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#1 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:43 AM

Marchtacular 2: Dag Strizzy!

Bustin’ this season WIDE OIPEN!

When – Saturday March 30th, and we start at 9 and usually start team clean up at 3.
Where - The Bowl at Newel, directions below

Games
• 2-team switch-off CTF/Rescue the princess
• Mosh Pit CTF!
• Small Territories (pistol/stock ammo round)
• HvZ Territories (friggin a HIT at Hellaween ’12)
• 4-team 360 DTC with stupid ammo rules
• 2-team traditional DTC, maybe not with stupid ammo rules
• Carpe Testiculum/Seize My Balls


Darts
• Slugs, Venom’s Balls, or ask me
• No glue domes

Blasters
• Nothing single-shot bigger than a UMB with stock pump and oprv. No bans on springers/bow’ers.
• 4B’s, Titans, Jobars, Roto Rockets: ASK ME!!! Tell me you barrel set up and your intended ammo, I will be very fair if it is safe. No bans on blasters for big ammo.

Pistols
• If you replaced the spring with anything other than another stock spring or the plunger tube with anything other than a different stock tube it is NOT a pistol. A SupaSplat and the like are NOT pistols.

Shield Rules
• Mantas, manta replicas, ANY Nerf or toy blaster shell split manta style AND… ANY toy of ANY KIND cut up, hacked up, split up, I do not care as long as it is TOP MOUNTED on your blaster.

More Shield Rules
• Medium-ish hand-held toy shields and a pistol
• Bigish hand-held toy shields and melee. Look for pics of Cranky Monkey from Cataclysm 2012, you’ll know what I mean.
• Big Ammo counts as a ‘hit’, not a shield breaker

Melee Rules
• NO barrel taps
• Pool Noodle, FBR/foam insulator, crappy dollar store melee, or ask me
• No Nerf swords, nothing with a stiff shaft/core/center, nothing wrapped in duct tape


Directions
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DTC
Notes:
• Rounds will be no more than 10 minutes
• I know some of these aren’t nerf ammo: trust me, it does not lessen the game

DTC Point Gradients
• Stephens/Slugs – ZERO! Not a single damn point! Can still tag players, but no points.
• Stock ammo – 1
• Mongos/Ballistic Balls/Vortex discs or any disc ammo – 3
• Sock Grenades/Carpe balls/wiffle balls/ball pit balls (thrown) – 3
• Sonic Baz darts/Arrows/4B and UMB missiles – 5
• Stress Balls/small Nerf football/small plush toys (thrown) - 5
• Titan Rockets/Ironman Rockets/Draconas rockets – 10
• Homeade anything – Ask me, I will classify fairly
• Other crazy crap or weirdness - Ask me, I will classify fairly

Why I'm doing this - With these regulations we will maintain all the absurdly fun challenges involved as usual AND stretch our creative engineering to get higher points while NOT getting turned into pepperoni pizzas. And yes, if you want to stay on defensive whilst brandishing only melee you now can do it with a much high degree of safety and effectiveness.


HvZ Territories

HvZ Rules of Play
• 1-2 zombies at the start, rest are divided between 2 teams
• Humans and zombies are under blaster and dart regulations, see below
• If you are a human and are tagged by a human you are “dead”, and must remain in the spot you “died” in until a zombie resurrects you via touch
• Tagged zombies go to spawn points to re-enter the game

Objective
• Humans – claim every single territory
• Zombies – covert the filthy humans!

Blanket Regulations
• Stock ammo, silly ammo, or sock-grenades ONLY!
• No blaster more powerful than a Sonic Bazooka unless using sillies or multi-barreled.
• Zombies use only 2’ pool-noodle (I will provide some) or approved melee.
• Survivors get only one life, zombies are unlimited instant touch respawn.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#2 venom213

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:25 PM

I'll be there, provided no calamities strike.
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#3 Ryan201821

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:10 PM

Strong maybe. Always have to break in the season with a Minnesota war.
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#4 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:31 PM

Put me down as an unlikely maybe.
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#5 Funky Mutha Facko

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:37 PM

I'm going to try to make it, and drag along as many of the MANO guys as possible.
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#6 Crusher9051

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

Put me down as a maybe.
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#7 Eik

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:13 PM

AAWWWWWW YEAAAH!

Need me another war.


