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#1 BustaNinja

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:42 PM

So, I was assigned a Sonnet, turned it in late, and didn't do a good job, but this is for you guys.

Season of Foam

Soft squishy foam in this blaster of mine
Looking around for a friend to shoot at
My eyes start to gleam and my Nerf gun shine
Summer for me means not a base ball bat
That glorious season filled with tactics
Running through parks living childhood dreams
Of foam flinging goodness I get my fix
Heard are cries of joy instead of harsh screams
Summer is here yes the Season of Foam
Staying up early and sleeping in late
Tired and drained from the days not at home
Ducking and dodging behind a big crate
But alas its over and the days end
And now time for winter Nerfing my friend

And like everything nerdy, my girlfriend helped me. Yes, she helped me make darts for the last war.

The final version is now... finalized. It has pictures of Nerf guns, is set on a mock "Nerf war planning sheet" and has a picture of the Guru (yes groove, your old Primary is getting airtime on my home work. I wanted to show a picture of a modded gun, and yours is simply the cleanest and most beautiful one I can find.)

Edited by BustaNinja, 17 February 2009 - 11:12 PM.

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:45 PM

:D

That was BEAUTIFUL!

I think it describes SOF and Nerfing in general perfectly. Great job!
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:52 PM

I couldn't help but grin as I read this. As I said earlier, you need to make that Metal Song about Nerf.
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#4 BustaNinja

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:58 PM

I couldn't help but grin as I read this. As I said earlier, you need to make that Metal Song about Nerf.

I was going to, but my girlfriend suggested I end the couplet with "After that Zach is a fucking Jew Bag". it was funny.
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#5 flyingchicken

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:58 PM

...you need to make that Metal Song about Nerf.


A metal song? I was gonna do a Nerf song with an acoustic guitar!
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#6 lambchop

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:32 AM

Nice job! I realy like it.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 12:05 PM

I couldn't help but grin as I read this. As I said earlier, you need to make that Metal Song about Nerf.


I have been working on a song for a while. I have some decent guitar stuff laid out, but I can't quite get the words and sound I want.


On topic: Normally I would say "nice job", but I am not going to because I am so sick of stupid sonnets because of my second British Literature class.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 12:46 PM

So, I was assigned a Sonnet, turned it in late, and didn't do a good job, but this is for you guys.

All about dedication the the Sport ... right?

Summer is here yes the Season of Foam

^I got all choked up at that part...


Busta, that was pretty darn rad, would you consider reading that aloud for SOF? (you know you wanna.)
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:14 PM

Or one of you guys could crochet the poem into a sweet quilt and film a reenactment of Betsy Ross sewing the American flag in era-approprate atire. That would be even awesomer.

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#10 BustaNinja

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:04 PM

So, I was assigned a Sonnet, turned it in late, and didn't do a good job, but this is for you guys.

All about dedication the the Sport ... right?

Summer is here yes the Season of Foam

^I got all choked up at that part...


Busta, that was pretty darn rad, would you consider reading that aloud for SOF? (you know you wanna.)

If you wanna get that on tape, then I would be honored to read it for the documentary of SOF. I totally would.

And yes, is was a dedication to the sport, and maybe its just me, but I know refer to summer as SOF in my mind... Weird.
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