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#1 Alexthebeast

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 05:10 PM

So me and FH are bikeriding. wWe usually get in 60 miles a week. We are at this park, with a bike trail that we take. Dirt, gravel, hilly, and sharp turns going downhill.

So im about 100' ahead of FH, going down hill, a VERY steep hil,60 degree slope or so. There is a 6" deep trench in the middle, maybe a few inches wide. To avoid that, I go to the side. As im on the side, I hit a rock.

I go flying into the trench, around 30 mph, and gaining. I try braking, but the trench is filled with gravel, so I'm not getting traction.

The trench, which I can't geet out of, leads me and my bike right into a 2' coulvert pipe sticking out of the ground maybe a foot and a half.

I hit the pipe and go Flying., I fly maybe 8' or 10', after fliping a few times with the bike. tthe bike flys over my head 20' in front of me.

Christ it hurts. Bruises and cuts everywhere, and my mom thinks I have a concussion. I don't think so though, she says my pupils are dialating.

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#2 VoLT

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 05:35 PM

That's awesome. Too bad it didn't get taped. If it did, you could have send it to Real TV or whatever it's called.
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#3 Ragornocks

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 06:27 PM

I stubbed my toe the other day. That really hurt, too.
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 06:43 PM

Toe stubbing is a bitch. It really hurts if you have ingrown toe nails. I had an ingrown toe nail, and I stubbed that toe on a marine kleat, and it started bleeding out the side of my toenail.
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#5 xedice

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 08:11 PM

I heard from a very reliable source that if you get your toe nail ingrown enough, it bleeds on its very own! Meaning you don't even have to stub it to start the bleeding process. Cool huh? Ingrown nails hurt.
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#6 Arcanis

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:04 PM

I stubbed my toe the other day. That really hurt, too.

Oh my god, I stub my poor little baby toe like every fricking day...
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:13 PM

Ingrown toe nails are the worst. I've had two at the same time, on both my big toes. One got to the point where if I touched it, it would start to bleed.
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#8 Chrysophylax

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:14 PM

The unofficial cross country season started a few weeks ago for me.

Time for a lack of toenails! Whoo hoo!
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#9 Black Wrath

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:18 PM

My dad makes a point of laughing at people who stub their toes. He's very cynical. But still funny at the same time.

AH! Screw your toes, fools! What really hurts it waking up and smacking your head on your top bunk.

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#10 Warlock

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:48 PM

That's awesome. Too bad it didn't get taped. If it did, you could have send it to Real TV or whatever it's called.

Dude, you're either retarted or real fuckin sick. Either way if you laughed at me if it happened to me I'd break your fuckin neck.
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#11 Jangadance

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 12:38 AM

I don't believe any of this foolishness. Let's see the pics.
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#12 VoLT

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 10:50 AM

That's awesome. Too bad it didn't get taped. If it did, you could have send it to Real TV or whatever it's called.

Dude, you're either retarted or real fuckin sick. Either way if you laughed at me if it happened to me I'd break your fuckin neck.

Ehh, whatever. I always laugh at my friends when they hurt themselves and vice versa. Then we just kick the shit out of eachother, so I'm sorta used to the neck-breaking threats. But you know, I didn't actually laugh. I just commended him on his bad luck, and how he could have gotten buku money for taping it.
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#13 xedice

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 12:20 PM

Wow warlock, did you fall off your bed waking up when you posted that? Ever watch america's home videos? Most of the funny stuff is when people get hurt. Have you seen that movie dodgeball? Its hilarious when people get pelted in the balls or have a wrench hit someone in the forehead. Point is, it's funny to see people get hurt, as long as there isn't blood gushing or people dying, its funny.
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 02:45 PM

Wow! That sucks!
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Posted 07 August 2004 - 11:50 PM

That's awesome. Too bad it didn't get taped. If it did, you could have send it to Real TV or whatever it's called.

That would've been great!
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#16 Warlock

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 02:23 AM

Meh, it I read it wrong then. It sounded like you were gettin your jollies about a fellow nerfer gettin destroyed in a near-fatal biking accident. <_< I read that the day I sliced my fingers (requiring stitches) at Apoc so maybe that's why I was defensive.
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#17 Half Newb Half Nerfer

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 09:32 AM

...my mom thinks I have a concussion...

From the qaulity of that post, so do I.

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#18 Sharpshooter

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 10:43 AM

Stupidly one day me and my freind were goin off ramps, so i go off it and my body sperates from the bike. The bike lands and then i land balls first on the metal part OUCH! it hurt. Then another time i just totaly wrecked and i landed before the bike (I dont know how) and the the bike wheel landed on my head and bounced off. In the meantime my friend was cracking up but, I didnt care.

Edited by Sharpshooter, 08 August 2004 - 10:44 AM.

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#19 Jangadance

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 01:03 PM

Jesus, enough with the ouchy stories already, kids. Whenever someone posts something like this:

So me and FH are bikeriding...

There should be a warning posted.

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Edited by Jangadance, 08 August 2004 - 01:04 PM.

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