Turns out nerf is already moving away from the reverse plunger, and into the syringe. You can read more about their new line that continues their emphasis on realism in this article!
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Nerf announces new bioweapon line!
Started by Cmdrmack, May 07 2010 11:36 AM
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 11:36 AM
QUOTE(Predalien_Ro @ Apr 7 2008, 10:24 PM) 
Oompa: FECES!? Who in their right mind would try that shit!?
Bigger Salvo
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 12:29 PM
OMG IT'S A RESHELLED RECONBLARGHBLARGHBLARGHI'MSOINSIGHTFUL.
Teehee.
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 02:53 PM
I dont want to sound like a dumbass here but....is this real?
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 03:03 PM
I dont want to sound like a dumbass here but....is this real?
Yep. It'll be out just before the 9/9/10 blaster.
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 03:38 PM
Well you kind of do sound like one. You realize that they would get sued for libel if this was fake, right? No shit its real.I dont want to sound like a dumbass here but....is this real?
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 04:06 PM
Obviously, this fake, you or whoever did this could be sued for it and imprisoned not because of the parody, but the actual use of this fake Nerf blaster is to kill them or give them a disease, You can tell by the artwork it is fake because the're not real people and they are not close up on the people's faces. Obviously, this is fake, I would suggest an Admin lock/remove this before someone gets into legal trouble.
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Edited by PETGrevolution, 07 May 2010 - 04:07 PM.
Call me Rev
You call a wrap of e-tape a modification? It is just there to keep the breech more secure. Wow, you really are mentally retarted(Ryan Mcnumbers). -Nate the Great
Do it yourself and then come back.
Otherwise, Fuck off.
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You call a wrap of e-tape a modification? It is just there to keep the breech more secure. Wow, you really are mentally retarted(Ryan Mcnumbers). -Nate the Great
Do it yourself and then come back.
Otherwise, Fuck off.
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 04:13 PM
I'm more concerned to learn from that page that we are slowly running out of rocks.
Beaver's post claiming Kane's post claiming Demon Lord's post is correct is correct is correct.
Canadian Nerfers-R.I.P.
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:14 AM
Oh -- too late.I dont want to sound like a dumbass here but....is this real?
The Onion has been THE fake internet news site for many, many years. Granted, it's tastefully done and tailored to look like a creditable news source, but that is just part of their genius. I remember when some girl in my English 101 class in college tried to cite The Onion as a source for her paper. The teacher lol'd.
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:20 PM
"Pending the success of the Nerf biological agents, we may begin work on our long-standing Nerfcular weapons program," Anderson said. "Within five years, we could be sitting on a Nerftron Bomb."
Added Anderson, "The only part of your face that will get melted off is your frown!"
I can't wait!
Man, the Onion can be such a goldmine of hilarity!
[Former Caretaker of the Guru Mk2]
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:35 AM
In order for satire to work, your audience has to be smart enough to know you're making fun of them.
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:03 PM
That scares me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nerfing in NC? PM me!
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 09:40 PM
Post like that again and you're gone.
New posts on my blog, check it out. - Click on the ad too, cause I get money per click. Give back to the Admin team for once!
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