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[taita cakes]

South Park was wrong, it first claimed that John Edwards was the biggest douche in the universe. They were wrong. So Damn Wrong. We have a new nominee, and definite winner. John Titor.

Although some aspects of his story can be believed, and some have aspects which may become possible, his story is still unbelievable, unbelievably ghey. The loop-holes and gaps are incredibly massive.

Check it out yourself, here.

Live Long, And Prosper.
Tait.

[Katachi]

I read a bunch of that. The only thing he mentions consistantly is Waco. He's just another anti-government nut. One time, in like 98 or 99, I saw this website from this guy who said he read everything in the bible about the world ending Jan 1, 2000 and had all this "evidence",pages and pages of stuff. About March of 2000, I went back to see the website, and it was gone. This John Titor guy made some predictions that didn't come true, and didn't mention important events like 9/11. His excuse for being wrong is the different worldlines or whatever he called them. People who make shit up usually have an airtight excuse for when they're wrong.

[Ragornocks]

My friend made a bet with me earlier this year that there would be a civil war by the end of 2005. He told me about this article, too. The way I see it is, I'm $65 richer.

If he was really going to make a time machine, he'd do it with style. I mean, he'd have shit like this around:



What a douche. Taita is right.

[Crankymonky]

Rags, your 65 poorer. Does the civil war have to be in the US? I'm reading this John titor shit, creappy.

[VoLT]

I read the first paragraph and I feel retarded enough already. I also heard about some guy who won all these sports bets and said he knew he would becuse he was a time traveler. Bunch of morons. When he said ,"I'm going back to 2036," he probably meant, "I'll be in my mom's basement."

[Crankymonky]

Volt, we all saw Return to the future... Rags I was reading some of that shit, I think a Us civil war...This is some fucked up shit.

[Ragornocks]

No, he stated a US civil war. I'm $65 richer, friend.

[Crankymonky]

Nice. John Titor said there would be one though...HEHEHE. be 69 richer. Take my 4 dew U points!

[Mantis]

Didn't everyone let this go back in November or sometime around then?

[Talio]

Wow, I had never seen this, and truely, I'm intrigued. First off, this is really cool, the guy truely is a genious. In fact I would say that for a dude of this caliber, taking this to the internet just seems like the right thing to do. As it's already been pointed out, there are huge loops, and if you check the site, information about almost everything he said was avaible. I give him credit for that. What really stood out that this was a hoax was his preparations for this "Civil War"

1. Do not eat or use products from any animal that is fed and eats parts of its own dead.

2. Do not kiss or have intimate relations with anyone you do not know.

3. Learn basic sanitation and water purification.

4. Be comfortable around firearms. Learn to shoot and clean a gun.

5. Get a good first aid kit and learn to use it.

6. Find 5 people within 100 miles that you trust with your life and stay in contact with them.

7. Get a copy of the US Constitution and read it.

8. Eat less.

9. Get a bicycle and two sets of spare tires. Ride it 10 miles a week.

10. Consider what you would bring with you if you had to leave your home in 10 min. and never return.

If you read up on any US malitia material, and what they require and suggest of their soldiers, I'll think you'll find that the lists are almost identical. It's funny that this makes logical sence to say. If there truely is a civil war in the US, it would no doubt take place between the US Government and it's Civilians. Perhaps I have missed something in his post, but if these are truely the adversaries, then it makes perfect sence for the local Malitia's to raise up in rebellion. I think this goes to show just how much Mr. Titor put into this. It's funny that alot of his comments and prophecies do have some hold on truth. He has truely weaved and intimate web here, and I really have to say that he truely had his ducks in a row before he went after this.

Talio.

[Katachi]

This guy isnt' the only one capable of time travel:

http://cgi.ebay.com/...&category=31830

[Ragornocks]

Holy hell. That is some awesome shit. Someone had some free time and money. He must have had some fun building that.

[NinjZ]

Freaking awsome!

[Oroku Saki]

That Delorean project would be one of the first things on my to-do list, assuming I had the money.

Yeah, I was reading about Titor's posts, and it seems rather interesting. At this point, I can't really say if I believe this guy or not. Like my dad, I have always been interested in paranormal shit like time travel and UFO's. When it comes to Titor's time travel, I would rank it somewhere in that vicinity on rating its believability and legitimacy.

[Groove]

Yeah...wow. That's all I can say.

[taita cakes]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...&category=31830

Oh.... MY.... GOD....

If there truely is a civil war in the US, it would no doubt take place between the US Government and it's Civilians.

Talio, i could not agree more, especially from an outsiders position like mine. It's just the severe military to red-neck ratio is so unbalanced, such that the yokels are expendable and fully armed. Let the games begin.

So it's settled?
We have a new douche of the universe?

Note: If you actually sit down and read about 5 minutes of it all, its really religious and was obviously made by someone with a high IQ and religious belief. Just read and compare. The Apocolypse. A Utopian society, correcting all our 'wrongs'. And i thought Church of the Latter Day Saints advertisements were in your face.