unheard of clan almost in. I might of heard of you... same age group. Who are you? You can pm me for safety, chrysoiliketobuttinwheneverpossiblephylax:P Are you in Buffalo, or a suburb?

Xx- it takes me a little over 2 hours to get to my hockey practices there... I am in buffalo too.

I think he's in Buffalo. He's not far from the border, as I understand it.

For me, 2 hours can be cut to 1.5 thanks to my dad's driving. I'm wondering, where in Toronto do you practice? That's a long way to go... are you AAA? How old are you, by the way. I'd like to know ages to avoid child molesters and such. It's just the way I am.
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#6 Airsoft999

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:57 PM

14, on the Toronto 16 yr old national team. Assistant captain, baby.
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#7 Black Wrath

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 04:04 PM

14, on the Toronto 16 yr old national team. Assistant captain, baby.

Oh dear you have me beat to the ground with that one. Enough hockey talk, even though I could go on for hours about my favourite sport.

Chrysophylax, post man!
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#8 Airsoft999

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 06:15 PM

Ya, chrysoidontliketopostphylax.
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#9 Chrysophylax

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 07:18 PM

Go to hell. I live inside the city, very close to the zoo/Delaware park. What suburb do you live in, Airsoft999?

Sylent Blade, I'm 13. No, 14. Well, I don't remember my age. Can I see some pics of you in your underwear?

...Just kidding! I'm 13, but the war is just around the time of my birthday. Jesus, I hope nobody takes that little child abuser joke seriously.
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#10 Black Wrath

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Posted 28 August 2004 - 08:47 PM

My underwear just isn't that photogenic... I tried, but the camera refused to take the picture.

Anyways, yeah, so now I know how old you are so that I can prepare my giant pot of doom for your bodies. I'll just boil you guys and feed my starving family of mice out in the backyard.

How do I know they're there? My cats brough home two each, and ate them infront of me. Funny how they don't care...

Anyways, I was joking about child molesters.

Um, so right in the city eh? Well, my mom LOVES to go shopping in Buffalo, probably because you guys have crazy stuff that we don't get in Canada, so I was thinking that maybe I could convince her that she needs to go shopping that day. She'll probably say yes, and buy a whole bunch of crap.

Here's to hoping.
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Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:49 PM

(Wets self)

Oooooh. Buffalo. Maybe I could buy a fucking working gun there. But if SB can make it, then I can. Good old free rides...can't beat em.
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Posted 29 August 2004 - 02:14 PM

Good old free rides...can't beat em.

Are you implying something, friend?
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#13 Airsoft999

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Posted 29 August 2004 - 03:05 PM

Oooooh. Buffalo. Maybe I could buy a fucking working gun there.

Ha ha ha ha ha.



Not if you are like me. ^_^

Well, since I can now almost make it, I'll suggest a different warzone... in the suburb that I live in, we are big in war games (NERF and airsoft, not so much paintball... the rich slobs don't want to waste so much money on CO2 tanks. I do...). SO, we have an indoor warzone, just for nerf and airsoft, and it is shaweet! It is huge... three different rooms, 100,000+ square feet each. The technology is amazing! The two rooms are suited for CTF, deathmatch- team or Free for all, leech, and... UPLINK! There are ten "uplinks" around the rooms, and you can choose which ones to use. There are two switches on each. One towards red, and one towards blue. The goal is to find an uplink, and make it your team's color. When you do, it will project the color of your team. If you see one that is not your color, you can change it, though the person will probably be guarding it. The goal is to get all three uplinks to you team's color. When you do, there will be a beep, signaling the countdown. After 15 seconds, the alarm goes, signaling the victory of a certain team. The downstairs room is a maze, and is usually dark, though it has light controls. The uplinks are along the walls, rather hard to find. There is a balcony, in which if you find the almost impossible to find staircase, you can go up and eat shit! The second floor are two islands. There are many shacks on each island, for hiding. There is a bridge connecting the two islands, an underwater tunnel, and a paddlebaot, that can seat two people. This place is great for detonation games. The is one hill on each island. the idea is to get to your opponents side and start a "time bomb" located on the top of the hill. When you do, the 30 second timer will go off. Opponents can turn off the bomb, but the time will not reset. When the time runs out, the bomb makes an explody sound. The third floor is like another maze, but this one is really tall. there are also automatic doors for eack path. This place has a retractabls roof, and many losing spots. The coolest thing is that before the game, you can fill up these littls bowes with 3-10 darts. Then a platform takes them up. They are attached to parachutes, and ono-by-one the packages fall in different places, and they serve as ammo packs.
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Posted 29 August 2004 - 03:26 PM

Is this a joke? If not, or if so, when I ever get up to see this wonder of the world, nerf arena, or Niagra falls, I am nerfing with you guys-just not in this war.

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Posted 29 August 2004 - 03:35 PM

Dude, underwater passageways? Islands? Mazes? Boats!?

Come on, you're pulling our legs.
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Posted 29 August 2004 - 04:52 PM

Okay, I'll have pics up tomorrow when I go there. It is currently under construction- the third floor. So I'll let you see the first and second floors.

