Super Soaker Sites
Posted 19 April 2004 - 05:02 PM
Posted 19 April 2004 - 05:47 PM
You can poop in my toilet anytime champ.
Posted 19 April 2004 - 06:31 PM
Im sure they probably think the same thing of us, considering the fact that we shoot soft, foam ammunition out of bright colored plastic guns.
Posted 20 April 2004 - 05:24 PM
hmm...gals in wet shirts, might have to check it out.
Edited by silent mercenary, 20 April 2004 - 05:28 PM.
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Posted 24 April 2004 - 01:28 PM
Explain to me why the hell we don't get complimentary prize packages from hasbro ?
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Posted 24 April 2004 - 03:59 PM
Case Study #1: In which Bob officially recalls his "ENDORSEMENT" of Super Soaker products. This was apparently on account of the fact that Hasbro hasn't been producing good enough blasters, and has not given him any test products for free, or let him tour their facilities. In his own words:
Sell-out! Granted, big companies like Hasbro have to be careful for their average consumers, and they cannot produce high powered weapons of destruction. That being said, how does this guy feel his endorsement means anything at all?? We're talking about 1 guy outside Hasbro's target market of 1 billion children. And he runs an obscure squirt gun fetish webpage.
"I can no longer respect a company who is disrespectful towards me regardless of the freebies of the past, nor can I endorse such poor products . . . I look forward to BuzzBee Toys product line."
Case Study #2: in which Bob argues emphatically for 3 pages that a recently released small, old-school squirt gun 4 pack should not be labeled as "blasters", nor should they come in packages of 4 since it's "bad chi".
Also, a section he added to his website titled "PRODUCT ADVISORY" in which he warns against this apparent product misrepresentation.
Case Study #3: Something else interesting, on his Storefront page where he sells the standard shirts/stickers/hats like we do here, he also has a link to a 'Manual' of sorts that he has written and is trying to sell. Some sort of guide to working at Tropical Resorts? I guess that partially explains his fascination with "squirt guns", though not so much so at his age. Also, that doesn't make the fatigues any more reasonable...
Case Study #4: Bob with his arsenal of alluring goodies.
Check what's hanging from the back of his helmet on this pic. Kids, I have a feeling that isn't a wookie pelt. Just a normal, classy hairstyle for a children's role model.
Case Study #5: First, on the main page is the header bar which shows a man in full camo and body paint, with a giant engorged squirt gun, letting a hot blast loose on a group of unsuspecting kids. Secondly, is the mission statement that the webpage opens to.
The H2O Commandos is a growing group of water warriors consisting of youths and adults who share a similar passion for water weapons and who enjoy getting together on hot sunny days for a good water fight.
Basically, I think the problem is that this guy has spent a little bit too much time out in the sun with little boys.
Posted 24 April 2004 - 05:37 PM
Posted 24 April 2004 - 05:56 PM
Posted 24 April 2004 - 07:28 PM
Posted 24 April 2004 - 10:44 PM
Posted 24 April 2004 - 11:19 PM
Ok, yeah, camo in a water fight is silly. You think you get swamp ass in a nerf war? Not to mention, I've worn Camo to nerf wars when we're playing in the woods. I also wore it to the horsemen war and kicked myself all day for it. It's too heavy, and too hot for that shit.
Oh yeah, and sure Hasbro's never done anything for our community. I have Nerf Sweatshirt and 500 miles on Hershes Mom's SUV that says otherwise.
Posted 25 April 2004 - 02:34 PM
Posted 25 April 2004 - 04:59 PM
Guys, you're being very hypocritical.
My, I think someone is looking down.
Though in Cx's defense, Bob certainly excels at creepiness.
Edited by Zero Talent, 25 April 2004 - 05:01 PM.
Posted 25 April 2004 - 05:30 PM
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Posted 25 April 2004 - 09:31 PM
But in Nerf, it is not impossible to dodge darts. Since Super Soakers produce steady streams of water, that's next to impossible.
One Hit Kills, OHK for short. It's basically like Nerf.
Under the OHK rule, the game would all be about gun range.
Posted 25 April 2004 - 11:25 PM
I'd suspect one of the best guns available to Soakers would be something like the CPS2000 (you know, the purple-tanked phallacy), with an adjustable size nozzle. With that kind of power/weight balance and versatility, you'd have pretty much the best soaker on the field.
But hey, I'm not even sure how exactly those bolts spin the water streams without dispersing them, so obviously soakers are not my domain.
Posted 26 April 2004 - 12:16 AM
Posted 26 April 2004 - 09:03 AM
Heh, if he said that to any of these people, I'd bet they'd wig out.
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But Zeke guns tend to be like proofs by contradiction
Theoretically solid but actually non-constructive
Posted 26 April 2004 - 11:24 AM
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