Ehem...
#1
Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:31 PM
#2
Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:40 PM
If you're having problems with gas, we're here to help. Don't worry, everything will be fine... we know how you feel, all bloated and uncomfortable. You'll make it through, just remember to punch yourself in the stomach repeatedly until the gas exits your body via your anal cavity.Ahhhhhh, SPHINCTER!
Not in the game anymore, but it was great while it lasted. Thanks for the great years of fun, NH!
--
Resident "Spawn of Talio"
#3
Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:44 PM
You'll never know how I feel until your testicles drop.If you're having problems with gas, we're here to help. Don't worry, everything will be fine... we know how you feel, all bloated and uncomfortable. You'll make it through, just remember to punch yourself in the stomach repeatedly until the gas exits your body via your anal cavity.Ahhhhhh, SPHINCTER!
#4
Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:54 PM
You'll never know how I feel until your testicles drop.
O SNAP! Anyway, I would sit on some ice.
#5
Posted 01 April 2004 - 08:41 PM
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#6
Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:02 PM
Ahem.
Hullo.
~Mystic~
#7
Posted 04 April 2004 - 10:39 PM
#8
Posted 05 April 2004 - 12:39 AM
#9
Posted 05 April 2004 - 12:42 AM
Hey now! I'm in CS431 - Operating Systems this quarter and I'm not letting my prof anywhere near me.Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!
#10
Posted 05 April 2004 - 09:57 AM
I take offense to that. I'm Catholic and it's never caused me an ass bleed. For every pedofilic preist you hear about there many more who aren't. I was an alterboy growing up and never once did I have fear for my ass.Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!
Don't forget to eat your meat based vegetable substitute children.
#11
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:43 AM
#12
Posted 05 April 2004 - 02:38 PM
#13
Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:23 PM
Edited by Jangadance, 05 April 2004 - 03:24 PM.
#14
Posted 05 April 2004 - 05:56 PM
Back in the days when I was a Catholic, I was also an altar boy during gradeschool, and I never had problems with the priests. Maybe the pedophilic ones are very selective on who they stalk.................I take offense to that. I'm Catholic and it's never caused me an ass bleed. For every pedofilic preist you hear about there many more who aren't. I was an alterboy growing up and never once did I have fear for my ass.Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!
#15
Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:10 PM
VACC
#16
Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:48 PM
I'm not sure if it's really possible to hijack that
#17
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:13 PM
#18
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:21 PM
VACC
#19
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:40 PM
#20
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:44 PM
#21
Posted 06 April 2004 - 11:05 AM
And the few that are testicles.but this is the chance you run when you irritate those few of us with testicles around here.
-BadAssReptileFarmer to Talio
#22
Posted 06 April 2004 - 11:39 AM
OMC, I realize it was a joke, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. I was offended, not upset, and that's all. Put it on the same level as Cx's reaction. If I was pissed off about it I'd demand an apology, cuss people out over it and get into a flame war. That's not my style, I thought the comment was not cool and voiced my opinion.
Don't forget to eat your meat based vegetable substitute children.
#23
Posted 06 April 2004 - 02:16 PM
Dude, I really hope that was supposed to be ironic, because it's actually pretty funny.And the few that are testicles.
As far as everything else goes, you can say whatever the hell you want. If I had any intention of shutting anyone up I'd just mute them, honestly, which I think I've done once since these boards were created (and that was a joke and only lasted about a day). Furthermore, I have no intention of telling anyone what to do or say (or at least no illusions that they'll actually do the crazy shit I'd tell them to). That doesn't change the fact that these boards are accruing faggots faster than a Good Charlotte Show in bathhouse. If what you really want is for me to be nice and receptive in regards to your “serious social debates” on a fucking nerf board, than maybe you're in the wrong fucking place. Hell, I have enough problems putting up with a lot of the humor around here.
As far as the allegation that my overreaction was based on some kind of offence I took, the accuser is obviously a semen receptacle of mammoth proportions. You'd be pretty hard-pressed to offend me. In fact, my entire rant was spurred (less plainly than I had previously thought, apparently) by some jack ass taking offense all over this harmless little thread. No, my overreaction was 100% annoyance. Annoyance at many posts over many weeks. I never said I thought my news post was hilarious, or even anything more than amusing to the few people who understood the inside joke. It was a fucking throw away when I was really bored a week ago. Its inconsequence is precisely the reason why the responses annoyed me. Anyway, if you’ve got a problem with all this, which I fully expect, tough shit, that’s the last time I’m taking anything anyone says seriously for at least a week.
VACC
~Hate me now~
#24
Posted 08 April 2004 - 02:02 PM
Ok.~Hate me now~
#25
Posted 08 April 2004 - 06:24 PM
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