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#1 Alexthebeast

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:15 PM

I cut my self today shving (I use a straight razor) Shaving for a year in a half, first time this has ever happened, and it hurts like a bitch. The fucker wont stop bleeding! The great part, is I didn't realize I even cut myself util after the aftershave <v>

Note: never shave to Boys Night Out again.

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#2 rawray7

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:46 PM

yeah, the only time i ever cut myself shaving, i didn't notice until i looked in the mirror and it looked like i had been decapitated. my entire neck was bloody, and it was the tiniest cut too. fucking necks bleed too much.
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#3 GeneralPrimevil

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:51 PM

Well there are two major arteries located just after skin depth in the neck.
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Posted 07 July 2004 - 09:52 PM

I personally dont use a strait razor. I use am electric razor made by nereclo. The ones with the three blade heads that swivel and stuff. I put on some shave gel when I need to get real spiffy and close shaven. Otherwise I just use some soap in the shower instead, or just dry shave real quik. Electrics arent for everyone though, takes a while to learn to do it without razor burn.
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#5 Ragornocks

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 10:15 PM

There is a reason some people don't have as many pubic hairs as others.
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#6 Dan Wask

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 10:36 PM

Rags, WTF ?

Anyways, I like to purchase the shinyest razor I can find. Right now its that red ferrari lookin one by gillette.

On the subject of shaving, have you guys ever shaved someones eyebrow while they were sleeping and then glued it to thier top lip ? I like to call it a "hitler"
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#7 Ragornocks

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 10:58 PM

Think about it...

Shaving, with sharp objects.

Accidents, and pain.

Your dick.

It doesn't add up too well.
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Posted 07 July 2004 - 11:01 PM

On the subject of shaving, have you guys ever shaved someones eyebrow while they were sleeping and then glued it to thier top lip ? I like to call it a "hitler"


Shit man, I'm not very big or strong, but if I ever woke up like that, someone would get hurt.



Think about it...

Masochists...
shaving...
accident...
injury...
the masochist's penis...

Would a masochist cut off his own penis in an attempt to gain pleasure from the pain?

Would a masochist feel pleasure in the pain of not feeling pain?

Discuss.

Edited by Chrysophylax, 07 July 2004 - 11:04 PM.

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 11:34 PM

On the subject of shaving, have you guys ever shaved someones eyebrow while they were sleeping and then glued it to thier top lip ? I like to call it a "hitler"


Shit man, I'm not very big or strong, but if I ever woke up like that, someone would get hurt.



Think about it...

Masochists...
shaving...
accident...
injury...
the masochist's penis...

Would a masochist cut off his own penis in an attempt to gain pleasure from the pain?

Would a masochist feel pleasure in the pain of not feeling pain?

Discuss.

All I can say to that is...

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#10 Famine

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:00 AM

Fuckin Mach 3 for life. Got one on my 18th B-day and haven't shaved with anything else since. Straight razor is cool if you're Crocodile Dundee or some old dude in a barber shop, otherwise cut that shit out.
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Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:17 AM

Amen to Mach 3! That shit's the best. Always has been, always will be.
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#12 Alexthebeast

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 10:09 AM

Straight razors rock man. If you do it right, you hcan have a babyass smooth face for ike 4 days.
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#13 Ragornocks

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:15 AM

Oh-ho, forget just the Mach 3. Get the Mach 3 Turbo or Champion; they're the same thing, only with more chrome! And, they cost more!
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Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:22 AM

I shave with either a knife or my trust pruning saw. I laugh at people that carry pocket knives, carry a "pocket" saw.
joke about the shaving thing...

Edited by crankymonky, 08 July 2004 - 11:23 AM.

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:43 PM

Shit, I feel like a pussy.

I used to shave with a Mach 3, until my sister stole it for her legs, then she left for college...I've been using an electric razor ever since. :)
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#16 Alexthebeast

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:52 PM

Groove...thats just nasty
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#17 VoLT

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 01:54 PM

Thank God I don't shave yet. :) I may just end up growing a beard and dying it white. I'll be like Gandalf, only 16 years old. ;)
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#18 sporkboyofjustice

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 02:53 PM

OK there seems to be some confusion. A straight razor is just a blade, like the ones at here. A razor like the Mach 3 is not a straight razor.

I use disposable 2 blades most of the time but I have a mach 3 for travel. I just picked up one of those turbo ones (the one that vibrates) and it shaves slightly closer but it takes longer to get the job done. It's also just a vibrator built into a razor so if you are into that kind of thing...

I cut myself regularly so this is a subject that I know a bit about. You can get a stick from the drug store (I can't remember what it's called) but that is supposed to stop the bleeding. Personally I keep a little corn starch near by as it is super absorbant and it helps in clotting.
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#19 Crankymonky

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 02:57 PM

Don't shave with knives...or pruning saws.
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 12:27 AM

Heh, i'm so glad im blond. I don't have that much facial hair, and even though i'm getting what looks to be a bit of a mo... you'll all be none the wiser. Oh how i love having blond hair. But, in the future, ill look at either getting a Mach 3 or an electric one. My dad's got an electric shaver, but unless he goes pretty close to the skin, he's always got a tiny bit of stubble. But he also never cuts himself either.
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 04:40 AM

Mach 3 is awesome. I also got one on my 18th birthday; the replacement blades are expensive, but worth every cent. My Norelco stoped working about a month a half ago; pissed me off, cause the sideburn trimmer was handy as hell. My skin's pretty damned sensitive: I found that using the sensitive aloe stuff by gilette or whomever helps, and I also soak my face before and after I shave with a piping hot washcloth, and use plenty of after shave. Rinsing the blade in hot water helps to. Just some hints, yeah.
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#22 Alexthebeast

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 12:18 PM

I know how to shave, just now I know not to do it to the beat of hardcore shit.
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#23 sporkboyofjustice

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 01:48 PM

Has anyone tried the three blade disposable razors? They are cheaper than the refills and I have a feeling that they are just as good. Also I have been having problems getting my sideburns straight with the three bladers so I keep a double blade one around. Has anyone tried the quatro?
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 02:22 PM

Fuckin Mach 3 for life. Got one on my 18th B-day and haven't shaved with anything else since. Straight razor is cool if you're Crocodile Dundee or some old dude in a barber shop, otherwise cut that shit out.

Amen!
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#25 xedice

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 03:55 PM

A real man needs only his finger nails and some booze. The nails are for digging the hairs out, the booze is for drinking the pain out.

Edited by xedice, 09 July 2004 - 03:56 PM.

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