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#1 jwasko

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 10:13 PM

mayhem, maihem [ˈmeɪhɛm]
n
1. (Law) the willful and unlawful infliction of injury upon a person, esp (formerly) the injuring or removing of a limb rendering him less capable of defending himself against attack

2. A word that conveniently contains the word "May" and sounds kinda cool

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  • Meeting/Staging Areas:
  • Eye Protection: Required for those under 18. Strongly recommended for all others.
  • Contacts: If needed, PM and ask for a phone number to speak to me.
  • Blasters that may be banned: Everything’s on a case-by-case basis pending modifications. Generally, no singled Titans or anything of similar power levels.
  • Gametypes that may be played/attempted: 3:15, Capture the Flag, Gunslinger Heaven, Freeze Tag, various Ultimator-related shenanigans.
  • Blasters to bring: Something that shoots pretty far (70'+), a single shot pistol that doesn't shoot so far (under 70'), any Ultimators you may have laying around, and whatever else you feel like bringing.
  • Other stuff to bring: Sex Dwarf t-shirt. Food and drink.
Rules:
  • 3:15 will most likely be explained at the beginning of the day. All other gametype rules will be explained prior to the round (please actually pay attention so they don't have to be repeated).
  • There's no crying in Nerf
  • If you break any rules, you'll most likely be told about it and asked not to do it again. If you repeatedly break any rules, you’ll be asked to sit out a round. If you continue after this initial action, you’ll be asked to leave if possible. If you continue to act immature about the request, you won’t be allowed back.




Fair warning: MAYhem is an equal opportunity nerf war. We do not discriminate against hot glue dome darts. In fact, it's likely that you'll be called various names insinuating certain things about your sexual preference if you use anything else. Happens to me all the time.

Edited by jwasko, 14 May 2011 - 12:22 AM.

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#2 sublimedom777

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 09:37 PM

Attending.

probably a minimum of a +1 (Colonel_Foam)
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#3 flamincows

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 10:21 PM

Shouldn't have a problem making this one.
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 02:15 PM

I'll be there. I'm probably gonna need to borrow a few darts, unless I can pump out a few hundred between Wednesday and Sunday.

EDIT: I had a dream about this war last night. We only played one round and it was a pistol round, and I made every shot I took. Best dream ever.

EDIT: Gabe

Edited by NerfMonkey, 08 May 2011 - 09:19 PM.

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#5 princexbuster

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Posted 09 May 2011 - 12:01 PM

I'll be there as long as I have a ride.
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 02:21 PM

I can take you higher, to a place with golden streets. I can take you higher, to a place where blind men see. It's called Pittsburgh.
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 02:23 PM

Shit, Pittsburg is a LOT like a Creed concert now that I think about it. No one wants to be either place.


I should probably note that I don't actually have anything against pittsburg. It's inhabitants just write one hell of a setup.
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#8 sublimedom777

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Posted 09 May 2011 - 11:08 PM

Even if you did have a problem with Pittsburgh VACC, we'd welcome you with Arms Wide Open.

That's gone far enough....on a different note, We're trying a new venue, at least for the morning. Here are some pictures, If you're really against trying it out, say so.

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#9 jwasko

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Posted 09 May 2011 - 11:50 PM

I hate it because it's not Armstrong; other than that, I guess I'm open to the idea.

Got a name and address?

Edited by jwasko, 09 May 2011 - 11:54 PM.

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#10 NerfMonkey

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 03:42 AM

That park looks amazing Dom. I approve. Needs a big steep hill that has to be climbed to get to the staging area, though. Is it in the same area as Armstrong/will it be as hard for a non-Pittsburghanite to get to?
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#11 flamincows

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 10:22 AM

Nerfmonkey, you pick up gabe and drive him to my house and we'll carpool like the good old days. I'm back in western PA for a while.
As long as there aren't any huge hills and we have some cover I'm down for a new park.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 09:43 PM

My BBBB is broken, my NF springs have shrunken to half their size (like flamin at the last war...or his lack therof), and I'm tired.

I guess I'll come as long as I can whine all over the new park like it's my girlfriend.
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#13 jwasko

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 12:26 AM

Updated with new location.

Note that we've never nerfed at this park before; if things should happen, our backup will be Armstrong Park.

If you plan to attend, please PM me for my phone # in case there should be any need for you to contact me the day of the war.
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#14 sublimedom777

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 02:01 AM

Here's a link to the google maps stuff...

The corner of Brighton Rd and Western Ave.

Park on Western Ave if possible.

Fun Fact: This park is like 3 blocks from the Mexican War Streets, anyone wearing a poncho and eating mexican food gets one free extra life during the day.
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Posted 14 May 2011 - 09:08 PM

I'm very unprepared, tired, and I'm about to die. See you guys in the morning. Sorry Dom the maximizer is not fixed. We were gonna fix it last night but I was trying not to pass out.
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#16 jmwasko

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 10:30 PM

If anyone cares, I'm going to come and bring most of my nerf stuff to sell except for what I use or have materialistic plans for wars this summer with. I need money for my trip to Italy, so I'll probably be trying to make anything I can, so make bring some cash and feel free to make ANY offers.
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#17 jwasko

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 08:20 PM

Not too bad.

I like Allegheny Commonwealth in general, but it seemed that if one team got to a certain spot/posted up on certain trees, they were pretty much unassailable.


I played poorly most of the time at Armstrong, especially in the pistol rounds, but for some reason I'm still pretty decent in open fields.

+Having one or two double kills...the one that sticks in my mind was (I believe) the next to last round at Allegheny Commonwealth
++Smoke bombs
+++++++++++Exploding Titan.
+++++++++++++++++Everyone staying quite mobile in the last round of the day.

-Not playing more singled primaries in the field
-Not being able to hit anything with that NF Rifle
--barrels falling out of couplers

Seriously, I think I just want to play in open fields from now on (as long as people don't decide to just stand around taking potshots)
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#18 NerfMonkey

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 12:57 AM

I had a great time. It was a good war. Once again I planned on spending most of the day taking it easy and then ended up sprinting during every round. I crashed big time afterwards.

+Nerf war
+General Tso's chicken
+Iced tea
+Dumb fortune in my fortune cookie

-Driving home

It was nice having Mastodon there as a new player. I hope he goes to more wars. Thanks.
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#19 flamincows

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 05:00 PM

Very fun war even if we were pretty lazy all day. I wish I had a blaster that worked other than my crossbow, but it served me very well all day. I'm just now figuring out how to use all the different barrels.

I think Mastodon was confused and a little afraid all day, but who wouldn't be considering the way we do things.
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#20 sublimedom777

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 11:50 AM

Here's the pics of Colonel_Foam's (Coach's) Titan

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It was a fun war overall

+Titan Explosion!

-My one crossbow not working, and therefore using no blaster that I was familiar with.
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