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#1 Homestarune

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:19 PM

Researchers have recently discovered a video showing Hitler's reaction to the Longstrike and Deploy blasters being released. As the video is in German I have included subtitles for your benefit. Since this version of IPB does not appear to support direct embedding, you'll have to view this historical narrative on Youtube.

That's enough bullshitting for one post. If you've ever heard of the "Hitler Finds Out" meme, that's what this is, for those of you who've never heard of it before, just sit back and let the hilarity ensue.

Hitler finds out about the Nerf Longstrike and Deploy
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:24 PM

This video is so awesome I'm speechless.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:27 PM

This video is so awesome I'm speechless.


I second that.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:27 PM

Old meme is old.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:32 PM

Wow, you posted a whole thread for one video! I must have missed your uprising to FA status! You da man!
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Teehee.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:36 PM

Love it.
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Seriously, no penis pumps or dildos on your Nerf blasters.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:45 PM

Fuckin' A dude. Hilarious.

"Do you have the IQ of LSW?!" That part really got me, remembering how he was before he was banned. I laughed like crazy.

Edited by Salmon, 03 March 2010 - 05:48 PM.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:45 PM

Beautiful.
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#9 Zack the Mack

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:50 PM

Don't worry, there's always Lanard.

I love it!
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#10 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:07 AM

Wow, that was fucking great.
I really liked it. There were a ton of jabs in there.

I was expecting the video to be crappy and a big case of fellatio.
So big it could split a lip.

But I was pleasantly surprised.

Good work.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:13 AM

Hilarious. "And who wants to spend $100 on a gun modded by a gay threesome?" Effeminate win.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:29 AM

Yeah I actually told him he could post it. I'm the biggest fan of the name Fag 7.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:36 AM

'If I wanted a piece of crap I'd buy a tommy 20'
and 'What do you think this is Nerf HQ?'



Love it, good job
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:39 AM

Fantastic, I love how it doesn't just ramble about reverse plungers, and nods to the NIC.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:39 AM

Yeah I actually told him he could post it. I'm the biggest fan of the name Fag 7.

Yeah, that was pretty fucking hilarious. "the Fag7 would just ban it!"
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:30 AM

Outstanding. What movie is this from?
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:48 AM

From the 2004 German film Der Untergang ("The Downfall" in English).

That particular scene had been parodied the world over on Youtube.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 07:49 AM

Best three minutes and 50 seconds of my life ever.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:46 AM

God that was funny as hell. I nearly spit coffee all over my new keyboard.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:00 PM

Old meme is old.

Yeah. But I thought it was still quite clever, although I didn't laugh as hard as all of you apparently did. My personal favorite part was: "There's still Lanard". I'm glad you put that in there, it was perfect. All of the references were great, too. Superb job, man.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:12 PM

Be on the look out for "Hitlers getting out of Nerf" trading thread.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:19 PM

Oh man, I heard you were working on a video, but this was awesome. I even heard some of the jokes before I watched the video and it was still awesome. Great Job man :(
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:02 PM

Wow, "more of a pedophile than Bob" That's mean!
But the video was great.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:23 PM

My time would be better spent making shitty videos in under armor!


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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:32 PM

That is hilarious! I laughed so hard I went into a coughing fit! HaHa! :) :lol:
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