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#1 VACC

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:31 PM

Ahhhhhh, SPHINCTER!
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#2 Black Wrath

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:40 PM

Ahhhhhh, SPHINCTER!

If you're having problems with gas, we're here to help. Don't worry, everything will be fine... we know how you feel, all bloated and uncomfortable. You'll make it through, just remember to punch yourself in the stomach repeatedly until the gas exits your body via your anal cavity.
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#3 VACC

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:44 PM

Ahhhhhh, SPHINCTER!

If you're having problems with gas, we're here to help. Don't worry, everything will be fine... we know how you feel, all bloated and uncomfortable. You'll make it through, just remember to punch yourself in the stomach repeatedly until the gas exits your body via your anal cavity.

You'll never know how I feel until your testicles drop.
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#4 CustomSnake202

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 06:54 PM

You'll never know how I feel until your testicles drop.


O SNAP! Anyway, I would sit on some ice.
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#5 Groove

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 08:41 PM

Jeeze, is your anus bleeding too VACC?!
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#6 MysticFalcon182

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:02 PM

Whoa, something's been going on between them two.

Ahem.

Hullo.

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#7 neonerfer

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 10:39 PM

It's perfectly normal for a boy's anus to bleed as he reaches adult hood. It's just part of becoming a man. Try icy hot VACC.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 12:39 AM

Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 12:42 AM

Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!

Hey now! I'm in CS431 - Operating Systems this quarter and I'm not letting my prof anywhere near me.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 09:57 AM

Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!

I take offense to that. I'm Catholic and it's never caused me an ass bleed. For every pedofilic preist you hear about there many more who aren't. I was an alterboy growing up and never once did I have fear for my ass.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:43 AM

I know, I know, I'm just joking around. I'm in CS361 Data Structures this quarter and our TA said that we should indeed fear for our ass. He recommended having the class set out tubes of KY on our desks for a few of the lectures until our prof got the hint and toned down the material a bit.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 02:38 PM

Cobbers get a life. I was an alterboy from fourth grade until I graduated from highschool and moved away to college. A joke is a joke. I find it mildly humorous.
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#13 Jangadance

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:23 PM

I was an alter boy in grade school, too. Strangely, I spent more time underneath the alter than behind it... :huh:

Edited by Jangadance, 05 April 2004 - 03:24 PM.

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 05:56 PM

Perfectly normal. In fact, if you're a member of the catholic church, or in 400-level Computer Science courses, it's expected!

I take offense to that. I'm Catholic and it's never caused me an ass bleed. For every pedofilic preist you hear about there many more who aren't. I was an alterboy growing up and never once did I have fear for my ass.

Back in the days when I was a Catholic, I was also an altar boy during gradeschool, and I never had problems with the priests. Maybe the pedophilic ones are very selective on who they stalk.................
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#15 VACC

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:10 PM

Everybody needs to shut the fuck up. Don't turn my threads into political statements.

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#16 SkiMan

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:48 PM

No offense VACC, but your thread was "Ehem.... Ahhhhhh, SPHINCTER!"
I'm not sure if it's really possible to hijack that :alien:
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:13 PM

Everyone gets a sore ass once in a while.
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#18 VACC

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:21 PM

Let's look at this objectively....shut the fuck up. I'll be honest, I have no idea who the fuck you are and I don't care. There was a time when I didn't mind checkin' upity bastards on these boards. A little spirited repartee was fun once upon a time. Back then defending "the line" was downright endurable. You see, I knew I could respect roughly 1/3 of the members, and I knew that if they put up a fight it would at least be amusing. But you new guys...you're just so god-damned boring. If you wanna' talk shit, then say something worth a rise out of me. You know you're gonna' get one no matter what, you might as well have something less pathetic to blame it on. I'm just so sick of these stupid little innuendos that don't really imply anything. God damn 13 year olds using euphemisms they can't possibly comprehend. I mean, maybe the bunny-hill gigolo here doesn't deserve this tirade all on himself...maybe I've gone so far over the top here that Famine would call me a reactionary, but this is the chance you run when you irritate those few of us with testicles around here. Anyway......ok I don't know where I was going with this. In summary, The Sphincter Song was funny but everybody after that is gay.

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#19 neonerfer

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:40 PM

Noobs, take heed! This is possibly the most valuable peice of information that anyone at Nerf Haven has ever told you. Vacc obviously derives some sort of sick pleasure from posting something purposefully vague and often of a homoerotic nature then cutting anyone down who attempts to hijack it. Just look at any of his threads. If you're going to get pissed at someone for poking fun at either of your rectal sphincters, at least pick your fucking battles. This man is very defensive over his "turf" and you're just asking to be dominated.
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#20 Jangadance

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:44 PM

He sounds more like a big pushover to me.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 11:05 AM

but this is the chance you run when you irritate those few of us with testicles around here.

And the few that are testicles.
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#22 J cobbers

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 11:39 AM

Wait, so according to VACC it's ok for him to get all pissed off about what people post when it offends him, but when anyone eles is offended they can't say jack? Does anyone else find that hypocritical? Oh wait never mind....

OMC, I realize it was a joke, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. I was offended, not upset, and that's all. Put it on the same level as Cx's reaction. If I was pissed off about it I'd demand an apology, cuss people out over it and get into a flame war. That's not my style, I thought the comment was not cool and voiced my opinion.
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#23 VACC

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 02:16 PM

And the few that are testicles.

Dude, I really hope that was supposed to be ironic, because it's actually pretty funny.

As far as everything else goes, you can say whatever the hell you want. If I had any intention of shutting anyone up I'd just mute them, honestly, which I think I've done once since these boards were created (and that was a joke and only lasted about a day). Furthermore, I have no intention of telling anyone what to do or say (or at least no illusions that they'll actually do the crazy shit I'd tell them to). That doesn't change the fact that these boards are accruing faggots faster than a Good Charlotte Show in bathhouse. If what you really want is for me to be nice and receptive in regards to your “serious social debates” on a fucking nerf board, than maybe you're in the wrong fucking place. Hell, I have enough problems putting up with a lot of the humor around here.

As far as the allegation that my overreaction was based on some kind of offence I took, the accuser is obviously a semen receptacle of mammoth proportions. You'd be pretty hard-pressed to offend me. In fact, my entire rant was spurred (less plainly than I had previously thought, apparently) by some jack ass taking offense all over this harmless little thread. No, my overreaction was 100% annoyance. Annoyance at many posts over many weeks. I never said I thought my news post was hilarious, or even anything more than amusing to the few people who understood the inside joke. It was a fucking throw away when I was really bored a week ago. Its inconsequence is precisely the reason why the responses annoyed me. Anyway, if you’ve got a problem with all this, which I fully expect, tough shit, that’s the last time I’m taking anything anyone says seriously for at least a week.

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#24 Half Newb Half Nerfer

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 02:02 PM

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Ok. :rolleyes:
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#25 VACC

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 06:24 PM

Do you like being ridiculed? I mean, I just can't think of any other alternative that could have been running through your tiny mind during the concoction of this gem.
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