So, I was hanging out with Ash last night, and our conversation turned to the war the Mag7 and I have coming up next weekend. Ash hasn't nerfed since the deal war we threw in '07, and I was wandering what weapons he still had, and in what state of repair they were. He informed me that he had a few guns he hadn't even touched yet. Then he showed me this.

Upon further examination...

"No ash, no. these are pretty much worthless. The best I can offer you is a handshake and some kind words."

Still sealed.

Unfortunately Ash only barters in human souls and antique bottle caps, and I had neither on me at the time.
Fucking Horsemen.