Researchers have recently discovered a video showing Hitler's reaction to the Longstrike and Deploy blasters being released. As the video is in German I have included subtitles for your benefit. Since this version of IPB does not appear to support direct embedding, you'll have to view this historical narrative on Youtube.
That's enough bullshitting for one post. If you've ever heard of the "Hitler Finds Out" meme, that's what this is, for those of you who've never heard of it before, just sit back and let the hilarity ensue.
Hitler finds out about the Nerf Longstrike and Deploy
Hitler Finds Out About The Nerf Longstrike And Deploy
What really happened in 1945
Started by Homestarune, Mar 02 2010 10:19 PM
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:19 PM
We're not discouraging people from joining a Nerf forum, we're discouraging them from joining this forum. It's an important distinction because, frankly, we don't give a shit. The Haven was created to escape the idiotic masses, now they're all here. -cxwq
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:24 PM
This video is so awesome I'm speechless.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:27 PM
This video is so awesome I'm speechless.
I second that.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:27 PM
Old meme is old.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:32 PM
Wow, you posted a whole thread for one video! I must have missed your uprising to FA status! You da man!
Teehee.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:36 PM
Love it.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:45 PM
Fuckin' A dude. Hilarious.
"Do you have the IQ of LSW?!" That part really got me, remembering how he was before he was banned. I laughed like crazy.
"Do you have the IQ of LSW?!" That part really got me, remembering how he was before he was banned. I laughed like crazy.
Edited by Salmon, 03 March 2010 - 05:48 PM.
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Maybe you're familiar with our annual charity drive where we ask for shit, and no one gives any.
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Maybe you're familiar with our annual charity drive where we ask for shit, and no one gives any.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:50 PM
Don't worry, there's always Lanard.
I love it!
I love it!
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:07 AM
Wow, that was fucking great.
I really liked it. There were a ton of jabs in there.
I was expecting the video to be crappy and a big case of fellatio.
So big it could split a lip.
But I was pleasantly surprised.
Good work.
I really liked it. There were a ton of jabs in there.
I was expecting the video to be crappy and a big case of fellatio.
So big it could split a lip.
But I was pleasantly surprised.
Good work.
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After what we had,
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I don't feel the way I used to do.
I know its bad,
After what we had,
But I’m just not the angel you knew.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:13 AM
Hilarious. "And who wants to spend $100 on a gun modded by a gay threesome?" Effeminate win.
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Solved the Rubik's Cube in 46 seconds
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:29 AM
Yeah I actually told him he could post it. I'm the biggest fan of the name Fag 7.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:36 AM
'If I wanted a piece of crap I'd buy a tommy 20'
and 'What do you think this is Nerf HQ?'
Love it, good job
and 'What do you think this is Nerf HQ?'
Love it, good job
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:39 AM
Fantastic, I love how it doesn't just ramble about reverse plungers, and nods to the NIC.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:39 AM
Yeah, that was pretty fucking hilarious. "the Fag7 would just ban it!"Yeah I actually told him he could post it. I'm the biggest fan of the name Fag 7.
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Solved the Rubik's Cube in 46 seconds
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:30 AM
Outstanding. What movie is this from?
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:48 AM
From the 2004 German film Der Untergang ("The Downfall" in English).
That particular scene had been parodied the world over on Youtube.
That particular scene had been parodied the world over on Youtube.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 07:49 AM
Best three minutes and 50 seconds of my life ever.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:46 AM
God that was funny as hell. I nearly spit coffee all over my new keyboard.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:00 PM
Yeah. But I thought it was still quite clever, although I didn't laugh as hard as all of you apparently did. My personal favorite part was: "There's still Lanard". I'm glad you put that in there, it was perfect. All of the references were great, too. Superb job, man.Old meme is old.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:12 PM
Be on the look out for "Hitlers getting out of Nerf" trading thread.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:19 PM
Oh man, I heard you were working on a video, but this was awesome. I even heard some of the jokes before I watched the video and it was still awesome. Great Job man 
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:02 PM
Wow, "more of a pedophile than Bob" That's mean!
But the video was great.
But the video was great.
Ask her if she wants you to give her a multiple orgasm.
And when she looks stunned show her a picture of the blaster.
But if she gets excited. You're in.
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And when she looks stunned show her a picture of the blaster.
But if she gets excited. You're in.
-Miguel Ramos
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:23 PM
My time would be better spent making shitty videos in under armor!
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Why does this involve Goldfish? This unsettles me.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:32 PM
That is hilarious! I laughed so hard I went into a coughing fit! HaHa!
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