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#1 VACC

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:02 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLIT!!!!! OMG, I TOTALLY FOOLED EVERYONE!!!
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#2 Muttonchops

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:14 PM

HOLY CRAP!@!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLITZZSZZZ

I USED ONE OF MY 80 POSTS ON THIS SO YOU KNOW HOW LEGIT IT IS

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#3 imaseoulman

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:15 PM

Ah, man! I was hoping to see somebody get hilariously banned! It's been a while since I've seen some ban-happy hilarity, but this did bring a smile to my day.

Anyway, happy birthday Split. To celebrate this special day, I'm gonna go out and buy a six pack of fruity beverage (I'm thinking diet "Wild Cherry" pepsi)r, in hopes that those plastic rings catch some oil covered, baby pelican. Libs...ewe.
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#4 Airsoftguy777

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:45 PM

Happy Birthday Split! I think I will throw in an extra foot of foam!
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#5 Ryan201821

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:47 PM

Happy birthday to this fine machinist!
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#6 Eh Watt

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:00 PM

More importantly, though, it's the one year anniversary of my validation! Cake and champagne for everyone!

*stunned silence*

*crickets*

*banning noises*

Naw, just kidding, Happy Birthday Split! You are a fine machinist, seller of Marvelous salvos, and innovator. Most heartiest congratulations on surviving another revolution around the sun! :)

-Watt

Edited by Eh_Watt?, 14 June 2010 - 12:36 AM.

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#7 hawkshot

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:01 PM

Happy birthday to this fine machinist!

What he said!

Happy birthday!
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#8 gizidemo

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:09 PM

happy birthday and many more to come

Edited by gizidemo, 01 June 2010 - 03:10 PM.

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QUOTE(cheerios @ May 16 2010, 04:41 AM)

How much for the quadshit.

#9 BritNerfMogul

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:10 PM

Happy birthday to this fine machinist!


What he said...

Happy Birthday Split

Edited by BritNerfMogul, 01 June 2010 - 03:15 PM.

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#10 NerfHunter03

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:22 PM

Not gonna lie VACC... You did fool me... I'm with seoulman - Was expecting some ban-hammer action! This is much better though!


Split! Happy birthday! I wish you many more great years of foam flinging...


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#11 MindWarrior

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:26 PM

Happy B-day Split! Now shove a plusbow in some cake!
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QUOTE(Ryan201821 @ Jan 2 2010, 03:20 PM) View Post

Seriously, no penis pumps or dildos on your Nerf blasters.

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#12 TED

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:28 PM

YOU SUCK!
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#13 atomatron

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:45 PM

What TED said.
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#14 stuck by stefan

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:59 PM

Ted's right.

Edited by stuck by stefan, 01 June 2010 - 05:02 PM.

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#15 imaseoulman

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:00 PM

Split doesn't deserve it. He can mod guns, but he's a dick.

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#16 CaliforniaPants

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:16 PM

What was the final count on the hours, twelve and a bit?
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#17 meatballica

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:36 PM

Lets not forget Soothsayer, Hunter, and Hotness. Happy birthday those 3 and totally not Split.

Edited by meatballica, 01 June 2010 - 06:09 PM.

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#18 k9turrent

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 06:39 PM

Wow.. you made it around the sun one more time... Congrats... must have taken a lot of effort
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That's about it. And thanks Angela who helped me with these pictures.. It looks huge in her hands.


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#19 BustaNinja

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 07:25 PM

You build cool shit. Congrats on getting older. Lets hope you have many more years to make us all feel inadequate.
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#20 nate the great

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:14 PM

Happy Birthday to the great machinest!
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#21 Ubermensch

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:15 PM

happy birthday splitlip

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#22 cpl pupdum

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:33 PM

Foamy b-day to you,
Foamy b-day to you,
you dont live in a zoo,
and you eat [hyphenatedhorror]monkey-poo[/hyphenatedhorror]

May you foam fly straight and true, preferably at some n00b.
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#23 Wes7143

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:37 PM

Congratulations. One year closer to death.
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#24 CaptainSlug

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:07 PM

One year closer to death. Hooray!
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#25 firesflame4

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:29 PM

Happy Birthday Split. Hope it's a great one.
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Talio @ Sep 7 2010, 5:35PM
If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.


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