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Caffeine Is Alive

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#1 venom213



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Posted 16 January 2011 - 09:52 PM

Caffeine : A man, a myth, a legend. What happened to him? Many people have asked. The last contact anyone in Nerf has had with him was over a year ago. Tonight, I decided to call his number for old times sake. Usually it would go straight to his voicemail, but it began to ring. Next thing I know, he answered the phone. I was shocked. It took me a little bit of explaining for him to even remember who I was. I talked to him for about 15 minutes. Needless to say, he is in fact alive and well. He has been very busy in the past year and simply forgotten about Nerf. He also indicated having issues with his phone and internet. Apparently he is over most of if not all of his substance problems. He still has his collection, and will probably want to buy blasters in the future and attend wars in Chicago/Minnesota as well. Conclusion: He's not dead, not in rehab, not living in a foreign country, etc. Whether you view this as good or bad news is yours to decide.

Edited by venom213, 16 January 2011 - 09:56 PM.

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#2 louiec3



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Posted 16 January 2011 - 09:56 PM


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#3 jakejagan



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Posted 16 January 2011 - 11:34 PM

I attest to what Venom says, as I was there in nerfchat with him while it happened.

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#4 Draconis


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Posted 17 January 2011 - 01:23 AM

I attest to what Venom says, as I was there in nerfchat with him while it happened.

Its cool to see another nerfer from the lost realm

Yes, because Venom was typing out everything that happened, that makes it true! Read carefully as I magically teleport back to the night Jake was conceived and bang his mother! You heard it here first, folks! I am Jake's father! Now go take out the garbage!
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#5 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 09:07 AM

And I thought I had a creepy mask. Jesus Christ! I wont be able to sleep for a week!
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I don't get my kicks out of you,
I don't feel the way I used to do.
I know its bad,
After what we had,
But Iím just not the angel you knew.



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Posted 17 January 2011 - 10:04 AM

This is fagtarded.
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