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#8 Hipponater

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:01 AM

Maybe, +1 if I go. Would like to make it up there again
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#9 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 12:04 PM

Look at that response! I’m superjacked, EVERYBODY gets a reply!


I'll be there, provided no calamities strike.

Show up and I will strike you with more calamity than you can handle, little man.


Strong maybe. Always have to break in the season with a Minnesota war.

Dude, it’s no fun if you tell us you’re showing up :P


Put me down as an unlikely maybe.

If you actually show up I make you a SHIRT that says Unlikely Maybe. In dickfont.


I'm going to try to make it, and drag along as many of the MANO guys as possible.

Do it. DO IT! I promise you games the likes of which you have never played. MCL.


Put me down as a maybe.

We don’t do lists, son. If 6 people show up or if 18 do it will be a HELL of a good time! Would love to have you.

Need me another war. Probably can recruit the rest of Team $wag for this one.

That would be tit$, $ome tig ‘ol bittie$.


Maybe, +1 if I go. Would like to make it up there again

MN would like to have you inside it again.


As a note: please bring extra bags and boxes so you can take home all the crap I will be giving away for the price of you taking it off my hands. Pics will be up as soon as I get it all in one place.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#10 TCDHOMEMADES

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:29 PM

Ill be there
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#11 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:16 PM

Airplane fares are too high right now, it's much more likely that I will be able to attend sometime during May or June (SPANO).
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#12 BOSS9

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 12:02 AM

I'll be 110% as there as last time.
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#13 atomatron

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 03:00 AM

Hell yes. 200% ready for this, never even really finished unpacking from the last war.

Zach, bring those SSSM5K's for photo op absurdity with the Last Final Best Ultimate Integration Blaster Mk4.36 QuadrillionX Super Deluxe Prototype Ultra-2; it will be limited only by how many blasters available, duct tape and patience. Everyone else bring something silly awesome.
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Posted 02 March 2013 - 06:37 PM

Wooo, I'm totally down! Looking forwards to messing some zombies up with a Roughcut.
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#15 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 04:23 PM

This is a total kickass group forming, and I woul like to reward you all in kind...WITH FREE SHIT!!!

Every thing here is free, I want NONE of it to come home with me.

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Close ups of the bags-o-parts.
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Seriously: take this shit off my hands.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#16 Langley

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 05:58 PM

Added to the 2016 Nerf War Schedule. In the future, please post in the schedule thread. Thanks, have a good war!
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You can poop in my toilet anytime champ.

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#17 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:59 PM

I have taken the time to parse out the cum unity dart bin with plenty to go around so that not ha inch darts is NO excuse. I also took out all the assdarts.
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For those of you who are considering coming who have not been to an MN war here is a pic to show how intensely serious we take our sillyness.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#18 atomatron

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:36 PM

Unfortunately due to this being on easter weekend I cannot get the day off to attend.
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#19 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 08:54 AM

So I have over 1000 darts ready, two primaries ready, and three stupidly huge bladders outfitted to fire all manner of craziness.

I beseech you all to not wait till Friday night to get your gear together. In fact, I advise to get a duffle bag or whatever and start packing your stuff even this early.

ALSO: I'm looming to trade this beast for a Rough Cut.
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The Shadow Hawk: a big spitball gun. Solid as a rock, perfect shell to house a home made and there are a few write-ups on modification...neither of which I will ever personally get to.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#20 TCDHOMEMADES

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 04:20 PM

Some of the snapbows ill be bringing

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#21 Funky Mutha Facko

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:24 PM

I'm very sorry to say that my work will not let me have saturday off. I really was looking forward to seeing MN shenanigans. I will do my best to make it to the next one. Also hope that some of you guys may make it over here for DDFD3 on April 27th.

MMFWCL
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#22 TCDHOMEMADES

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:07 PM

hey i was looking online, there is a 50% chance of rain on saturday. but i hope it turns out okay
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#23 venom213

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:38 PM

Rain or shine, I'm going to be there! Everyone else should be too!
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#24 TCDHOMEMADES

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 09:06 PM

yeah ill still be there, it rained at spano 2011 and we still played
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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:06 PM

I really hope to WILL be there. I will be using the community dart bin only, I don't have a single dart.

Assuming I'll be there, Anyone interested in buying up to TWO perfect condition Laser Tag Master Blasters? No missiles are included, but batteries are. Both work perfectly. Pics soon.

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