To: "big-haul-of-nerf" <email@example.com>
From: "NerfHaven" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Account Suspension Notification
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended because you are a plagiarizing asshole.
Your account will not be functional until Aug 2 2031, 01:49 PM (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expediate the unsuspension process.
Board Address: http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php
Hahaha... You should mod at my forums (non-nerf but still needs mods) when I get it up and running...
God. These n00bs are worse than me at their age.