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#1 LDM

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 01:41 PM

http://www.rockpaper....com/index.html

I liked it.

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#2 FIDO

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 02:24 PM

Man, I haven't seen stuff that funny since the beggining of summer (excluding the mail from mraow).

Edited by FIDO, 20 August 2004 - 02:03 PM.

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#3 Oroku Saki

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 06:58 PM

Even after seeing that over 100 times, I still find it funny. That is some of the most creative captioning I have ever seen.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 07:59 PM

Saddam

Your going on my list...


Edited by Ironman, 11 August 2004 - 07:59 PM.

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#5 LiKnSmAkScOmIn

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 09:05 PM

I'm sayin, bro!
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#6 Zero Talent

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 12:32 AM

I'm still quite opposed to the pronunciation of the accronym WTF, as I have heard it far too often from the mouths of "douchebags," but otherwise that silly page was quite funny.
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Posted 14 August 2004 - 02:37 AM

Can I play?! NO!
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#8 JSkater

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Posted 14 August 2004 - 08:00 AM

NYERMMMMMM!
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#9 Oroku Saki

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Posted 14 August 2004 - 09:10 PM

I'll have to start using Pen Missle and Tiger Claw next time I play Rock, Paper, Scissors. According to Saddam and Tariq Aziz, Tiger Hand always beats paper, but what does Pen Missle beat? Rock?
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#10 Airsoft999

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 08:51 AM

Tiger Hand always beats paper, but what does Pen Missle beat? Rock?

That was great. Not your quote- the whole thing.
BTW I'm really not sure...

















But c'mon... CRY ME A RIVER :lol:




You know, maybe we should get CX to close this.
We're just repeating what he said.

Edited by Airsoft999, 17 August 2004 - 08:53 AM.

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#11 jackalelf

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 01:05 AM

Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE =P
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Posted 18 August 2004 - 11:39 AM

I'll have to start using Pen Missle and Tiger Claw next time I play Rock, Paper, Scissors. According to Saddam and Tariq Aziz, Tiger Hand always beats paper, but what does Pen Missle beat? Rock?

Pen missile quite obviously beats scissors.

Double paper beats rock.

Edited by Suave, 18 August 2004 - 11:39 AM.

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#13 cxwq

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 12:14 PM

Has nobody played this fucking game before?!

pen missile > scissors
pen missile > tiger hand
tiger hand > paper
tiger hand > double paper
double paper > rock
double paper > pen missile
scissors > paper
scissors > double paper
paper > rock
paper > pen missile
rock > scissors
rock > tiger hand
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#14 ompa

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 12:35 PM

That looked like it took alot of time to think up. I commend you for all the spare time you have in order to make that possible. I'll make sure to use that guide next time I play rock paper scissors. In fact, I think I might print it out JUST so I always know.

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#15 Suave

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 01:06 PM

That looked like it took alot of time to think up. I commend you for all the spare time you have in order to make that possible. I'll make sure to use that guide next time I play rock paper scissors. In fact, I think I might print it out JUST so I always know.

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If that took a long time to come up with, then CX has gone down two points in everything.
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#16 ompa

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 01:43 PM

I was being semi-sarcastic Suave.

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#17 Ironman

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 02:11 PM

It funny though I never played that way before.
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Posted 19 August 2004 - 10:26 PM

That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
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#19 Oroku Saki

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Posted 19 August 2004 - 11:16 PM

Double paper beats rock.

Saddam: DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

Judge: Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE

Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS


I can't believe that I didn't think about that before. Part of the answer was right in front of my face the whole time!

Cx, good job thinking up the complete rules for our new weapons we can now use when playing RPS.

Edited by Oroku_Saki, 19 August 2004 - 11:18 PM.

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