Geez... It's not so great... How hard is it to make. The water is 2 feet deep. You just can't walk across. The passage is under the water, in the ground... or ceiling. Just like my putt putt. What's the big deal. And dude: they're paddleboats... here, paddleboats- the cheap kind- are very common, and is nothing special. and the islands are just chunks of pavement- made to look like land and a hill of junk. What's so special? And the Island part is on the first floor, not the second. If this place is so special, then I'll post pics for you. It's really not so... at least to me. I mean, it's just like paintball, but for nerfers. Oh, and even splash lagoon is better. they have underwater tunnels. They have moats with ACTUAL sailboats. WE have paddleboats. THe cool thing are the electronics, and that's it. I would play outside, but I like the electronics. I mean, my backyard pond is the location of many of our nerf wars, and they are almost as fun. I have an island in the back... a real one. Much better. I have paddleboats, and motorboats.

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#17 Black Wrath

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Posted 29 August 2004 - 05:07 PM

Um, how does one come across such a building? I mean, it sounds too unreal... abandoned, open to the public, islands, boats, water, cover, obsticals, different floors, 100000sq'+ of floorspace.

It is amazing. To us. We've never had something like this. I want pictures, prety pweese!

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Posted 29 August 2004 - 06:13 PM

A: It is all but abandoned... people own it.
B: It is not open to the public... you have to plan a war, and get the building... 3 hours is 200 bucks, and 30 bucks for an additional hour. However, my dad owns the place, so I can get up to 20 people in for free at a time... well, you'll need to bring like 5 dollars.
C: pics up tomorrow.
D: It was basically my idea... all of the people know that we nerf, and they don't mind a place for us... and my dad ordered the construction.
E: We might not be able to get a war there soon, for they are rebuilding the place... my dad hints at "new games involving more advanced electronic technology".
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 01:51 PM

I may be able to come to this war. Maybe. I'll need times, directions, and all that shit. And I've never actually been to a real war before, so I'll need rules and strategy from . . . people.

And the arena sounds sweet.
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 05:24 PM

I may be able to come to this war. Maybe. I'll need times, directions, and all that shit. And I've never actually been to a real war before, so I'll need rules and strategy from . . . people.

And the arena sounds sweet.

Well, the CFM is three wars experienced, with countless mini-wars waged in my dent-ridden basement... aswell as Anthony's basement. We'd be more than happy to help you out with the questions you may have. Haveing hosted 3 wars myself with Mike and Anthony, we're pretty much the most experienced in this group of invitees when it comes to Nerf wars.

And yeah, Chryso, got any start/end times for us?

LDM, where abouts do you live so that I can guestimate your distance from Buffalo's suburb.
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 05:32 PM

Haveing hosted 3 wars myself with Mike and Anthony, we're pretty much the most experienced in this group of invitees when it comes to Nerf wars.

I was invited to, ya know? I will take that honor from your blood soaked romantic hands.
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 06:19 PM

I got no times, It would last 4 or 5 hours, no? If so, 11 to 4 seems pretty good.

By the way, my mom insists that an adult male, i.e. 30+ years of age, complete with testicals be involved with the setup of this war. So Airsoft, if your dad or father figure wants to be involved, I'll PM you my phone number and they can have a little chat.

With much love,
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 06:28 PM

Haveing hosted 3 wars myself with Mike and Anthony, we're pretty much the most experienced in this group of invitees when it comes to Nerf wars.

I was invited to, ya know? I will take that honor from your blood soaked romantic hands.

Haha, band name is long gone now. Blah, we decided it really was just not for us.

Anyhow, I just thought that you wouldn't be coming so...

Shad ap!

Okay, you're included. How many DCNO's have you guys had, that were sucessful? Are they the only wars around you, because you host them? If not, what other wars would you and THIRST attend? Okay, enough with the questions.

Anyways, 11:00am-4:00pm sounds good, but I'd maybe want it a little longer, perhaps 4:30pm. I still wanna be home in time for dinner, so yeah.

Um, the testically empowered male is a must? I do have a blow-up for this kinda of situation, he even has a prerecorded conversation thingy that'll do any mother into letting her son plan a Nerf war. Let me know if I'll have to go that far.
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 07:13 PM

Well, the CFM is three wars experienced, with countless mini-wars waged in my dent-ridden basement... aswell as Anthony's basement. We'd be more than happy to help you out with the questions you may have. Haveing hosted 3 wars myself with Mike and Anthony, we're pretty much the most experienced in this group of invitees when it comes to Nerf wars.

. . . snip . . .

LDM, where abouts do you live so that I can guestimate your distance from Buffalo's suburb.

Well, I live quite a distance away from Buffalo, but my dad might be able to drive me. I'm in King Ferry, a small town you've never heard of. It's in central New York, area code 13081.
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Posted 31 August 2004 - 09:17 PM

Well, the pics will be up as soon as I can get them to work, and the arena won't be able to host a war until Octoberish... Halloween afternoon?
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