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#1 Black Blade

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 01:00 PM

What would be the worst gun. I was wondering that for a while.
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#2 silent mercenary

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 02:46 PM

triple strike sux
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 04:21 PM

I don't care who the hell disagrees with me, but my AT2k sucks to the extreme. I measured it yesterday with one barrel, the top distance was 2.7 feet (this is not 27 feet, it's 2.7). This is how I got it.
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#4 Famine

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 04:31 PM

Fools.... there are only 4 possible contenders for Worst Gun Ever:

1) Blast-A-Ball: The first Nerf Gun... a single shot ball weapon. I would say it's hands down Nerf's worst if not for the....

2) Slingshot: Though previously thought impossible, this gun actually has worse range then the Blast-a-ball. As one great reviewer put; you can buy it just to get 3 balls to use in something else. Though if we're talking about dart weapons I'd say the most frustrating gun was....

3) R4z0r Beast: Heh heh... ok so it's not 133t. In fact is sucked... hard, salty, cock. It was crank based for god's sake.... CRANK BASED!!! And I won't even get into the range or ridiculous jamming problems. Still, some people (cough::ash::cough) liked it for it's large payload and ability to compensate for one's small genitalia. So the only dart gun that I could think of that was worse was the...

4) Iron Raptor: What the fuck... it looks like a dildo that wants to be a lightsaber when it grows up.... on crack. Just look at it... I don't think I have the mental facilities to rationalize what the design team's state of mind was when they thought that abomination up.

I really should pick a 5th just to even out the list... even though I said 4....... fuck it....

5) That Perceptor thing or whatever that leeched itself onto young child's faces like some sort of parasitic alien.... that was pretty fuckin weird..... I mean even the kid on the box for it looked like he was screaming in fear or pain... can't decide. It definitely didn't look "fun" to be that kid. Only the threat of physical harm could convince a mentally healthy individual to attach that thing to their face.
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 04:32 PM

I don't care who the hell disagrees with me, but my AT2k sucks to the extreme. I measured it yesterday with one barrel, the top distance was 2.7 feet (this is not 27 feet, it's 2.7). This is how I got it.

Wow.. You screwed up somewhere.

The TS doesn't suck once modded.

The Slingshot sucks big floppy donkey dick... It's a ballgun that is fired when you pull back a little snappy cord.. GAY AS HELL. It really sucks.
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 05:33 PM

This should be in General Nerf...
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:03 PM

Don't diss the Razorbeast dude, just because you didn't have the strength and skill to use it right, I loved that gun....And the Triplestrike? It's got quite a bit of power. The AT2K sucks out of the box yes, but it is easily modded to be quite good. Worst gun is either the Slingshot, Perceptor, or the Coral Viper
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:09 PM

Oooh... good call on the Viper.... that and the Whiptail Scorpion showed that Vemomous Animals do not make good Nerf Guns...... but seriosly the Razor Beast was pretty bad.....
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:52 PM

One word Gyrostrike!
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 08:51 PM

I think the worst gun is the pulsator or the fastblast. Fastblast had pretty good distance unmodded, but it wasn't very accurate because you had to push and pull. I just took off the pump to it and put it on my homemade. As for the pulsator, I saw ther commercial and it showed a guy shooting it and then the camera angle changed, and it showed the balls hitting something really hard like it was thrown, when in reality, its range sucked, and like the fastblast, had no range.
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#11 Black Blade

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 08:54 PM

;) dude the moded fast blast is pretty good. I can get 30 feet with mine and accurcy is good but it's not made to be acrute.
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 08:58 PM

Well between the fastblast and the splitfire, I do no know why I bought the fastblast. I was just gonna try the fastblast and then come back to walmart and get the splitfire, but the next week they didnt have it, then I couldn't find it anywhere.
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#13 Black Blade

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 09:28 PM

forget it.
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 09:38 PM

Dude sorry I just like the fast blast.
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Posted 20 March 2003 - 04:03 PM

I think the fast blast is just fun. I carry one somtimes and am known in my clan for the only one who actually uses it. But if you just jump out and pop all the darts out in a random direction it either hits someone or just scares the hell out of everyone, including my own team!! So now when i jump out with it crys go out of " oh shit hes got the crazy gun!" and ewveryone jumps for cover!
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Fun/Fear: 8 (nothing beats the sound of a BBB!) :)
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Posted 20 March 2003 - 04:17 PM

Dude sorry I just like the fast blast.

Well I didn't say I didn't like it. I'm just saying it's not good in a war becasue of the unaccuracy. But it is fun to use. I used to rush my brother, shooting all the darts at him, hoping to hit him.
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#17 Black Blade

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 04:19 PM

like I said it's not soupoesed to be accurete.
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 10:01 AM

The slinghot is the worst Nerf gun... wait, it isnt even a gun... Its the worst piece of shit ever! I feel ashamed for owning it. I tried to mod it. I even succeded, but only the range increased a tad bit.
the Fastblast isnt that good either. It may be fun to shoot around, but it wobbles around when you push it foreward. That tends to make it shoot off to the side.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 08:57 AM

Iron Raptor!!!! It was the worst birthday present ever!!!!!! When u try to cock the barrel and then you press the button the dart flys out of the barrel <_<
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#20 Grinch

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Posted 30 March 2003 - 05:28 PM

like I said it's not soupoesed to be accurete.

It's not supposed to be anything. Hasbro makes guns colorful and cool looking to attract little kids. I doubt Hasbro looked at the FastBlast and gave a shit whether or not it's accurate. The fact is, it'll shoot foam darts, and little kids won't care how good it shoots.

By the way, BlackBlade, please try to use correct grammar/sp/punctuation.
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