Edited by 1/2 Newb 1/2 Nerfer, 24 February 2004 - 11:54 AM.
#1
Posted 24 February 2004 - 11:53 AM
#2
Posted 24 February 2004 - 12:49 PM
How is that at all a weird dream? Seems pretty normal to me.I had some crazy assed dream last night. I was at my house, then some German guy came over. I asked him if he had any nerf guns, he said yes and had 4, i bought 3. One was the Manta Ray and two other great guns. I tried the manta ray and is sucked so bad. Then my dream ended. God i have wierd dreams.
Now, maybe if the train had been a Star Destroyer and the German guy had been some sort of Nazi muinitions purchaser interested in your amazing new Foam Warfare technology in order to better fuel the unstoppable power of the Third Reich, but was interrupted by the sudden appearance of John Matrix and his pet werewolf (which I assume he must have because John Matrix is the most badass man alive) who then crushes the National Socialist by securing him between forearm and bicep and then flexing, then maybe I might consider it a little strange.
But as it stands, I find nothing abnormal about it.
DEATH
#3
Posted 24 February 2004 - 01:57 PM
What train? What the fuck are you talking about dude? I don't think I should have let you watch Versus. Come back to the orange dimension, cause the joe one is obviously fucked up.How is that at all a weird dream? Seems pretty normal to me.
Now, maybe if the train had been a Star Destroyer and the German guy had been some sort of Nazi muinitions purchaser interested in your amazing new Foam Warfare technology in order to better fuel the unstoppable power of the Third Reich, but was interrupted by the sudden appearance of John Matrix and his pet werewolf (which I assume he must have because John Matrix is the most badass man alive) who then crushes the National Socialist by securing him between forearm and bicep and then flexing, then maybe I might consider it a little strange.
But as it stands, I find nothing abnormal about it.
VACC
#4
Posted 24 February 2004 - 04:53 PM
#5
Posted 24 February 2004 - 05:00 PM
#6
Posted 24 February 2004 - 06:03 PM
#7
Posted 24 February 2004 - 06:18 PM
http://nerfhaven.com...t=0
Does this thread jog your memory, Half N Half?
#8
Posted 24 February 2004 - 06:21 PM
call someone's post useless
As you can see in section one, item A, he clearly stated that you called someone elses' post useless, like VACC's, not a dream. You seriously need to read more carefully and just stop posting until you find a turned over semi full of X-bows by my house.
#9
Posted 24 February 2004 - 06:53 PM
On the first instance, anyone who says the Manta Ray "sucks" has obviously never truly understood its essence. I could write an entire essay on Manta Ray strategy (and mayhaps I shall-- or, as is more my custom, mayhaps I shall start writing it fully intent on finishing, but stop halfway through as something else catches my attention).Well, it was really really really cunfusing, and people don't say the manta ray sux. If you had it, you could only see how wierd it was then. :mellow:
Instance the second: what the hell did you just say? I'm not sure if YOU are belittling the Ray or if you are accusing others of doing so. Let me introduce you to a few concepts which will help the rest of us understand what you are attempting to communicate:%0he dream was embitteringly difficult for you to understand, you told us that the dream had an affinity for sealing up women's naughty parts. Granted, most of us would never confuse the meanings, even with your abhorrent misspelling, but correct (or at the very least, mostly correct) spelling gives us a vastly improved outlook on the level of your cognizance.
Secondly, and more importantly, is correct punctuation. Punctuation is a guide for the reader to correctly pronounce the written sentence, and is therefore necessary for a clear understanding of your meaning. For instance, the second half of your first sentence can either be read as you wrote it, a general statement "people don't say the Manta Ray sucks," which is to say, "no one thinks the Manta Ray sucks;" or it could be read as an imperative if there existed one more point of punctuation: "people, don't say the Manta Ray sucks," commanding people not to say such things.
In many cases, the preceding or subsequent sentences may have helped us gain a clue as to your meaning; however, your second sentence does nothing to help us understand: are you trying to say that the Manta Ray's oddity belies its true power, or are you rather decrying that due to its strangeness, the Manta Ray cannot make for a good weapon? In this case, only further elaboration would help; no amount of correct spelling or punctuation could clarify this unintelligible mess. You need to tell us exactly what you mean, since-- contrary to popular belief-- we are not omniscient gods who always know precisely what it is that you are thinking.
Now, having said all this, I do not-- by any means-- say that everyone has to write posts as eloquent, as long-winded, and as arrogantly toned as I write mine. Contarily, there are many who are able to make their point precisely in just a few lines of our precious English. However, in either instance, correct (or, again, at least mostly correct) spelling and punctuation allows for nigh-instantaneous recognition of the author's point.
DEATH
#10
Posted 24 February 2004 - 07:32 PM
#11
Posted 24 February 2004 - 07:47 PM
Example
OmFg 1 juSt hed tis draem and tthsi joiMan joo rappit wuz LikE j0o si11wy poison my SlIngSh0tS ownzorz j0o cus Ma mommy says I' ne3d exsorsize cus I aM fAt an HaVe to sIt on teh computor and use teh fff wood and makee up dreems. TehN I wke uP.
Edited by Dan Wask, 24 February 2004 - 07:48 PM.
QUOTE (Arcanis @ Apr 9 2005, 12:02 AM) |
When I insert a dick, nothing happens. |
#12
Posted 25 February 2004 - 12:36 AM
#13
Posted 25 February 2004 - 08:17 AM
#14
Posted 25 February 2004 - 04:55 PM
QUOTE (Arcanis @ Apr 9 2005, 12:02 AM) |
When I insert a dick, nothing happens. |
#15
Posted 25 February 2004 - 05:05 PM
Dude, that movie was fucked up. I dig the zombie carnage, but...tiny, demented Japanese men that are able to burrow underground at an abnormal rate for any zombie human, those things - they just scare me.What train? What the fuck are you talking about dude? I don't think I should have let you watch Versus. Come back to the orange dimension, cause the joe one is obviously fucked up.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#16
Posted 25 February 2004 - 08:15 PM
VACC
#17
Posted 25 February 2004 - 08:25 PM
What scares you? The zombies or the Japanese midgets?Dude, that movie was fucked up. I dig the zombie carnage, but...tiny, demented Japanese men that are able to burrow underground at an abnormal rate for any zombie human, those things - they just scare me.What train? What the fuck are you talking about dude? I don't think I should have let you watch Versus. Come back to the orange dimension, cause the joe one is obviously fucked up.
#18
Posted 25 February 2004 - 09:43 PM
No dude, you don't understand.What scares you? The zombies or the Japanese midgets?
Zombie Japanese midgets. That's what they were.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#20
Posted 26 February 2004 - 09:51 AM
#21
Posted 26 February 2004 - 09:53 AM
Unholy Three: DUPLUM SCRTA, DUPLUM PROBLEMA (2009)
But Zeke guns tend to be like proofs by contradiction
Theoretically solid but actually non-constructive
Rnbw Cln
#22
Posted 26 February 2004 - 11:44 AM
VACC
#23
Posted 26 February 2004 - 11:47 AM
#24
Posted 26 February 2004 - 11:58 AM
p.s. One would assume that your average career murderer/criminal would have enough sense to realize that any place named "Resurection Forest" is probably not the ideal place to bury the dead.
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#25
Posted 26 February 2004 - 12:03 PM
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