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#1 Zorns Lemma

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 09:33 PM

When:

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010
10:00 AM - late afternoon

Where:

Tentative location
Lake Ellyn Park
645 Lenox Road, Glen Ellyn, IL

Final location will be around the Lombard area.

Bring:
- A friend!
- Safety glasses
- Mobstacles and other forms of artificial cover
- Blasters: there are no explicit blaster bans. However, we reserve the right to shoot you with any of your own blasters. You may also ask to shoot us with one of ours.
- Objectives: flags, balls, etc. (We will of course provide objectives, but if you have a Really Cool Pirate Flag, please bring it)
- Darts! We no longer have enough darts to provide for this entire war as the attendance has been increasing as our stash has been decreasing. Our new foam will not arrive on time and we are definitely not going to shell out to buy extra foam just for this war when we have so much in transit already. Slugs or stock darts only.
- Large ammo: balls, missiles, rockets
- Water
- Loose but warm clothing

Banned:
- Deathmatch
- Domed darts
- Barrel taps
- Small children
- Visible man boobs
- Patty cake
- Sexual harassment

Expected:
- Unholy3 (King, Tyrant, and Supreme Dicktator) +1
- Kane +ℕ (Herald)
- Carbon +1
- Beaver
- cheerios +2
- Buffdaddy
- Noodlez
- Wicket
- Mehku
- Klaiviel
- Y-Brik +2
- Atomatron
- Range Eclipse
- Gettin Nerf'd +3
- Ambience
- Venom
- BustaNinja
- Scoggins

Special Notes:
We will be running a fast paced war with minimal downtime. Rounds will start whether you are ready or not. If a round is lasting too long and people are bored, we will end it when we see fit.

READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS. EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW.

GAMETYPE RULES:

These will be explained in detail at the war, before each round. If you're unfamiliar with what games we play, you should read this. We're also going to be trying a few new gametypes/variants. So, if you're coming, read this. We will also try picking teams by a new method, to hopefully keep downtime to a minum.

Meatgrinder:

Teams: 2 or more

Setup: Each team needs a spawn point.

Respawn: Unlimited, 15 seconds after you've reached spawn.

Objectives: No explicit objectives, just have fun.

Variants: Same rules, except when you are "hit", you switch to the other team, and respawn at their designated spawn. One team will be tape, the other, no tape; everyone will be provided tape at the begining of the round. When you switch teams, either remove or add your flagging tape to your blaster, or a visible part of your body, to designate what team you're on. The game is over when the other team is eliminated.

Carpe Testiculum:

Teams: 2 or more.

Setup: Each team has one base, which is designated by a bucket. Each bucket has "x" number of balls in it. Each team will also have a spawn, 30-50 yards behind their bucket. "x" is dependent on the number of people playing, and the number of teams. "x" should also be > # of people playing.

Respawn: Touch only, respawn. I'm trying something slightly different. We've had problems with people yelling "IN", when they have clearly not counted to 15 seconds. Your respawn will be much further back from your base, causing you to either run or walk back to your spawn. All you need to do is touch the respawn to re-join play.

Objectives: Take balls from other opponent's buckets, and return them to your bucket. Team with the greatest number of balls in their bucket after the round is over, wins. Balls not in buckets, or in a players hands, will not count towards the final score.

Special Rules: Only one ball may be carried at a time. If a player is hit while carrying a ball, they must drop it where they were hit.

Variants: Carpe/powerball - The main difference here, is each team will get three buckets, assigned different point values. One bucket will be closer to your spawn, only worth 1 point, and the other two, which are further forward (20ish feet), are worth 3 point for every ball. You have a choice whether to store your balls in the closer bucket near your spawn (but take less points), or at the further buckets (more points, though easier for teams to steal). We will most likely do this at the war, with four teams. Another difference will be the # of balls. Each team will get 2-3 times as many balls as teammates. You will be able to carry more than one ball at once, as well. Balls will start in between your three buckets at the begining of the round, instead of in your buckets. If you're shot with ball(s), you must drop them. Balls that are not in buckets when time is called, will not count.

