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[SonReeceSonJensen]

I AM AWARE…

That not every war and not every ONE allows melee weapons. I think barrel taps are bunk, but they fill a need that…well…is there.

So to do this here is what you need
• A pool noodle sword
• A nerf community who allows melee
• A liter of Root 100 OR…something you are legally allowed to buy. YOU get to figger that part out.
• A knife or box cutter.
• Paint? Sure, why not.

Ok, so cut the top off like so.


Remover the bottom like so, this if fairly intuitive.


Use the belt of your choice to trace exactly where you want it to hang.


Imagine two or three steps that get you here…then do this!


Ladies…PM me for more info on sword play.


It was silver with a black handle but that was too NijSim so I added blazing pink.

[BustaNinja]

I love it. I expect to be hit by this at the next war.

Oh, fair warning, there are maybe two or three women on the site. Im sure an admin has an official number.

[SonReeceSonJensen]

I love it. I expect to be hit by this at the next war.

Oh, fair warning, there are maybe two or three women on the site. Im sure an admin has an official number.

No living creature will be spared the wrath of my pool noodle fury.

And my wife just asked if there actually WERE girls on this site and I had to admit that war pics say that…well…they’re in the range of ‘not-bad’ to ‘damn’. This is NOT a free pass from pool-noodle fury, btw.

[VelveetaAvenger]

It was silver with a black handle but that was too NijSim so I added blazing pink.

Now it just looks like you were too lazy to clean the blood off, haha.

PS: That's the root beer liquor my friends and I traditionally get to drink while we wait in line for Black Friday sales, one bottle in a 2 liter of root beer and you're good to go.

Edited by VelveetaAvenger, 16 November 2009 - 12:34 AM.

[glamdringguy15]

If you're making a Demetri Martin reference, I approve.... ladies.

[SonReeceSonJensen]

That's the root beer liquor my friends and I traditionally get to drink while we wait in line for Black Friday sales, one bottle in a 2 liter of root beer and you're good to go.

Root Hundo FTW! That is my Gopher *insert sport* preferred drink!

If you're making a Demetri Martin reference, I approve.... ladies.

Not sure who that is. This one was for…the ladies.

For clarification
• I have run full speed and the S-word still stays in place
• No amount of melee will replace foam flinging
• Barrel tapping IS underage…so if you are then you can’t really make this. Works out.
• Root Hundo FTW

[BoneRiot]

Yall better shape up before CNP comes in here and head shots each of you and laughs with feminine fury.

[SonReeceSonJensen]

Yall better shape up before CNP comes in here and head shots each of you and laughs with feminine fury.

Absolutely no idea who CNP is, but ‘feminine’ fury is one of my fave kinds up there with ‘lyrical’ and ‘kickasstic’.

[BoneRiot]

Codename: Pending, that is CNP.

related actually beneficial post:

I unfortunately do not have any pictures to post but my friend and i have done a next step with this.
Placing 2-3 magnets on the inside of the bottle as well as under the topmost layer of the sword's foam allows the sword to essentially click into place. Helps keep it from falling out no matter what, as well as making the sword click into it's sheeth like a katana.

plus it uses magnets, and magnets make everything better.