Got a bunch of free swag from a trade show/radio station/piled up? I do. MAN do I.

Apply scissors or cutting device as such.

Create…a Human Centipede!

Reinforce the seams of your huma…never mind.

Add total reinforcement in color of choice.

Add some of these, or something like it.

Grab a strap from an old duffle bag/gym bag/backpack/twine ANYTHING, really.

Ohhhhhh BAM! You have five “soda pops” at the ready, cooled to perfection, easy to access, in your fave team colors. As you can see this will help dull the pain of another Vikings season.

This took all of an hour, and most of that was the sewing which may not be necessary of your cozies are uniform width. Total cost: $2.99 for the colored duct tape. Could have been free but I loves me some flair.
Applications: picnics, county fairs, long walks, tailgating, camping, lawn mowing, LAN parties (do people still have LAN parties). Or, you know, around the house so you never have to go to the fridge.