Defend the Core:

Teams: 2

Setup: Two cores, w/ one respawn for each team.

Respawn: Touch only, Unliminted spawn. Each respawn will be located 30-50 yards behind each core.

Objectives: Score as many darts/balls/missiles/arrows, etc. in the other team's core as possible. Team with most points after time is called, wins. Darts are worth 1 point each, followed by, 5 points for balls/missiles/arrows, and 10 points for Titan missiles or equivalent.

Special Rules: None

VIP:

Teams: 2

Setup: One large circuit, marked by cones, where the VIP will be escorted. The VIP will have body armor, a shield, and a sword (all provided). All of these will count as shields.

Respawn: Defending team will respawn (unlimited) at a designated locations, outside of the circuit, touch only. There will be four different spawns defenders can respawn at. Attacking team will respawn in the middle of the circuit (at a designated spawn, unlimited), but must count for 15 seconds AFTER he's reached the spawn, before entering back in the game. VIP will respawn for 20 seconds, and drop to one knee after he's been shot, wherever he is on the circuit.

Objectives: Shoot the VIP as many times as possible before he's completed "x" number of laps. After "x" number of laps have been completed, the VIP announces how many times he was hit, and the teams switch sides. The team who had less hits on their VIP (while defending), wins.

Special Rules: VIP cannot run, must walk. One foot must be on the ground at all times.

Variants: Deathmatch style - Each team has one VIP, and a respawn. After "x" amount of minutes, each VIP announces how many times they were hit. The team's VIP with less hits on him, wins.

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We may try others at the war, if we have extra time.

Other important news. We'll have a bunch of loaners available for the war, so don't worry if your blaster sucks dick or says "nerf" on the side. We'll also have hopper clips to loan out and sell, as well as wyes.

We also have new mobstacles. If you're feeling generous, we'll be at the location at 9:30 to start setting up mobstacles. If you'd like to help, it would be greatly appreciated.


Edited by Zorn's Lemma, 29 September 2010 - 02:24 PM.

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#2 cheerios

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 09:37 PM

Hell yeah! I'll be there.
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#3 Ice Nine

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 09:51 PM

Banned:
- Deathmatch
- Domed darts (we will be supplying darts so you really don't need to bring any)
- Melee weapons and shields
- Barrel taps
- Small children
- Visible man boobs
- Patty cake



I want to emphasize these.

If your shirt comes off, you're done.
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#4 Talio

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 09:56 PM

What the fuck man...I can't play patty cake. I can't take off my shirt. What are you gonna tell me I can't have sex with the attendees next? Jesus christ. Bunch of fucking nazis.



Okay, I may be able to make it. I'll do my best.

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 09:57 PM

I can't tell for sure until the week of the war, but I have a few things I will probably do at the war that are banned: Mainly not wear my shirt, use my how to train your dragon dagger, and play patty cake.
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Posted 11 August 2010 - 09:57 PM

Yay! Another nerf war to schedule for my college weekends!

Given no weird commitments, call me confirmed!
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#7 Ice Nine

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 10:00 PM

What the fuck man...I can't play patty cake. I can't take off my shirt. What are you gonna tell me I can't have sex with the attendees next? Jesus christ. Bunch of fucking nazis.


Dude, you're staying with the U3. These only apply during the war.


I can't tell for sure until the week of the war, but I have a few things I will probably do at the war that are banned: Mainly not wear my shirt, use my how to train your dragon dagger, and play patty cake.



Oops maybe you missed the post where this isn't Chicago Super Effeminate Nerf?

Edited by Ice Nine, 11 August 2010 - 10:02 PM.

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#8 Carbon

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 10:41 PM

It's on my calendar before anything else.....I should be able to make it.
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#9 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 11:37 PM

I should be able to make it as well. Will any Minnesota nerfers join me?
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#10 Ryan201821

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 04:06 AM

Unfotunately, Johnny Chan will not be able to make it. I, however, will of course. At least he'll be letting us use his foam.

Can't wait.

Also, violation of said rules will result in an STQ round, where you will be "Q".

Edited by Ryan201821, 12 August 2010 - 04:18 AM.

