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U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

2 wars in Pittsburgh less than 6 months apart? Le Gasp!

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#1 sublimedom777

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:32 PM

Useless
Garments
(of)
Last
Yuletide

Shall
(be)
Worn
Earnestly
And
Through
Every
Round


Lets Nerf in inappropriate climates!

This war is a themed war: Attendees must wear a holiday sweater, with a prize being awarded to the ugliest sweater.

When: January 25th

Where: Armstrong Park (Unless anyone locally would like to suggest a different venue)

What to bring:
Ugly Sweater
Blasters
Ultimators & missiles (Note: If anyone has any Ultimator or XXL Bazooka missiles to sell, please message me!)
Food/Cash
Firstborn children to be sacrificed to Yog Sototh
Appropriate clothing (Ex: Mankini and a parka)
I intend to have warm beverages available.


Darts: I plan on using 1/4" slingshot hot glue domes. If there's significant pressure and respectable folk traveling in, I may restrict it to lighter weights and/or slugs.

Gametypes to be played:
  • ULTIMATE CORE PENETRATION
    • If we get enough people/missiles, we can play Triple Penetration!
  • Freeze Tag
  • DM variants
  • DTC?

Lodging may be available with advance notice.



Attendees:
SD777
Xellah
CK32
Gears (To be penetrated, no less than thrice)
JWasko + ?
JMWasko, or else...
Nerfmonkey

Maybe:
Roboman
BuffNerd
Kronos

Edited by sublimedom777, 03 December 2013 - 11:11 PM.

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#2 roboman

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 07:14 PM

I'm down to go if I can figure out how to get there (basically dependent on how much money I have for a train/bus ticket at that point in time). I would need lodging if you guys are willing to provide it to me.
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#3 Gears

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 07:26 PM

I'm down for a road trip. Let's roll.

(Volunteering to be the triple penetratee)

Edited by Gears, 26 November 2013 - 07:51 PM.

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#4 Xellah

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:41 PM

Fuck yeah Seaking!

I'm obviously down for some penetration. This time with 100% more silliness (I have built a pistol specifically for UCP).

Assuming Chris is available I will be there.
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#5 sublimedom777

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:46 PM

I'm down to go if I can figure out how to get there (basically dependent on how much money I have for a train/bus ticket at that point in time). I would need lodging if you guys are willing to provide it to me.

Yeah, if you can make it, we'll figure out lodging for people.

I'm down for a road trip. Let's roll.

(Volunteering to be the triple penetratee)



Fuck yeah Seaking!


I'm obviously down for some penetration. This time with 100% more silliness (I have built a pistol specifically for UCP).

Assuming Chris is available I will be there.



These are some of the best things! There will be so much Penetration, and we may even nerf too!
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Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:14 AM

I will be there for the penetration. And either weekend works for me.
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Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:30 PM

No guarantees this far out, but I should be there. Just be sure to remind me to bring my Ultimator, because my big missiles are aching for more penetration.

The 1st would be the closest weekend to my birthday so I may get busy, but other than that I have no preference on the date.

Edited by jwasko, 28 November 2013 - 02:35 PM.

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#8 Xellah

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 05:16 PM

I'm down for a road trip. Let's roll.


Ted needs to be in attendance. He can't avoid penetration forever.

I'm going to start building some adequate cores for UCP to ensure that we don't have missile-bouncing fails like last time.

Edited by Xellah, 29 November 2013 - 12:18 AM.

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#9 TED

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 11:58 AM

Ted needs to be in attendance. He can't avoid penetration forever.

I'm going to start building some adequate cores for UCP to ensure that we don't have missile-bouncing fails like last time.


Oh don't be so silly. They should have told you by now I don't travel more than 3 hours one way to nerf.
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#10 sublimedom777

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 12:09 PM

Oh don't be so silly. They should have told you by now I don't travel more than 3 hours one way to nerf.


Just go 130mph. Penetration is what all the cool kids do! Plus you could even use your former Ultimator for a round or two!


Ted needs to be in attendance. He can't avoid penetration forever.

I'm going to start building some adequate cores for UCP to ensure that we don't have missile-bouncing fails like last time.


If you want to have a set of cores for yourself, go ahead, but I was going to look into having a dedicated set for here, since, y'know, we're going to he having a lot more penetration, if I have any say in the matter.

Edited by sublimedom777, 29 November 2013 - 06:04 PM.

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 11:32 PM

I'll be there. And I'd really prefer to use Real Man's Darts™ like in the olden days, so if any slug users want to go but don't have darts I can make a whole bunch and share. I'm sure the rest of us would be happy to do so also. But if anybody can give a really good reason why we all have to use slugs I'll suck it up and deal.

Oh don't be so silly. They should have told you by now I don't travel more than 3 hours one way to nerf.


Ted. Stop being a bitch and come play nerf with us.
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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:03 AM

I'll be there. And I'd really prefer to use Real Man's Darts™ like in the olden days, so if any slug users want to go but don't have darts I can make a whole bunch and share. I'm sure the rest of us would be happy to do so also. But if anybody can give a really good reason why we all have to use slugs I'll suck it up and deal.

Ted. Stop being a bitch and come play nerf with us.



Oh Zinger!

I don't have a problem with Real Man's Darts™. I'll be making mine with ball bearings that are approximately the size and weight of 3/0s.
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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:40 AM

Dom, I'm proposing a Crayola'd Pistols round. Everybody uses Crayola barreled NFs and TTGs and the like. One person could maybe use a Crayola barreled Ultimator to spice things up. No internal mods and limited to one rubber band per blaster. I'm willing to buy and mod as many pistols as needed to make sure everyone has one so we can try this.

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:51 AM

Ted. Stop being a bitch and come play nerf with us.

I can't even tell if he wants to come and nerf with me half the time.

But I've definitely got some fever for domes. I'm guessing you guys are fine with me shooting them from my airguns, right?
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Posted 02 December 2013 - 01:15 AM

I'm fine with fag cannons. I'll probably use one for half the day.
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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:07 AM

Gears, you are the penetratee. Therefore you will not need your air gun (fag cannon).

Edited by ck32, 02 December 2013 - 11:09 AM.

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#17 Gears

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:25 PM

Gears, you are the penetratee. Therefore you will not need your air gun (fag cannon).

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#18 sublimedom777

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 07:33 PM

I can't even tell if he wants to come and nerf with me half the time.

But I've definitely got some fever for domes. I'm guessing you guys are fine with me shooting them from my airguns, right?


Yeah. It's all good so long as it follows the usual rules about pumps/oprvs. And just be safe with it.
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Posted 02 December 2013 - 10:54 PM

Put me down as a maybe. If I can come I'll make sure to bring my ultimator for penatration. Also Dom, I should have the SM3k working and semi-auto for the war.
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#20 Kronos Nerf Mods

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 08:36 PM

I'm a maybe also. I don't know much about my schedule this far in advance, but I will make every effort to be in attendance.
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#21 Gears

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 01:20 PM

You can add Jupiter as my plus one!
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#22 TheSilentRebel

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 06:38 PM

Domes? I'm in. As long as I can bum a ride from NerfMonkey again.
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Posted 19 December 2013 - 02:14 PM

Domes? I'm in. As long as I can bum a ride from NerfMonkey again.


You got it.

I've done literally nothing to get ready for this war and it feels pretty good.
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#24 Gears

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 09:51 PM

:)
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Edited by Gears, 30 December 2013 - 01:16 AM.

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 06:31 PM

Would I be able to get a ride from you NerfMonkey? I'm debating going to this war, I won't be kitted out at all for an NIC war, but it could be a lot of fun. First NIC war hopefully!
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