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[Snake51886]

When: SUNDAY August 22, 2010, 10:00am - 4:00 pm

Where: Centennial Park
9400 S Oak Park Ave
Oak Lawn, IL 60453


(It's the same old pic, blah blah blah)

Rules:
- Don't be a douche
- Stock ammo only
- Hoppers are capped at 4 in the clip + 1 chambered
- HAMPS (and their variants) are banned

Here's what to bring:
- Nerf Blasters and backups in case of breakage
- Eye Protection, or else you won't be able to play
- Ammo, we've got an awesome communal box going, but be sure to bring your own
- Lunch and Drinks, We'll have 30 minutes for lunch and back to Nerf. If you're late, we're starting without you.

Banned Guns:
- Singled and plugged 4B's
- Singled Titans
- Anything that is dangerous/unfair/hamp-ers fun of others

Who's Attending:
Snake51886 + 10
Louiec3
LED
AcePilotZero
Jack Jack!!!

Maybes:
Litersize
Questions, comments, sand in the mangina? Post it here or pm if its of a personal nature.

Edited by Snake51886, 15 August 2010 - 10:24 AM.

[louiec3]

I'll be there after all...

<No>

[LiterSize]

Sundays generally work better for me, so sign me up as a maybe.

[AcepilotZero]

I will most likely be there.

[Snake51886]

War is tomorrow! I'd also advise bringing baseball gloves/mitts as I have an itch to play and we can toss the ball around during lunch break.

See everyone tomorrow!

[Merzlin]

I'm sorry but I won't be able to attend. Maybe next time!

[cheerios]

Just a question, why ban hamps? They're less dangerous then a snap shooting streamlines, and you can't really hopper them with stock ammo.

[louiec3]

It was the most super, sub-optimal, Effeminate, loser war ever.

Too bad Caffine had to show up and ruin the fun with his exploding 3k.


<Recycled Joke Image>

After that he hoppered is sub-optimal bread yo, that actually acts like a hamp. How it worked was the reason his 3k exploded the second time, and the force at which it propelled the bread from it shattered a rubbermaid tub.

Edited by VACC, 24 August 2010 - 07:13 AM.

[Snake51886]

Cheerios, that's exactly why we have to ban hamps, Lou cannot have said it any better...

Anyway, thanks to everyone for coming out! It was a great time and very memorable. The Uberdart is the most effective tool I've seen thus far.

Pics and video will be up soon!

[Ice Nine]

Cheerios, that's exactly why we have to ban hamps, Lou cannot have said it any better...

That's exactly what I expected. Your reasoning is flawless, just like Merzlin's was when he said that mega-trolling implies homosexuality.

Edited by Ice Nine, 23 August 2010 - 07:09 PM.

[KaneTheMediocre]

After that he hoppered is sub-optimal bread yo, that actually acts like a hamp. How it worked was the reason his 3k exploded the second time, and the force at which it propelled the bread from it shattered a rubbermaid tub.

Was there something coherent here? I'm actually curious why you ban HAMPs, and you have never given me a straight answer, although Snake did tell me that he thinks they are dangerous. And Louic3 did wreck his thumb on Ryan's cart-bound megahamp, which few will deny IS a dangerous nerf blaster. So if anyone deserves to call HAMPs dangerous, it's lou.

Of course, Snake impaled Bunstock's hand with the massive brass barrel of his +bow last year, so I guess you need to ban all springers as well. Oh, and not to mention the famous +bow face-diddle which has affected many a nerfer. So clearly, all springers are dangerous and should be banned. Just like HAMPs.

Edited by KaneTheMediocre, 23 August 2010 - 10:08 PM.

[Zorns Lemma]

Kane, it's because you designed them and they don't like you.

Or, maybe because HAMPS give great refire rate and are really fun to use but are much cheaper than Nerf blasters so if you see a bit of pvc shoot just as far and look just as fun as your $25 china plastic you might feel inadequate (like our good friends here) and/or motivated to delve deeper into the NIC.

... nah, it's because they don't like you.

Edited by Zorn's Lemma, 24 August 2010 - 01:51 AM.

[VACC]

It was the most super, sub-optimal, Effeminate, loser war ever.

Too bad Caffine had to show up and ruin the fun with his exploding 3k.

I'll be the first to bring up caffein's user image as a source of amusement (obviously), but people generally get bans for non-nerf image macros not posted by groove. Besides...didn't you use this anecdote already?

Regardless, take it to 4chan or hq. Next one I see from anyone gets a month off.

[cheerios]

Cheerios, that's exactly why we have to ban hamps, Lou cannot have said it any better...

You didn't answer my question at all.

[Ice Nine]

Just a question, why ban hamps? They're less dangerous then a snap shooting streamlines, and you can't really hopper them with stock ammo.

Cheerios, that's exactly why we have to ban hamps, Lou cannot have said it any better...

You didn't answer my question at all.

BUMP. KNOW YOU READ THIS, BRIAN.