Boo Fucking Hoo
#1
Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:15 PM
Note: never shave to Boys Night Out again.
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#2
Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:46 PM
#3
Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:51 PM
#4
Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:52 PM
#5
Posted 07 July 2004 - 10:15 PM
#6
Posted 07 July 2004 - 10:36 PM
Anyways, I like to purchase the shinyest razor I can find. Right now its that red ferrari lookin one by gillette.
On the subject of shaving, have you guys ever shaved someones eyebrow while they were sleeping and then glued it to thier top lip ? I like to call it a "hitler"
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#7
Posted 07 July 2004 - 10:58 PM
Shaving, with sharp objects.
Accidents, and pain.
Your dick.
It doesn't add up too well.
#8
Posted 07 July 2004 - 11:01 PM
On the subject of shaving, have you guys ever shaved someones eyebrow while they were sleeping and then glued it to thier top lip ? I like to call it a "hitler"
Shit man, I'm not very big or strong, but if I ever woke up like that, someone would get hurt.
Think about it...
Masochists...
shaving...
accident...
injury...
the masochist's penis...
Would a masochist cut off his own penis in an attempt to gain pleasure from the pain?
Would a masochist feel pleasure in the pain of not feeling pain?
Discuss.
Edited by Chrysophylax, 07 July 2004 - 11:04 PM.
--Mraow
#9
Posted 07 July 2004 - 11:34 PM
All I can say to that is...On the subject of shaving, have you guys ever shaved someones eyebrow while they were sleeping and then glued it to thier top lip ? I like to call it a "hitler"
Shit man, I'm not very big or strong, but if I ever woke up like that, someone would get hurt.
Think about it...
Masochists...
shaving...
accident...
injury...
the masochist's penis...
Would a masochist cut off his own penis in an attempt to gain pleasure from the pain?
Would a masochist feel pleasure in the pain of not feeling pain?
Discuss.
Why dont you have anything to drink!?
Choose one, making you better feeling!
#10
Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:00 AM
of Mag-7
East Coast Nerf 2009: Quid pro quo, douchebags!
#11
Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:17 AM
"It's so hard to be a fighter when your hands are always tied"
~"Señor Limpio" by Corrosion Of Conformity
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#12
Posted 08 July 2004 - 10:09 AM
#13
Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:15 AM
#14
Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:22 AM
joke about the shaving thing...
Edited by crankymonky, 08 July 2004 - 11:23 AM.
#15
Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:43 PM
I used to shave with a Mach 3, until my sister stole it for her legs, then she left for college...I've been using an electric razor ever since.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#16
Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:52 PM
#17
Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:54 PM
My username is a good example of what happens when you leave caps lock on.
#18
Posted 08 July 2004 - 02:53 PM
I use disposable 2 blades most of the time but I have a mach 3 for travel. I just picked up one of those turbo ones (the one that vibrates) and it shaves slightly closer but it takes longer to get the job done. It's also just a vibrator built into a razor so if you are into that kind of thing...
I cut myself regularly so this is a subject that I know a bit about. You can get a stick from the drug store (I can't remember what it's called) but that is supposed to stop the bleeding. Personally I keep a little corn starch near by as it is super absorbant and it helps in clotting.
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Posted 08 July 2004 - 02:57 PM
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 12:27 AM
#21
Posted 09 July 2004 - 04:40 AM
TimberwolfCY
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#22
Posted 09 July 2004 - 12:18 PM
#23
Posted 09 July 2004 - 01:48 PM
#24
Posted 09 July 2004 - 02:22 PM
Amen!Fuckin Mach 3 for life. Got one on my 18th B-day and haven't shaved with anything else since. Straight razor is cool if you're Crocodile Dundee or some old dude in a barber shop, otherwise cut that shit out.
#25
Posted 09 July 2004 - 03:55 PM
Edited by xedice, 09 July 2004 - 03:56 PM.
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