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4th Annual, Minnesota's biggest war, recap

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#51 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 08:53 PM

Has anyone heard from Brandon? There's no one else I'd rather have shoot me in the face.


That's what she said...but anyway if anyone needs to deal with nerf bros I'll be mediating for them.


On that note: the Virtual Stripmall has been bumped. I have already secured one critical trade through this format I otherwise would not have made and I encourage a solid run at this little experiment in trading tactics.

Tots: I have a Hornet pump for the Brothers Nerf.
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-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#52 bobbo

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 09:35 PM

I'm a maybe pending travel arrangements.
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#53 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 04:39 PM

He he he he he...
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#54 Secret Assassin

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 10:10 PM

If I can get travel arrangements set I'll be there.
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#55 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:33 PM

We are one week out. The weather report looks good. Read over the rule if you have not. I have some atypical provisos.
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#56 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 12:16 AM

I am in love with your dart ONLY kills, can't wait to see how that works out.


Now business: Someone left it at Late Fall St Paul and I just found it in my bag.
SOLVED: Formaly LouieC3's, now gifted to THIS GUY!!! Ph3ar m3.
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Also I will be bringing these to trade. Not nerf but I figger someone wants a kick ass set of computer speakers.
SOLD: To NinjaBustification.
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Edited by SonReeceSonJensen, 21 June 2010 - 02:25 PM.

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-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#57 BustaNinja

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 09:37 AM

Son, your computer speakers intrigue me. How big is that sub? I'd like to find a new set, after I found out that 100% on my pc, and 110% on my speakers translates to a whisper when watching movies without headphones.

Oh yeah, we have a war next weekend huh. Its also the day before my mom leaves for camp, and like 4 days before my birthday. Kick ass!

Beaver, we should make some darts sometime this week.
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#58 venom213

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 10:56 AM

Just bumping this. For those of you who haven't experienced SPANO before, imagine all the awesome of all the previous wars you've been to, times two, and with extra penis jokes.
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#59 BustaNinja

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 11:25 AM

Just bumping this. For those of you who haven't experienced SPANO before, imagine all the awesome of all the previous wars you've been to, times two, and with extra penis jokes.

Extra implies surplus. All the other wars anyone else has been to has a deficit of genitalia humor, thus, SPANO has a mandatory amount of cock jokes. We keep it classy in Minnesota.
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#60 Secret Assassin

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 11:41 AM

You can add me to the attendance list now for sure.
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#61 jackster57

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Posted 23 June 2010 - 09:36 AM

Yeah, I am coming for sure.
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#62 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 23 June 2010 - 07:08 PM

I am flipping my shit with excitement: plenty of MN hommers, Chi on premise, New England reppin east coast, the drrrrty up in yank-land, AND one reeeeeeealy old guy who is not me.

Plus I have three primary's built AND tested, darts in plenty, and solid trades lined up.

And Beev's dart-kill-only rule and focus on objective games gives me a raging semi.

Just thought you should all know.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#63 Elemental Storm

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Posted 23 June 2010 - 07:13 PM

And Beev's dart-kill-only rule and focus on objective games gives me a raging semi.

hmm never heard that before(raging semi), but yea that rule is great! This is going to be so much fun!

Edited by Elemental Storm, 23 June 2010 - 07:23 PM.

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#64 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 23 June 2010 - 07:46 PM


And Beev's dart-kill-only rule and focus on objective games gives me a raging semi.

hmm never heard that before(raging semi), but yea that rule is great! This is going to be so much fun!


There was a mandate by a non-embastard for more ween-speak and cockskoogling. I must comply.
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-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

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#65 BustaNinja

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 02:56 AM

Son, I love how no matter how hard you try, your posts always make you sound drunk.
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#66 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 03:25 AM

There are children reading this. Don't make me wash your mouth out with water.

Just got back from modding with Busta and venom. We made a bunch of singled titans with air compressors and foot-long hopper clips. Also, I am rescinding the rules on darts so that we can use slingshot-weighted death darts. Enjoy your diddle sandwich on Saturday.
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#67 Elemental Storm

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 10:46 AM

Enjoy your diddle sandwich on Saturday.

To late already ate it! With that titan pointing at me I’m running away so fast, but I should have something new to bring, if he will reply back.
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#68 BustaNinja

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 11:03 AM

There are children reading this. Don't make me wash your mouth out with water.

Just got back from modding with Busta and venom. We made a bunch of singled titans with air compressors and foot-long hopper clips. Also, I am rescinding the rules on darts so that we can use slingshot-weighted death darts. Enjoy your diddle sandwich on Saturday.

Slingshot darts? I was actually making a batch of AP rounds. They're aluminum tipped. Then should be pretty fun. Also in the process of converting my black power navy colt to Nerf. Should break 400 feet.
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#69 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 11:04 AM

There are children reading this. Don't make me wash your mouth out with water.

Just got back from modding with Busta and venom. We made a bunch of singled titans with air compressors and foot-long hopper clips. Also, I am rescinding the rules on darts so that we can use slingshot-weighted death darts. Enjoy your diddle sandwich on Saturday.


Within this is one of the funniest things I have heard in good long time. Like 60-90 days.

You just won the internets.
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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

I do not play with guns.

#70 venom213

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 11:43 AM

I think that in order to use death darts, you have to write FAG on each one. Also, using death darts is a case by case basis, so beaver can decide to dissallow them on any specific shot.
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 01:00 PM

AND one reeeeeeealy old guy who is not me.

Just another value-added service I provide.
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#72 tatertotguy

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 02:56 PM

Also, I am rescinding the rules on darts so that we can use slingshot-weighted death darts. Enjoy your diddle sandwich on Saturday.


HOORAY!!!!! Finally my diddle darts come in handy...no but seriously i was wondering when you would stop crying about welts.
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#73 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 03:37 PM

Just to crystal clear: my post was sarcastic in tone.
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#74 SonReeceSonJensen

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 03:56 PM

Just to crystal clear: my post was sarcastic in tone.



...so no sandwiches? :P
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I do not play with guns.

#75 BustaNinja

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 07:20 PM

Just to crystal clear: my post was sarcastic in tone.

Yeah... If you didn't get that, then that would be sad.
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