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#11 Demon Lord

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 02:17 PM

Marked on the calender, I should be able to make it.
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QUOTE(VACC @ Mar 7 2011, 09:03 AM) View Post

Don't worry so much about what other people will allow. Throw your own wars and kick your friends' asses until they all want one.

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 03:10 PM

Definite. School work shouldn't be a problem.

Edited by Noodleownz, 13 August 2010 - 05:04 PM.

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#13 Zorns Lemma

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 10:44 PM

Round types will be the normal objective games we've been playing this nerf season, although with quite a few new ones being tried out at Foam Fortress 2, we may also implement some of those.

Which is why we encourage people to bring their own gametype materials, even though they might not get used.

Also, if you have rope and tarp/drapes/sheet, we can use it to set up tree walls like at Mano!
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 11:24 AM

I'm a maybe, I need to check my schedule.
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 01:50 AM

I should be there, provided I make the proper arrangements.

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 03:25 PM

List me as +1, I already convinced someone to tag along with me that weekend. I love my dorm floor; they're cool like that!
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Posted 18 August 2010 - 08:03 PM

I should be there with Klaiviel as long as nothing pops up at the last minute.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 07:06 AM

I should be there with Klaiviel as long as nothing pops up at the last minute.


Christ, can't the two of you keep it in your pants until after the war?
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:30 PM

I should be there with Klaiviel as long as nothing pops up at the last minute.


Christ, can't the two of you keep it in your pants until after the war?


LOLS, YOU SO FUNNAY :P

..Yeah. He and I are brothers, so that would be rather strange. Just saying.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:40 PM

..Yeah. He and I are brothers, so that would be rather strange. Just saying.


Recent studies have shown that incest, especially homosexual (due to impossibility of pregnancy), has a much higher incidence rate than previously thought.

You can tell Klaiviel that.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 12:09 AM

..Yeah. He and I are brothers, so that would be rather strange. Just saying.


Recent studies have shown that incest, especially homosexual (due to impossibility of pregnancy), has a much higher incidence rate than previously thought.

You can tell Klaiviel that.

I can verify this. Incest is a lot more common than previously thought and is most common with brother/sister or brother/brother or sister/sister relationships.
Ahhhh, the stuff you learn in GenEds in college...
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QUOTE(VACC @ Mar 7 2011, 09:03 AM) View Post

Don't worry so much about what other people will allow. Throw your own wars and kick your friends' asses until they all want one.

#22 Zorns Lemma

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 12:37 AM

..Yeah. He and I are brothers, so that would be rather strange. Just saying.


Recent studies have shown that incest, especially homosexual (due to impossibility of pregnancy), has a much higher incidence rate than previously thought.

You can tell Klaiviel that.

I can verify this. Incest is a lot more common than previously thought and is most common with brother/sister or brother/brother or sister/sister relationships.
Ahhhh, the stuff you learn in GenEds in college...


Recent studies have shown that 100% of the cases of incest occur between family members. SHOCKING.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:20 PM

..Yeah. He and I are brothers, so that would be rather strange. Just saying.


Recent studies have shown that incest, especially homosexual (due to impossibility of pregnancy), has a much higher incidence rate than previously thought.

You can tell Klaiviel that.


Yes, but the only fault in your arguement is that neither of us are homosexual, so brotherly incest won't necessarily occur between us. Sorry to break it to ya.
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#24 Ice Nine

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:36 PM

Yes, but the only fault in your arguement is that neither of us are homosexual, so brotherly incest won't necessarily occur between us. Sorry to break it to ya.


So your first defense against a joke that Vacc made was not that you were both heterosexuals, but that you were brothers? And then you phrase it "won't necessarily occur?" Sounds like someone's hiding something.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:13 PM

Yes, but the only fault in your arguement is that neither of us are homosexual, so brotherly incest won't necessarily occur between us. Sorry to break it to ya.


So your first defense against a joke that Vacc made was not that you were both heterosexuals, but that you were brothers? And then you phrase it "won't necessarily occur?" Sounds like someone's hiding something.


You can think what you want, but I don't think that I have to proove anything to anyone.
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