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#26 jwasko

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 06:41 PM

Double post for important info:

We're keeping it on Sunday November 20th.

Not sure how many people will make it/how miserable the weather will be, but it should be a non-stop erotic cabaret.
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#27 flamincows

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 12:33 AM

I just heard you saying "non-stop erotic cabaret" in my head and laughed so hard it startled the cat.
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#28 princexbuster

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 12:01 PM

Its a nice day today. I swear to god josh, if it rains or is cold as fuck I'm gonna shoot you for real.
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#29 NerfMonkey

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 08:46 PM

Rainy cold as fuck wars are where it's at. Fuck, I hope it snows. You remember the St. Valentine's Day Massacre? That was a great war.
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#30 jwasko

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 11:49 PM

Rainy cold as fuck wars are where it's at. Fuck, I hope it snows. You remember the St. Valentine's Day Massacre? That was a great war.


That's just because you live in the desert.

Gabe: Blame Dom & guest

Also, a heads up on traffic/construction:

1. It appears that the Boston Bridge will be open, but possibly limited to one lane only.

2. There is some construction (actually, a bridge is apparently out) on Round Hill Road. You will have to approach the park entrance from the west (via Route 48 or 51)

Edited by jwasko, 20 November 2011 - 12:34 AM.

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#31 princexbuster

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 01:05 AM

Rainy cold as fuck wars are where it's at. Fuck, I hope it snows. You remember the St. Valentine's Day Massacre? That was a great war.

That was a bad war to wear converse.

Thank you Josh. It's good to know that it will be so inconverient to get to this war.
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#32 sublimedom777

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:42 AM

I have got to say, I'm kinda proud of us.

We played a lot today compared to the past few. And it was fun for me all day. The only bad point was the usual of GOD-FUCKING-DAMNED-NO-SHOWS.

Thankfully The Turk was there to help add to the attendance.

She enjoyed herself immensely, and was upset that we only have one about once a month, haha. Looks like I need to get something made up for her to use as a fo-real primary. (She already has determined she wants a springer with an rscb or hopper)

Like I said, I enjoyed the entire day, but here are a few standout moments.

PROs:
+ The Turk's kill on JWasko, after I loser'd him in the leg twice
+ JWasko's reaction to said chain of events
+ the 5:0 round with JWasko as a Juggernaut
+ Getting ULTIMATED (Hit with an Ultimator rocket and instantly tripping over the swingset to make it look like the rocket really took me out)
+ Laying down the judgement with my crossbow several times, and getting a respectable number of kills throughout the day
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Posted 23 November 2011 - 04:08 PM

I was disapointed in the attendance but I still had fun.

+shooting Dom in the ear even though it looked like it really hurt.
+fixing my maxshot after the one part that can break broke.
+those girls that showed up as we were leaving.
+some other stuff

-useing all my darts.
-that fucking lady calling us all hipsters. what the fuck.
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#34 NerfMonkey

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Posted 24 November 2011 - 12:40 AM

I'm diggin' the Ska Man avatar. How long you been rocking that thing? I feel like it's been a while and I just never noticed. And you should have told that bitch you've been nerfing longer than hipsters have been acting like gaywads.

Anybody gonna host NerfMonkey's Homecoming Christmastime Ball Event War?
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#35 flamincows

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Posted 25 November 2011 - 05:32 PM

I mean nerfing at our age is almost as hipstery as a fixed gear bicycle.
I probably won't be able to make it to a Christmas war either unfortunately. Holidays don't mean much when you're a cook.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 12:14 AM

+Trying to add some variety by using my AZAS and Longbow the first two rounds
+/- Dog walker calling us hipsters. I am not a hipster, but it was still funny, though.
-Doing horrible the first two rounds (ending in the aforementioned headshot)
+++++Intending to take the next round seriously (i.e., use my PAS) only to become a Juggernaut with an Ultimator...and actually did fairly well with it.
+Keeping the streak going through most of the rest of the war with my PAS
+++++Winning the final/free-for-all round
-Homestead? Really?

Also: Props to Dom for some pretty amazing shots with his bow.

And, once again, we had a pretty cool "Nerf Classic" (i.e. no RSCBs, turrets, or hoppers) round.

Nerfmonkey, we need to know a time period you'll be back home. Flamin, you and the wife need to come up here to see your son. Gabe misses you.

Edited by jwasko, 26 November 2011 - 12:16 AM.

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