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#1 SonReeceSonJensen



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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:26 AM

Ok, so everyone in my office is armed except one guy and he takes a tagger to the eyeball from this puppy.

He is built like Triple H, so add that to the silent anger that was just dripping off him made the rest of the day more than a little uncomfortable.

Then I accidentally shot our 60 year old admin in the side of the head. AWESOME day!

Point of the thread: let's hear Nerf related antics, follies, and Effeminate fails in the workplace.

Edited by SonReeceSonJensen, 13 May 2009 - 09:27 AM.

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The Difference:
-Guns shoot bullets that kill people
-Blasters shoot darts that tag people

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#2 Oni Kadaki

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:57 AM

Wow, sounds like you need to work on your aim.

Anyway, used to have fights with my coworkers when I worked at TJ Maxx. One time my opponent was on the other side of the shoe display, crouched down. We both popped up at the same time, and I got him between the eyes with my crossfire on a reflex. It was great.
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#3 Hi Yah

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:14 PM

My story isn't about a workplace, but rather an incident that happened at my school. We were reenacting the Bost Massacre and our teacher said we could bring in toy guns to make it more realistic. So we all brought in some nerf guns and a war break sout during homeroom. Then one kid get shot in the eye with tagged dart, his eye was wide open when he got shot. He gets a cornial abrasion and is out of school for two days. Everyone that as in the room gets detention, and now nerf guns are banned at my school.
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#4 lantus nova

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:26 PM

One time I was having a fight with my 26 year old brother in-law.
I had set the upstairs living room up as a battle field.
He stood up and one of my darts stuck to his glasses, and the dart he shot stuck to my gun.
Another time me and my friend were playing, and the darts hit each other and stuck.
B) <_<
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#5 Capten Karat

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:31 PM

Well before I really started modding, when I just did AR removals. My friend and I were fighting, we were in my basement and we both shot at the same time, and we both caught the darts. It was pretty nifty.
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#6 Chaos-blades



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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:42 PM

I haven't got an office nerf story.
But i do have plenty of school nerf stories.

Once before a huge war we made permission slips and got everyone out of class just to nerf.

The teachers didn't know what SANO 06 was but they let us all out anyway.

Good times
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:47 AM

I have a Nerf range set up at the dry-cleaners I work at. I hang a box on a conveyor and send it to the back like a shooting range.

My friends and I once ambushed his little brother (who is approx. 16). There was about 10 minutes of continuous fire, we still haven't found all the darts.

I also have had occasions where suction darts have stuck to me. Once on my shaved head from my SS-AP1 and once in the arm while I was chasing my friend during a war.
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#8 BJ Williams

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:51 PM

I remember when we had a war in one of the suites in my dorm...one of my RAs was involved and we had a blast...until he got hit in the eye...he got out but the rest of us just kept on going. Its that night that got me back into Nerfing
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#9 Busterthecrashtestdummy



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Posted 16 May 2009 - 03:44 PM

I was shooting at the wall while my dad was playing the gamecube and Ishot him inthe side of the nose and it stuck :lol: He was MAD -_-
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#10 flush



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Posted 27 May 2009 - 08:02 PM

At one of my local nerf wars, i saw one of the people from the other team running like a madman. I fired about a foot in front her and she ran straight into it.
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