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#1 Spoon

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 02:35 AM

One day, when you all least expect it, I'm going to just randomly show up at a Nerf war. And I'll be like "Hey" and you'll all be like "OMGSPOONWTF?!" and then I'll laugh.

Or, more accurately, you'll be like "WTF newb who are you?", and I'll become angry.


Anyway....


I got married a few weeks ago. (to Stephanie, in case anybody is keeping track)

But that's not what's important.

What's important is that for my bachelor party, my three best guy friends and I Nerfed. All. Fucking. Day.



Keep the dream alive gentlemen.


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#2 CaptainSlug

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 02:37 AM

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#3 Foamfoot

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:37 AM

Hey spoon, I knew your stuff since I was 8 years old, I looked at your Nerf page, it was sweet.

Edit: Now if only we knew where the hell CX was...

Edited by Foamfoot, 26 November 2008 - 01:40 AM.

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#4 Puppylayer

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 07:27 AM

Welcome back... and btw, spock kinda has a moustache on his avatar.

Just pointing that one out.
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#5 aetherguy881

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 07:42 AM

Congratulations man! Weddings are fun. I hope it wasn't too stressful, as some can.

Time to start making some new nerfers! :P
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#6 VACC

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:35 AM

What's important is that for my bachelor party, my three best guy friends and I Nerfed. All. Fucking. Day.



Keep the dream alive gentlemen.


-Spoon


You're such a loser.

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#7 One Man Clan

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:37 AM

Hey spoon, I knew your stuff since I was 8 years old...


You should feel proud of yourself. Look what you've accomplished for this community Spoon.

Congrats, and ditto to what Mike said. You ARE a loser. That's right, I built you up and tore you down all in one breath. See kids, it can be done.
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#8 HugoChillingsworth

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:47 PM

Congratulations!
Don't forget to indoctrinate your kids with Nerf.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:13 PM

Congratulations on the wedding, and on whatI can assume was the best bachelor's party ever.

That doesn't mean you're not a loser, it just means that I admire the level of loser-ness that you have achieved.
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Oompa: FECES!? Who in their right mind would try that shit!?


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#10 Myster E

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:30 PM

Congrats, man!

Good to see you've returned for however long you decide to keep checking up on us.
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"breastfeeding from cxwq's nippies".
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Thanks for that wonderful mental image. I'm going to kill you now.

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#11 Spoon

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:42 PM

Hey spoon, I knew your stuff since I was 8 years old, I looked at your Nerf page, it was sweet.


Funny you mention it, I was just looking at my original Nerf page the other night for the first time in like 6 or 7 years. It was....interesting.


Time to start making some new nerfers! :P


OMG go to Hell.

You're such a loser.
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Don't be jealous Mikey. You know we could never have worked long-term.


Besides, notice that I neglected to mention what we all did that NIGHT.....

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#12 Spoon

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:43 PM

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Two roads converged in the woods, and I took the one less traveled......and now I don't know where the hell I am.

#13 dart

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:47 PM

congrats spoon, heres to a happy mariage and a bunch of nerfing kids!
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#14 TED

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:10 PM

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#15 BustaNinja

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:38 PM

Wow. You can't make gay jokes because he got married, but yet with a title like that, you'd think he was coming out of the closet. Just kidding. Glad you kept your dream alive. I did, and I keep it in a cage under the stairs... but thats unrelated.
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#16 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:42 PM

Spoon, you sir are one of the legends I hope to shoot one day.
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I don't get my kicks out of you,
I don't feel the way I used to do.
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After what we had,
But Iím just not the angel you knew.

#17 VACC

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:53 AM

Besides, notice that I neglected to mention what we all did that NIGHT.....

-Spoon


If it didn't involve underage philipino boys than I don't even know you anymore!

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#18 Falcon

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 09:05 PM

Good to see you're alive, and congrats!

But no matter how recently you've nerfed, even HE can probably kick your ass...

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But it'd be awesome to have you back. And if you're subtly hinting at the possibility of coming to the upcoming LANO, bear in mind that the date has been changed as of two days ago or so, and I am just now changing the date on the front page of said thread. You may continue your stealthy surprise attendance stint as you please...just don't come a week early. That'd suck.
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#19 aetherguy881

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:31 PM

Time to start making some new nerfers! :blush:

OMG go to Hell.


Hmm... I kinda saw that coming... I should have known since my sister just got married.
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#20 Falcon

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:30 AM

Yeah, you had it coming. Most nerfers are in this initially because it's an inexpensive hobby...the cost of bringing little too-young-for-the-forums minions into the world would make affording stefans virtually impossible, and you just can't have that.

I mean, look at what happened to Cxwq...

Piney, we'll never understand just how you do it, but more power to ya.
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#21 aetherguy881

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:39 AM

I mean, look at what happened to Cxwq...

Actually, I don't...
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#22 Groove

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:02 AM

Spoon, you magnificent bastard, you! It's good to see you again.


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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:17 PM

Wow. You can't make gay jokes because he got married, but yet with a title like that, you'd think he was coming out of the closet. Just kidding. Glad you kept your dream alive. I did, and I keep it in a cage under the stairs... but thats unrelated.


HA! :P Good one.

But seriously-Congratulations!
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Thats the way I do it. Use a rag with some light fast rubbing.

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:18 PM

Well, first of all, congratulations! Second of all, I look forward to seeing you at one of SoCal's future wars...like LANO.
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:42 PM

Magical weddings! Nerf-a-thons! Holy salamander!
Spoon, congrats, even though it has been said several times.
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