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[aamiller321]

Has anyone been reading the Nerf page on wikipedia?

Scout: Light armament and spying/Recommended Weapons: One classic Nite Finder and AS-1 or a Rev-8 Firefly.
Tips and Tricks: Be very cautious. Scouts should stay under cover or darkness. Scouts should fight in defense. Scouts need to be fast and/or very resourceful.

loser: Armed long-range shooter and should stay under cover near fort or command post/Recommended Weapons: CS-6 Longshot or CS-6 Recon and Nite Finder.
Tips and Tricks: ALWAYS STAY UNDER COVER. Start at the fort and wait till the fight for the command post is over, then advance. Always be ready. losers should have sharp eyes and/or an extreme sense of caution.

Bomber: Heavily armed fighter, attacks forts and command posts/Recommended Weapons: Nerf Big Bad Titan, Nerf Reactor, Dart Tag guns, Nerf Big Bad Bow.
Tips and Tricks: Stay in the fort until everyone's ready to assault the enemy. Then move and move fast. Destroy every enemy in your way and surround yourself with trooper bodyguards. Bombers should be aggressive and/or intimidating.

Trooper: Moderately armed, fights in all circumstances/Recommended Weapons: Nerf Maverick, Dart Tag guns, CS-6 Recon, Mech Tommy 20.
Tips and Tricks: Always help your scout buddies when they're outnumbered and swarm around bombers. Always keep moving. Anyone with the right guns can be a trooper.

Guard: Mounted gunner, stays near fort at all times/Recommended Weapons: Nerf Rapid Fire 20 Machine Gun, CS-6 Longshot, Nerf Vulcan EBF 25.
Tips and Tricks: Hide, hold your gun and if someone you don't like comes near, gun him down. Be agressive, cunning, and deadly accurate.

It reeks of those youtube nerfers.

Edited by aamiller321, 31 August 2008 - 09:37 PM.

[Rogue Warrior]

Sounds like the work of, Ice's pre-pubescent fan club. *Dum-Dum*

[AssassinNF]

Disgusting. The mention of losing alone makes it retarded. (gotta love the filter)

[aamiller321]

I know and all the guns they have listed are sucky. And "Bomber"? They should grow up I mean this is nerf! Lol.

Edited by aamiller321, 31 August 2008 - 09:51 PM.

[Gears]

Sounds like the work of, Ice's pre-pubescent fan club. *Dum-Dum*

Coming from the guy who on the HQ (oh shit, you got your name changed!) calls himself a "Nerf Navy Seal"...

On topic, I was hoping someone else would notice this. I think whoever wrote this, obviously had a fun time doing it.

[CaptainSlug]

Fixed.
It IS a wiki after-all

Edit: SHEESH even the references and assorted tags on this page are garbage. Time to overhaul this junk into something informative.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 31 August 2008 - 10:38 PM.

[aamiller321]

Edit: Thanks slug.

Yeah they made our hobby look extremely childish IMO. So remember, stay low and if someone you don't like comes near, gun 'em down. Also has anyone noticed that nerfhaven isn't listed as a link in the links section?

Edited by aamiller321, 31 August 2008 - 10:06 PM.

[Rogue Warrior]

It reminds me of call of duty online where you can choose your classes to your liking, they mustn't have gotten the memo we don't do that gay ass crap. We just grab our guns and go have some fun.




@ gears, the clan thing is an inside joke you wouldn't really get it unless you met me.

[Tornado13]

Total shit. Out of utter bordness I decided to look it up and couldn't find it. Could someone post a link?

[Kyrativ]

Captain slug fixed it probably if not someone should (have not joined the wiki yet).

[Kyrativ]

shit double post. sorry

Edited by Kyrativ, 31 August 2008 - 11:48 PM.

[CaptainSlug]

I edited both a great deal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERF_wars

[aamiller321]

Yeah thanks slug.

[TheNerfLoki]

MUCH better now. Thanks CS.

[Draconis]

On topic, I was hoping someone else would notice this. I think whoever wrote this, obviously had a fun time doing it.

It was probably VACC, just to fuck with the rest of us...

[baghead]

On topic, I was hoping someone else would notice this. I think whoever wrote this, obviously had a fun time doing it.

It was probably VACC, just to fuck with the rest of us...

there's not enough disparaging gay jokes hidden within that text to be VACC's handiwork... he's a master of his craft... and because of that you can always recognize his work....

Edited by baghead, 02 September 2008 - 10:38 AM.

[Rogue Warrior]

I would have to agree, Nobody was offended while looking at this. Clearly this can't be his Art.

[aamiller321]

The thing is the person that wrote that obviously play with sn1perz in their wars. We as a community generaly do not because the highest a gun can hit is around 150-160 and thats not even accuracy when you tone it down to accuracy the most accurate guns are accurate only to like 80-90feet. When we have a nerf gun that can fire 300 feet with good accuracy maybe we'll have sn1perz.

[foamforce123]

Look at it now, someone changed NERF to BERF for nearly every mention of it.

[aamiller321]

I bet it's the same fuc1<ers that messed it up the last fucI<1ng time. That makes me soooo angry!!! Look at the links "berfhq" "berfhaven".

[Omega]

Fucking YouTube Nerfers.


And bags is right, there's not enough gay jokes for it to be VACC.

"[FILTER WORD]ing is so gay, it farted and I smelled Vaseline."

[AssassinNF]

I swear intelligent people are becoming more and more of a minority in this world. We always have been, but it's getting worse. NerfHaven is the ONLY forum I am a member of that does not make my eyes bleed every time I read a post, and I think of it as one of the last hold-outs for intelligent life on earth. Or at least on the internet.

[boisie]

I've reverted edits to CS's edit. Nerf is back. Berf is gone.

[aamiller321]

Thank you.

[mintee]

And just like that, all traces of the Berf Internet Community ceased to exist.