Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:54 AM
I called the police right after that and 3 police cars came and a search dog. Then I called my dad. It turns out the guy had broken a basement window. He went in my dads room and took some money, a box of change and a watch. There were quarters, dimes, and nickels that had been dropped all around by the back door.
I didn't have my glasses on when I saw the kid, and only saw him for a second. So I couldn't give the police much of a description. None of our computers or tvs were taken, and the thief went right by a few hundred dollars worth of Nerf guns in the basement. Many of them were painted or modified.
That freaked me out seriously. The police are coming back later today to get more information. What can you do when somebody's kicking in your door and your home alone asleep in bed? That was crazy.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:10 AM
What can you do when somebody's kicking in your door and your home alone asleep in bed?
Post about it on the internet.
You can poop in my toilet anytime champ.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:31 AM
5. Protip: sarcasm is good for making someone else look like more of an idiot than they already do. However, if you are an idiot to start with, using sarcasm just makes you look like a COLOSSAL idiot.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:36 AM
I guess I'll have to come back tomorrow.
Kruger and Dunning (1999)
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:09 AM
Venom: Haven't we all?
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:17 AM
But Zorn, he said he was a black guy. A big black guy. Ah, black guys are scary... I'm scared now. AHHHH, a black guy might find out where I live.
Clearly it was Zorn on stilts with a mask on...
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:18 AM
But seriously-he didn't rob you-that's good. Although-he was trying to kill you. He was as you said-right by your door-and didn't try and take anything. Now he doesn't even have to break the window. Liking the titan idea?
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:24 AM
Many of them were painted or modified.
Of course if you have all your toy guns painted all super cool and tactical so they looked like real guns, your little intruder friend is going to be back with his friends to get the thousands of dollars worth of real firearms he saw while in your basement.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:30 AM
Although-he was trying to kill you. He was as you said-right by your door-and didn't try and take anything.
Oh yeah, that follows perfectly logically. He was a burgler who stole what small and easily portable valuables he could quickly identify before anyone saw him. This is not a poorly written television show; it was not a conspiracy to make it only "look like a robbery". From what he says, it WAS a robbery.
Anyway, that's a pretty frightening experience. I'm sorry to hear you were robbed, though, I guess we should be thankful that the burgler was intelligent, or scared, enough not to add assault to his charges.
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:40 AM
Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:55 AM
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:58 AM
"Gansta" or "Gangster"? As the former will try to get you to screw him up the butt, and the latter will make you sleep with the fishes.
i sleep near a phone and bat ever since mom applied for foster kids. currently its a gangster.
Unless its a "wangsta", then chances are, he'll scream diddle if he tries to hurt you.
Venom: Haven't we all?
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