One day, when you all least expect it, I'm going to just randomly show up at a Nerf war. And I'll be like "Hey" and you'll all be like "OMGSPOONWTF?!" and then I'll laugh.
Or, more accurately, you'll be like "WTF newb who are you?", and I'll become angry.
Anyway....
I got married a few weeks ago. (to Stephanie, in case anybody is keeping track)
But that's not what's important.
What's important is that for my bachelor party, my three best guy friends and I Nerfed. All. Fucking. Day.
Keep the dream alive gentlemen.
-Spoon
I Don't Know How To Tell You This.....
but I'm kind of a big deal around here.
Started by Spoon, Nov 25 2008 02:35 AM
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 02:35 AM
Two roads converged in the woods, and I took the one less traveled......and now I don't know where the hell I am.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 02:37 AM
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The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:37 AM
Hey spoon, I knew your stuff since I was 8 years old, I looked at your Nerf page, it was sweet.
Edit: Now if only we knew where the hell CX was...
Edit: Now if only we knew where the hell CX was...
Edited by Foamfoot, 26 November 2008 - 01:40 AM.
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Damn it Foamfoot. Why is it that you kill every good topic with a retarded response a few days late.
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Damn it Foamfoot. Why is it that you kill every good topic with a retarded response a few days late.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 07:27 AM
Welcome back... and btw, spock kinda has a moustache on his avatar.
Just pointing that one out.
Just pointing that one out.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 07:42 AM
Congratulations man! Weddings are fun. I hope it wasn't too stressful, as some can.
Time to start making some new nerfers!
Time to start making some new nerfers!
--Modify a blaster for a kid and he'll be entertained for a week. Teach him how to modify blasters and he'll become an engineer--
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FOAMalicious!
DARTomatic!
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FOAMalicious!
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:35 AM
What's important is that for my bachelor party, my three best guy friends and I Nerfed. All. Fucking. Day.
Keep the dream alive gentlemen.
-Spoon
You're such a loser.
VACC
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:37 AM
Hey spoon, I knew your stuff since I was 8 years old...
You should feel proud of yourself. Look what you've accomplished for this community Spoon.
Congrats, and ditto to what Mike said. You ARE a loser. That's right, I built you up and tore you down all in one breath. See kids, it can be done.
I hate you.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:47 PM
Congratulations!
Don't forget to indoctrinate your kids with Nerf.
Don't forget to indoctrinate your kids with Nerf.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:13 PM
Congratulations on the wedding, and on whatI can assume was the best bachelor's party ever.
That doesn't mean you're not a loser, it just means that I admire the level of loser-ness that you have achieved.
That doesn't mean you're not a loser, it just means that I admire the level of loser-ness that you have achieved.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:30 PM
Congrats, man!
Good to see you've returned for however long you decide to keep checking up on us.
Good to see you've returned for however long you decide to keep checking up on us.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:42 PM
Hey spoon, I knew your stuff since I was 8 years old, I looked at your Nerf page, it was sweet.
Funny you mention it, I was just looking at my original Nerf page the other night for the first time in like 6 or 7 years. It was....interesting.
Time to start making some new nerfers!
OMG go to Hell.
You're such a loser.
VACC
Don't be jealous Mikey. You know we could never have worked long-term.
Besides, notice that I neglected to mention what we all did that NIGHT.....
-Spoon
Two roads converged in the woods, and I took the one less traveled......and now I don't know where the hell I am.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:43 PM
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Meh.
Two roads converged in the woods, and I took the one less traveled......and now I don't know where the hell I am.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:47 PM
congrats spoon, heres to a happy mariage and a bunch of nerfing kids!
I went into the choir room today and told the teacher," I can ony sing base" she said," I can fix that" she gave me a prompt kick in the nuts; i've been singing soprano ever since.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:10 PM
Don't double post.
Star Wars can go fuck itself.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:38 PM
Wow. You can't make gay jokes because he got married, but yet with a title like that, you'd think he was coming out of the closet. Just kidding. Glad you kept your dream alive. I did, and I keep it in a cage under the stairs... but thats unrelated.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:42 PM
Spoon, you sir are one of the legends I hope to shoot one day.
I don't get my kicks out of you,
I don't feel the way I used to do.
I know its bad,
After what we had,
But I’m just not the angel you knew.
I don't feel the way I used to do.
I know its bad,
After what we had,
But I’m just not the angel you knew.
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:53 AM
Besides, notice that I neglected to mention what we all did that NIGHT.....
-Spoon
If it didn't involve underage philipino boys than I don't even know you anymore!
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 09:05 PM
Good to see you're alive, and congrats!
But no matter how recently you've nerfed, even HE can probably kick your ass...
But it'd be awesome to have you back. And if you're subtly hinting at the possibility of coming to the upcoming LANO, bear in mind that the date has been changed as of two days ago or so, and I am just now changing the date on the front page of said thread. You may continue your stealthy surprise attendance stint as you please...just don't come a week early. That'd suck.
But no matter how recently you've nerfed, even HE can probably kick your ass...
But it'd be awesome to have you back. And if you're subtly hinting at the possibility of coming to the upcoming LANO, bear in mind that the date has been changed as of two days ago or so, and I am just now changing the date on the front page of said thread. You may continue your stealthy surprise attendance stint as you please...just don't come a week early. That'd suck.
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:31 PM
OMG go to Hell.Time to start making some new nerfers!
Hmm... I kinda saw that coming... I should have known since my sister just got married.
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FOAMalicious!
DARTomatic!
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FOAMalicious!
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:30 AM
Yeah, you had it coming. Most nerfers are in this initially because it's an inexpensive hobby...the cost of bringing little too-young-for-the-forums minions into the world would make affording stefans virtually impossible, and you just can't have that.
I mean, look at what happened to Cxwq...
Piney, we'll never understand just how you do it, but more power to ya.
I mean, look at what happened to Cxwq...
Piney, we'll never understand just how you do it, but more power to ya.
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:39 AM
Actually, I don't...I mean, look at what happened to Cxwq...
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FOAMalicious!
DARTomatic!
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FOAMalicious!
DARTomatic!
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:02 AM
Spoon, you magnificent bastard, you! It's good to see you again.
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:17 PM
Wow. You can't make gay jokes because he got married, but yet with a title like that, you'd think he was coming out of the closet. Just kidding. Glad you kept your dream alive. I did, and I keep it in a cage under the stairs... but thats unrelated.
HA!
Good one. But seriously-Congratulations!
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:18 PM
Well, first of all, congratulations! Second of all, I look forward to seeing you at one of SoCal's future wars...like LANO.
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:42 PM
Magical weddings! Nerf-a-thons! Holy salamander!
Spoon, congrats, even though it has been said several times.
Spoon, congrats, even though it has been said several times.
It's time to pretend.
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the leaking was all in the bladder
Yay, the IRC.
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